stupid fucking bitches

[Moon Knight]

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;4141105]This is the kind of thinking that makes most people wish death and AIDS upon you. This isn't the 1960's. It's racist, simple-minded, sister-fucking thinking like this that sets you apart from being a normal human being. Judging from your original post and your attitude since, you could probably care less about that anyways. I don't wanna take up too much of your time... you probably have to go and pick up your hood from the dry cleaners and some crosses to burn. Carry on, homer. Carry on...[/QUOTE]I think I found a picture of him trying to do that.

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[smizzy]

Let me get this straight, sir. You're telling me that you are a drunken, racist, sexist, abusive, Texas cowboy who has a failed wrestling background, doesn't "trust" women only because of their body's natural cycle, but proceeds to fuck and then, if they try to have a conversation using their "words," beat them, granted, the majority are off of Craiglists, whatever that means, and have been of legal age for only a handful of months, and you manage a Christian rock band?

The movie script is in the works and you are a fuck.

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of course being a guy I'm not going to turn down breaking it off in a fine 19 year old piece of ass. This'll be the last week though cause I'm gonna find me some strange before next weekend. So this weekend the ****e is gonna pay. I'm thinking about flat out donkey punching her and when she turns around shell shocked spidermanning her right between the eyes... Fucking ruining a good thing, me thinks she is gonna pay...

She wasn't black and I strapped on every time so I doubt aids... Just not very likely. And I doubt pregnant as I always have RU486 on me to give them when I'm done. Making that available without a script made my life so much easier.

Nope, was looking for a place to vent so I could sober up enough to not think driving down there and having a long conversation with her using nothing but my hands was a good idea.

I live in Texas and have my fence posts painted purple for a reason...

And yeah, the inconvenience+3/4 shit faced= me wanting to beat her ass.
Yeah I'm well aware I have severe anger problems. There's a reason I live in the middle of nowhere and spend about 2 days a week near any mass of people. (might be 10 people in the entire square mile around me, maybe)

Hence using craigslist to find pussy for the days i'm actually in town.

No, was christian rock (like creed, but a bit heavier) until I swayed them to go into regular rock. More money in the mainstream.

Not since the herniated disk back in 2002... Walked away and never went back. Going in, I had a very simple goal: Have one match. Endied up with nearly 50 in 9 months. Paid for the training, but the medical bills made it cost prohibited.

 

[DirtyJosé]

So what's your next gimmick gonna be?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

So what's your next gimmick gonna be?

Punching Babies

 

[Remy LaCroix]

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;4141385]Punching Babies Fetus Raper[/QUOTE]

One-upped.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

That's not one-upped, that's game over.

 

[Miko]

Soo this craigslist thing actually works then does it?

 

[DirtyD79]

Cool Story, Bro. Me I'm the guy in the Dos Equis commercials.

 

[Via Armbar]

Why is it that women always have to ruin a good thing? Why is it despite the idea of having a "relationship" solely consisting of sex being their idea they can never follow through. Just had some ****e I've been sleeping with in Austin call me and try telling me about her problems. She got all pissed at me when I told her that I don't give two fucks about her problems and why the fuck is she calling me when I've made it perfectly clear the only thing coming out of her mouth I give two shits about is currently residing in my pants. worse part, two days from now she'll be texting me asking if I want to come over when I'm in Austin and of course being a guy I'm not going to turn down breaking it off in a fine 19 year old piece of ass. This'll be the last week though cause I'm gonna find me some strange before next weekend. So this weekend the ****e is gonna pay. I'm thinking about flat out donkey punching her and when she turns around shell shocked spidermanning her right between the eyes... Fucking ruining a good thing, me thinks she is gonna pay...

You are clearly just the king of pussy, a czar of pussy even. Someone throw this man a life preserver because he is drowning in twat. There is too much snatch in this mans life, a wholesale blowout on his pussy back-stock is necessary at this point. You're a legend among peasants, our dicks aren't worthy of being at the same party as yours. Our dicks lay down over a puddle so that your dick can safely walk over it and stay dry. Just the coolest fucking guy...the fucking coolest.