Some input on a personal dilema

[nightmare]

When you're done down there, will you please go home?

My Spanish is rusty, but I'm pretty sure that's what it means.

You got it.

Anyways, here you go. Its pretty obvious the process which needs to occur here, and its very simply laid out in front of you.

In all seriousness-

When I read your posts I picture you in front of a giant American flag sitting in a comfy recliner with a beer in hand. Like a wise & patriotic Al Bundy. How close am I? You know, when you are not surrounded by sand defending our country.

 

[JohnJohnson]

I will take everyone's advice into consideration. As far as stealing someone's girl away from them, people want to judge it as something bad. But how many times have you seen a movie where the quiet nerd steals the pretty girl away from the jock? He's a freakin hero for it. It's all a matter of perspective. I do plan to help her turn her life around. To be honest, if I was dating a girl and she had to work 75 hours a week to make ends meet and was basically stuck in a loop that would be hard for her to advance from, then I would do everything in my power to help her out and get her a normal life. She doesn't intend to marry the guy, and to be honest the only real connection I think they have is that they both came from the same country and were introduced by her cousin. Life is about pursuing your goals and desires. I'm doing just that. She told me her dream job, and I'm putting her on the right course. I do know what it's like to be cheated on. Hell I've been cheated on while in Afghanistan getting bombed every week. I was engaged once, and had her cheat on me while in basic training. It's just part of life. It means that they weren't the right one. Hell, I should thank the guy that banged my fiance while I was in basic, because in the long run I wouldn't have been happy with her. I'm not messing with married chicks. I'm messing with a chick that I have a connection with and who is only able to see some guy she's dating once a week. I'm not making her cheat, I'm just hoping she does. That's a problem between them. They might even have a shitty relationship. I'm not out here to hurt anyone. It's just I see what I want and I pursue it. When people are waiting in line for the new Xbox it's because they want it. They worked for it and took the necessary steps in order to get to that point. If they grab the last one and the woman behind em is trying to get one for her kids as a Christmas gift, I wouldn't feel obligated to hand it over. Would it be nice? Yes. But the fact is we both wanted something and we both pursued it, I would just be literally one step ahead in that situation. If her bf wants her then it's his job to keep her happy so that cheating doesn't even cross her mind. It's not my job to police other people's relationships. Who am I to tell someone no just because of their relationship, which isn't any of my business.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Oh and for the record, I have never cheated on a girl before. I had 2 girls(one hot as hell, the other average) invite me to a threesome(standing in front of me in nothing but thongs) while my gf was out of town and I refused. I'm not just some dog. That's why I wouldn't want an actual relationship with this girl. Because I'm not in a position where I am ready to be monogamous again, especially being on the road a lot. When I'm in it I'm in it. That's my job, it's not my job to make sure everyone else is faithful.

 

[ABMorales787]

You want to teach her English, but you can't be assed with using paragraphs?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I will take everyone's advice into consideration. As far as stealing someone's girl away from them, people want to judge it as something bad. But how many times have you seen a movie where the quiet nerd steals the pretty girl away from the jock? He's a freakin hero for it. It's all a matter of perspective. I do plan to help her turn her life around. To be honest, if I was dating a girl and she had to work 75 hours a week to make ends meet and was basically stuck in a loop that would be hard for her to advance from, then I would do everything in my power to help her out and get her a normal life. She doesn't intend to marry the guy, and to be honest the only real connection I think they have is that they both came from the same country and were introduced by her cousin. Life is about pursuing your goals and desires. I'm doing just that. She told me her dream job, and I'm putting her on the right course. I do know what it's like to be cheated on. Hell I've been cheated on while in Afghanistan getting bombed every week. I was engaged once, and had her cheat on me while in basic training. It's just part of life. It means that they weren't the right one. Hell, I should thank the guy that banged my fiance while I was in basic, because in the long run I wouldn't have been happy with her. I'm not messing with married chicks. I'm messing with a chick that I have a connection with and who is only able to see some guy she's dating once a week. I'm not making her cheat, I'm just hoping she does. That's a problem between them. They might even have a shitty relationship. I'm not out here to hurt anyone. It's just I see what I want and I pursue it. When people are waiting in line for the new Xbox it's because they want it. They worked for it and took the necessary steps in order to get to that point. If they grab the last one and the woman behind em is trying to get one for her kids as a Christmas gift, I wouldn't feel obligated to hand it over. Would it be nice? Yes. But the fact is we both wanted something and we both pursued it, I would just be literally one step ahead in that situation. If her bf wants her then it's his job to keep her happy so that cheating doesn't even cross her mind. It's not my job to police other people's relationships. Who am I to tell someone no just because of their relationship, which isn't any of my business.

Not my fault, not my buisness, happened to me before, etc etc.

You dont seem to be a big fan of accountability. The bottom line is, why do that to someone? This isnt the movies, and this isnt a fucking xbox. Have a little character.

 

[jmt225]

If you have to contemplate this much about it, JohnJohnson, then it's something you know you shouldn't do. There's something inside of you telling you not to do it. You can't ignore your gut instinct. If this was just a girl who was down to fuck with no real feelings involved and no "complicated" issues to go along with it, then you wouldn't be questioning doing this as much as you are. However, you know this will only end badly if you go through it. But if you think with your dick instead of your brain (something we're all guilty of), you'll have to live with that choice forever.

Just try and make the choices of your actions with the head above your shoulders instead of the one in your pants and you should be okay.

 

[LSN80]

That's my job, it's not my job to make sure everyone else is faithful.

But anyone with a proper moral compass makes sure they're not the stumbling block that leads to another's unfaithfulness. If you think you're not every bit as much guilty in cheating, I truly feel sorry for you.

And let me spare you the next step: It's easy to make an argument that she's the one with the responsibility to her boyfriend, as you made no such committment to him. I've heard this 50+ times in my life, and it's a cop-out, an excuse to do something you know is wrong, and walk away consequence free.

When you do that, you're hanging ALL the blame on the woman, the one you purportedly want to help. How does laying all the guilt at her feet help her? If your help can't come without screwing her, well, you're best off pointing her elsewhere for help.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

What country? What are odds he finds out and guts you like a fish in your sleep? How hot is she? Do you have INS on speed dial? Does she have any single friends, cousins, sisters, or pets that look enough like her to satisfy you? Is your cock small enough that you could deny that what happened qualifies as sex? Is she a cleaning lady? In her culture do the ladies find chatty dudes the most attractive?

Doesn't matter what the answers are, I say fuck the cleaning lady then give her a cashmere sweater.




Keep us updated. I'd hate to miss the end of this epic tale.

 

[JohnJohnson]

Lol. My Help doesn't come without sex. I'm helping out regardless.

What country? What are odds he finds out and guts you like a fish in your sleep? How hot is she? Do you have INS on speed dial? Does she have any single friends, cousins, sisters, or pets that look enough like her to satisfy you? Is your cock small enough that you could deny that what happened qualifies as sex? Is she a cleaning lady? In her culture do the ladies find chatty dudes the most attractive?

Doesn't matter what the answers are, I say fuck the cleaning lady then give her a cashmere sweater.




Keep us updated. I'd hate to miss the end of this epic tale.

El Salvador. I doubt he would gut me or is in a gang. She told me if he came to my house he wouldn't be able to beat me up. She is hot and really cute at the same time. I do not have them on speed dial. I don't know about her friends and family. It isn't small enough. She is a cleaning lady. I do not know.

I'll wait til she breaks up to fuck her. It's too hot for sweaters in Texas. I will keep you updated on the situation. I just got done talking to her in fact. Invited her out to a party. You're invited too George Steele's Barber.


The responses here are very different from the responses of friends and colleagues.

 

[nightmare]

The current temperature in Texas is irrelevant, you bone the cleaning lady- she deserves a nice sweater.

 

[JohnJohnson]

OK. I'll get her the sweater and a pair of earrings. Judging by how some people are reacting to this, I won't even go into the situation with the 7 month pregnant cleaning lady who's pregnant and married.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

The seven month pregnant lady is pregnant?

Get the fuck outta here!

 

[JohnJohnson]

Cut me some slack. I'm not at work anymore so I've had some drinks...while I was drinking.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

El Salvador.

Fuck that, she comes to this country she speaks English, it The Salvador.

I doubt he would gut me or is in a gang.

Quick slice of your throat, pull your tounge threw the hole and wah-la! A new neck tie.

She told me if he came to my house he wouldn't be able to beat me up.

But if he found you in an alley with three of his cousins beating you up would be letting you off easy.

She is hot and really cute at the same time.

Not possible. It has to be one or the other at any one particular time.

I do not have them on speed dial.

I am a qualified expert on the topic so don't take this advice but if you want to fit in in Texas I think this information is a necessity.

I don't know about her friends and family.

You may about two days after fucking her when they move in with you.

It isn't small enough.

My apologies but you don't have to answer every question.

She is a cleaning lady.

I am a fucking genius!

I do not know.

That's ok I forgot the question.

I'll wait til she breaks up to fuck her. It's too hot for sweaters in Texas. I will keep you updated on the situation. I just got done talking to her in fact. Invited her out to a party. You're invited too George Steele's Barber.

You don't want that, i'd just make Seinfeld references that you wouldn't pick up on.

The responses here are very different from the responses of friends and colleagues.

You should tell the girl what you are going through and see how she responds.

 

[nightmare]

At this point I may just have to drive back to Austin & see this goddess clean up close. Does she smell of Windex & refried beans? Ohh.... I fucking hope so.

She is obviously too much for you to handle & you should not neglect your seven month pregnant married lady. The ones with baby batter already in them tend to get cranky & territorial.


Damn GSB, you are on a roll tonight! Classy laughs all around.

 

[Bernkastel]

OK. I'll get her the sweater and a pair of earrings. Judging by how some people are reacting to this, I won't even go into the situation with the 7 month pregnant cleaning lady who's pregnant and married.

Oh god, please do tell. This is entertaining.

 

[nightmare]

Is he drunk & confusing the two different ladies, or he is running game on every bitch in Texas who washes windows?


Either way his end goal seems to be- get attacked by a wronged lover or create an army of foreign cleaning ladies so that he never has to do laundry again.

 

[JohnJohnson]

I mean there are a few cleaning ladies out there that I'm friends with. I know the risks I run when messing with someone dating someone. I may get attacked. This actually reminds me of when I saw this really fine Mexican girl at an old job of mine and swept her away from her bf. This girl was almost an exact double of Jasmine Byrne except more petite. Anyways him and his cousins came to jump me at IHOP. Didn't go down the way they expected. I miss that chick.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

There's lots of women. Lots that aren't already going out with someone.

Personally I wouldn't feel comfortable pursuing this course of action until she had severed ties with the boyfriend she currently has. That way, you will be accountable for no drama. By the book detective.

Now tell me more about this network of cleaning ladies you're into.

 

[Dirk]

I can understand the appeal of nabbing somebody girl. I mean, I would fucking murder both of you if it was my girl, but it's better than most of my weekends, which goes like the guy in this story:

Spoiler

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes a sip and pours the rest over his right hand. The barman sees this, but ignores it.

Half an hour later he orders another, takes a sip and pours out the rest on his hand, leaving the barman equally confused and curious.

Twenty minutes later he orders a third beer and pours it out on his hand. The barman is a little annoyed by now. "What are you doing, man? I have to mop that up afterwards." he said.

The man looked at him.

"Would you be quiet? I'm trying to get my date drunk!"

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I like this John Johnson. He's a funny dude with a good attitude about things.

Does she have papers?

 

[CH David]

Here's how to do it. Help her out, makes sure she gets set up, and then you two start to fuck at her place. Since she doesn't know English, she's not going to be able to tell you that she wants a monogamous relationship at any point during your sexual encounters. Once she's set up and you've given her the opportunity to make something of herself, have her over at your place.

When she inevitably leaves a toothbrush at your place, go out and buy three more toothbrushes and place them with hers. When she asks about the tootbrushes the next time she is over, you tell her that she's not the only that visits you for late night fun. She dumps you, you helped her out, you got to screw for a while without a commitment, problem solved.

I <3 you, tdigs.

 

[Blade]

I can understand the appeal of nabbing somebody girl. I mean, I would fucking murder both of you if it was my girl

This. Stealing a girl is bad. Fucking her while she's still with her boyfriend is worse. And the boyfriend has every right to beat the shit out of you.

But it's cool, right? Because people love movies where the nerd steals the girl from the jock?

 

[Coco]

Anyways him and his cousins came to jump me at IHOP. Didn't go down the way they expected.

Do tell.

 

[Dave]

This is the sort of thread the Bar Room has been waiting so long for.