Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

I just use the top drawer of my bedside table (but it's not really a table, is it?). Michael McIntyre would call it a man drawer. It generally just houses receipts, change and, on occasion, my wallet. In the lower two drawers are anything that takes my fancy - cameras, batteries, adhesive materials and the like. My reading materials are contained in a magazine rack beside the.

I put most of my stuff in the divan draws. Back left, post. Back right, post. Front left, misc. Front right, wallet, keys, assorted tissues,a USB stick and headphones.

I got a new shirt today, a Green Lantern one. It seemed like a good idea when I saw it on Amazon.

Not for in public I hope.

 

[Bernkastel]

All of my spare change I keep in a cupholder in my car, easy access you see

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My car is too nice for me to leave change in view of the general public. And I couldn't possibly hide it as I will have sold the car on before I remember that I have £30 of change under the seat.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How does anyone possibly have time to read these days.

 

[Bernkastel]

My car is too nice for me to leave change in view of the general public. And I couldn't possibly hide it as I will have sold the car on before I remember that I have £30 of change under the seat.

Interesting, I can remember trivial things like that, but I can't be bothered about organizing my home

 

[Bernkastel]

How does anyone possibly have time to read these days.

I do, I've read two books so far over Christmas break

 

[Uncle Sam]

How does anyone possibly have time to read these days.

I have lots of time. I'm just very good at making poor use of it. I spend a lot of it on a wrestling forum discussing where I keep change, for example.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

How does anyone possibly have time to read these days.

Some of us are off war duty at the moment, we need to fill the time somehow.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Some of us are off war duty at the moment, we need to fill the time somehow.

Ive been home for two weeks, mind.


Between video games, the gym, watching wrestling, buying things, and having sexual intercourse (with a girl ) I have fuck all time to even think about reading. Or learning how to, in the first place. Do my days only have 20 hours in them??? and everyone else gets 30?

 

[FromTheSouth]

It still have 24, but when you spend eight of them gyrating your genitals, the day seems shorter.

 

[Mr. TM]

I pay money to have to read

They saw me coming

 

[Bernkastel]

Ive been home for two weeks, mind.


Between video games, the gym, watching wrestling, buying things, and having sexual intercourse (with a girl ) I have fuck all time to even think about reading. Or learning how to, in the first place. Do my days only have 20 hours in them??? and everyone else gets 30?

I you don't have time, make time. Read while you drive, or while your having sex

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I've crossed the line, Sam. I feel so filthy, but I feel so good.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've crossed the line, Sam. I feel so filthy, but I feel so good.

You should feel filthy. You should feel filthy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Two new additions to the Blu-ray collection - Kill Bill Vol. 2 and Shallow Grave. The former is better than I remember, the latter worse. Both decent though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hey Sam, I might unleash some of my Photoshop shit on this forum. The one you've got currently is better than what I can do, but I've only been doing it a week or two. I also have a mean eye for great photos.

I also bought Mesrine 1 & 2 on Blu-Ray this morning.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're off an away, Jake. That's a saying, right? My Blu-ray collection stands no chance. I'll pad it out with trilogy box sets - y'know, Bourne, The Godfather - but it'll never be enough.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Blu-ray box sets are shit, my Bourne & Godfather ones look awful.

As the university haven't got in touch with me in 10 days, should I assume they don't want me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Blu-ray box sets are shit, my Bourne & Godfather ones look awful.

Can't you just take the cases out of the box? I've been taken the cardboard cases off all my Blu-rays just so they fit together nicely.

As the university haven't got in touch with me in 10 days, should I assume they don't want me?

Which uni is this again? Keele?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Can't you just take the cases out of the box?

It's like you don't know me at all.

Which uni is this again? Keele?

Staffs, Keel is my number two choice. For convenience, I'm not appling for loads so I have a back up plan like an American Pie alumni.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I haven't watched iMPACT! yet but I'm sure their match was suitably terrible.

This is me, by you.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

have you no joy, you miserable cretin? I watched, reveiwed, loved.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sam doesn't value your opinion, Norcal. You're a jovial American.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I am anything but that. I kill innocent natives for a living. Just ask James Cameron.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Then you're an American army sterotype, which is worse. It'll end for you the same way it did for Ludvig Borga.

And Avatar is shit, I will never change my opinion on that.