Serious Jones
start wearin' purple for me now
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SEWF - 2/25/11: Be Nice To Sully!
- Thread starter The Crock
- Start date
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Everyone's trying to hump your leg so that you'll give them a fictitious push, I'd be crackin skulls but you're handlin' yourself quite nicely
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
Bury the ones that kiss your ass.
Serious Jones
start wearin' purple for me now
Make them kiss your ass.
Final Form Snyper.
GOAT Human Being
No don't, I am claustrophobic.
Serious Jones
start wearin' purple for me now
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
I've always had a problem with people being all "Can i have plot importanceplz <3"
The camera cuts to the back, SSC's running around the backstage area mumbling to himself.
SSC: Fucking butt sex.
SSC shivers, but the exit to the arena is in sight.
SSC: Gotta go get some more weed, I can't deal with this all night.
SSC slams through the doors, but something gets in his way. He looks down and sees Angel sprawled out on the ground. He turns and yells for a ref, but in the meantime he drops some Mexican Ric Flair knees. The ref arrives and counts the pin for SSC. NEW CHAMP! SSC runs out into a waiting limo, and speeds off into the night.
SSC: Fucking butt sex.
SSC shivers, but the exit to the arena is in sight.
SSC: Gotta go get some more weed, I can't deal with this all night.
SSC slams through the doors, but something gets in his way. He looks down and sees Angel sprawled out on the ground. He turns and yells for a ref, but in the meantime he drops some Mexican Ric Flair knees. The ref arrives and counts the pin for SSC. NEW CHAMP! SSC runs out into a waiting limo, and speeds off into the night.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
...lol
FIRE RUSSCO
FIRE RUSSCO
Serious Jones
start wearin' purple for me now
I was hoping he'd use the cookie sheet. A "baked" pun would've been too easy.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
There should be a separate thread for SEWF bullshitting and one for posting the actual SEWF posts
Some time later, SSC's limo comes to a screeching halt on a dark corner. SSC rolls the window down and motions to someone on the outside. A hooded man can then be seen, he shakes his head and motions for SSC to come out of the limo. SSC leans forward and says a few words to the limo driver and steps out of the limo with the belt over his shoulder. He walks up to the hooded figure, neither man's face can be seen. SSC reaches into his back pocket and pulls out his wallet. He pulls out 5 bills.
SSC: I need five hundred dollars worth, been a tough day.
Hooded Figure: Five hundred? Alright, hold on.
The hooded figure bends down and picks something up, just then he smashes SSC in the face and drops the object. It was a tire iron. He runs over to the limo and opens the trunk, a gagged and hog tied ref is in the back. He pulls him out and unties his hands. He covers SSC and the ref counts the pin. NEW CHAMP! The hooded man walks into the well lighted limo and reveals his identity... Dave.
Dave: Driver, back to the arena.
SSC: I need five hundred dollars worth, been a tough day.
Hooded Figure: Five hundred? Alright, hold on.
The hooded figure bends down and picks something up, just then he smashes SSC in the face and drops the object. It was a tire iron. He runs over to the limo and opens the trunk, a gagged and hog tied ref is in the back. He pulls him out and unties his hands. He covers SSC and the ref counts the pin. NEW CHAMP! The hooded man walks into the well lighted limo and reveals his identity... Dave.
Dave: Driver, back to the arena.
Hey wait a minute!! Why the fuck do I need a green card?! I'm from Puerto Rico! We're a Commonwealth. I never needed a damn passport to fly to the U.S. Damn you, Crock! Get me the fuck out of prison!
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
FunKay defeats Paper Ghost...Flawless Win (Except for Doug shooting himself...)
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
Yes, this is definitely the same as losing a job where you're making a few hundred grand a year.
No sarcasm. I don't know how you're going to support yourself.
Damn....that's cheap. SSC deserves that championship too. That's why you don't by your weed right of the street SSC, pick a dealer, and stick to him.
Btw, am I participating in the main event, maybe as a special guest of some sort..on second thought...don't do that. I have a feeling if I was in a match..you'd probably make me seem really stupid. Ah..what the hell. Put me in a fucking match.
Btw, am I participating in the main event, maybe as a special guest of some sort..on second thought...don't do that. I have a feeling if I was in a match..you'd probably make me seem really stupid. Ah..what the hell. Put me in a fucking match.
The People's Peep
Mr. Manager
Overall, this is better than the first one. Great job so far Crock.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate
Grapefruits of Wrath
I know, tell me about it. I was so flustered after walking in on the buttsex that I wasn't thinking clearly.
Nobody rips off SSC during a drug deal and gets away with it....
Yeah, except A) Crock never asked you for your critiquing. You're not the Vince McMahon to Crock's creative so don't act like you are. And B) Your advice sucked.
If we were simply to laugh or applaud Crock wouldn't hear us so we have to type our praise out for his work. I think the fact that he's pulling it out of his ass makes it all the more enjoyable.
Basically, we're the audience showing the writer that we are entertained by his work. If it was a real show, we'd be clapping or laughing, but since we can't do that, we type or use smilies. You, on the other hand, got up and started rambling on about how the show could be better despite the fact that you are an audience member just like everyone else. You are not special, you are not unique, you are not a beautiful snowflake, you are the same piece of decaying organic matter as the rest of us. Yes, I paraphrased Fight Club.
And I'm the one who's acting stupid?
