Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

News from the world of Sam:

I just drank a can of Coke and now I'm having a sugar rush. I believe that's what they call it anyway.

I'm out of Jammie Dodgers. Still plenty of chocolate chip cookies though.

I was going to watch the two Kill Bills back to back today but it sounds like a lot of effort. Also, I just watched Volume 2 a couple of days ago.

I can't get tickets to Avatar in 3D. Oh well, fuck it.

I just unlocked Altair's armour on Assassin's Creed II. After climbing about catacombs for ages, I don't feel it's all that much of a reward.

I'm going to buy controller cups for my Dualshock 3. Concave > converse.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

On a scale of Barton Fink to Transformers,

How much do you look like John Turturro?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have no opinion on him. Makes for a nice avatar though.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm doing film at university next year, officially. No, I don't know why either.

 

[Tastycles]

Which university?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Staffs.

 

[Tastycles]

That's a shame. I'd hoped that you were going to live in halls. You seem like the sort of person that likes students.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm hoping to play a large part in the student/mature student divide.

 

[Tastycles]

So you should. I fucking hate students. I went to uni in London so I didn't have to speak to them. True story.

 

[Murfish]

I just unlocked Altair's armour on Assassin's Creed II. After climbing about catacombs for ages, I don't feel it's all that much of a reward.

True, but at least it looks nice.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm hoping to play a large part in the student/mature student divide.

It'll be an episode of Peep Show.

 

[Uncle Sam]

February 25th. Don't forget it like you did last year.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

shut the fuck up

 

[Uncle Sam]

You'd think your birthday would be in your profile, but it's not. Apparently.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I did, however, find my join date. Been looking for that.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Its becuase I dont have a birthday.

As an early present (not really, its becuase I cant find your chattin thread) feel free to go read a Impact reveiw that i think you will enjoy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Your iMPACT! review? If not, I don't think I'll enjoy it at all.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well, clearly.

Did you enjoy my evaluation of The X-Division?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yes. Very similar to my evaluation actually.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I watched the extended version of Leon. Turns out it's better than the theatrical cut.

Though I could well have been watching the theatrical cut - I wasn't really paying attention the first time I watched the movie.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Gary Oldman really should start being the best thing in good films again, instead of being the best thing in shit films.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Like The Rock. Was The Book of Eli any good?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Heard it's shit, haven't seen it myself. I'll see The Road tomorrow, it's got to be a better option.

In comes an American, ''Don't listen to Jake, Book Of Eli is great. The Hughes Brothers don't do shit films''

 

[Uncle Sam]

The guy who "wrote" The Book of Eli posts on another forum. I'm not sure if it was a book first or a screenplay though. Could've just adapted it, lazy twat.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I should go over to that forum and mock him for making a shit film. Haven't seen it like, but that applies to most things I talk about.

In unrelated news, I've bought no DVD's today and I've decided that Ree Petra is my favorite porn star.