Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Not caring about being cool is the coolest thing there is to them. Being aloof is the sexiest thing. Unfortunately, someone who is aloof generally doesnt even have sex either. Vicous cycle.

I'm aloof, but I also have a child, which works wonders, otherwise I'd probably have to reassess my aloofness.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think I should go sire a child just so I may utilize that angle as well

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It works, I can't stress that enough. I don't even have to talk most of the time, just the occasional nod and then some kind of date which I'm usually just there in body, then back mine for sex.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ok, you dont have to talk, but do THEY talk? becuase if we are being honest, thats the worst part, and if I have to hear that shit, then I cant be bothered

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah they talk, but you just need to zone out. I do it all the time. I couldn't tell you what happened from 31/12/2009 to now. I've mastered the art, but it's become my overused weakness.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bought Anti-Christ as well, Sam. It's a proper film with some real sex in it so it should be boring.

There are parts in that film that sicken even me, or so I hear. I doubt they'd sicken NorCal but... actually they might.

 

[Murfish]

I saw The Third Man a few weeks back. I think you lied when you told me that Orson Welles took over the direction half way through, Jake. But who knows?

 

[Nitafrong]

The Third man is a really great film- I love it in so many ways. Not sure about the Orson Welles direction bit but even if he didn't Graham Greene definatly took a lot of pointers from Citizen Kane. On the topic though- was ever a location more suited than bombed out Vienna to a film noir?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There are parts in that film that sicken even me, or so I hear. I doubt they'd sicken NorCal but... actually they might.

It's wank. Boring, pretentious rubbish. The only thing that would sicken you is how awful it is. I mean like Avatar awful.

I saw The Third Man a few weeks back. I think you lied when you told me that Orson Welles took over the direction half way through, Jake. But who knows?

Lied, or was just wrong.

 

[Murfish]

Lied, or was just wrong.

I figured it was the second. I just wanted to accuse you of something.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Hey TNA - Fuck You"

Coming soon from Uncle Sam. I aim to make it my longest post by quite some length. I'm going to detail every last thing I hate about TNA. Look forward to it.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Already looking forward to it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The notebook I got using WHSmith vouchers is gonna come in real handy. I'm going to jot down everything that comes into my head.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Is this going to be a post of Will-sized proportions?

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

"Hey TNA - Fuck You"

Coming soon from Uncle Sam. I aim to make it my longest post by quite some length. I'm going to detail every last thing I hate about TNA. Look forward to it.

I look forward to feeling my soul being ripped to pieces. Sounds great.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is this going to be a post of Will-sized proportions?

It may be. I've started work on it and I'm already starting to get lazy though, so don't get your hopes up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Also, My$terio_Fan red repped me with "i wuv u too... xoxxo =)"

Does that seem off to anyone else?

 

[C.M.]

Are you doing any more chapters to your memoir?

 

[Mr. TM]

Hi Jake, how are you this fine morning?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are you doing any more chapters to your memoir?

Yeah, but I have other things to do Chris. It was just this Sunday that I emptied my change drawer. There was a good £80 in that. That's 4 or 5 Blu-rays right there.

 

[Tastycles]

My flatmate used to have a broken kettle full of change. I imagine he had a similar amount.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Actually, that was just the 20p's.

 

[Tastycles]

That is impressive.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've got one of those big plastic bottle shaped thing for all my change, for the curious amonst you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just use the top drawer of my bedside table (but it's not really a table, is it?). Michael McIntyre would call it a man drawer. It generally just houses receipts, change and, on occasion, my wallet. In the lower two drawers are anything that takes my fancy - cameras, batteries, adhesive materials and the like. My reading materials are contained in a magazine rack beside the.

I got a new shirt today, a Green Lantern one. It seemed like a good idea when I saw it on Amazon.