Update 6- Cruisin' on my ride, gettin' bitches' digits -OR- I Like to Ride My Bicycle
Nuzlocke has himself a set of chrome wheels he's using to get around now, and the ladies be checking him out, droppin' they panties as they see the hottest shit in Johto ride by.
Not much in the way of Pokemon acquisition to talk about. We passed on catching a Pidgey on route 35, caught a Sunkern in the National Park, a Bellsprout on Route 36, passed on another Pidgey on Route 37, and passed on a Ratata in Burnt Tower. We also picked up an Eevee from Bill, but I'm going to need a Thunderstone if I want that thing to be useful to me at all. Sunkern hopped in the party for a brief time, but it is now dead, and I will tell you how that happened in a moment. But first, let's talk about a few updates to the squad.
Last time I checked in I had a Magikarp and Abra, two Pokemon that are fairly useless to me without the proper leveling. Well, that leveling happened, and now instead of having a puny Magikarp and Abra, I have a badass Gyarados and Kadabra, and they are kicking ass and taking names.
Alas, the good times couldn't last forever, and here is the tale of how we lost our good friend Sunkern.
We cruised to Burnt Tower with little issue, even running roughshod over the legendary Kimono Girls with no issues. As we helped with the search we ran into ol' Dickpoo, who appeared to be loitering in Burnt Tower and throwing rocks at wild Pokemon. He challenged me to fisticuffs, but I said, "Nah son, let's do this gentlemenlike, with Pokemon." He begrudgingly complied, and sent out his Ghastly. I sent out my Kadabra, and lived two licks, one a paralyzing lick, and set off two Confusions that took the ghost-type down. At that point he said, "Fuck this shit, I'm sending out Croconaw now!" to which I replied, "That's cool, I got something that can handle that no prob!" and sent out my Sunkern.
Well Sunkern did have a prob, and was one-hit KO'd by a bite. Oops. With Kadabra paralyzed and the rest of my team deadly scared of the Croconaw, there was really only one option: Gyarados. The two spent the next four turns biting each other, but Gyarados proved to have the sharper teeth as he sent Croconaw to Davey Jones' Locker. Magnemite was the next out, but Hulk Hogan doesn't lay down for steel types, brother, and put the bastard down with Magnitude. This left Zubat, a haunting reminder of my old companion, but I did not tarry in the face of bad memories, and Hulk Hogan dropped the rocks along with his legs across the face of Zubat, and sent him crashing down.
After freeing the Legendary Dogs that for some reason have spent the last few centuries hanging out in the basement of a burnt down building, I healed up and made my way to Ecruteak's gym to face Morty. Kadabra made short work of the gym trainers that lined the path to Morty, and indeed took out Morty's Ghastly and Haunter with relative ease. But then it was time to face Morty's most dastardly, most devious, most destructive Pokemon, the gruesome Gengar! I feared for Kadabra's life against the powerful ghost, but I knew I had options. Hulk Hogan isn't afraid of anything, ESPECIALLY ghosts. As Hulk Hogan made his way down the ramp to Real American, Gyarados came running out behind him! He put his fin on the shoulder of the Hulkster as if to say, "Yo bro, I got this." As Hulk Hogan watched proudly from backstage, Gyarados chomped away at Gengar, managing to stay awake through not one, not two, not three, but FOUR hypnosis attempts, earning him the new nickname: The Beast that Don't Sleep! Gyarados took out Gengar with little resistance, leaving Morty with a single Haunter. Kadabra could have taken care of it, as could Hulk Hogan, but this was Gyarados's fight, and he intended to finish it! It only took a trio of bites to put that Haunter down, and Morty handed me the Fog Badge and the ever useful Shadow Ball.
Here's the team...
Kadabra- lvl 23
Hulk Hogan (Gravler)- lvl 26
Quilava, AKA Amy Holland because SHE'S ON FIRE!- lvl 19
Gyarados- lvl 22
Pidgey- lvl 17
Eevee- lvl 20
Need nicknames for Gyarados and Kadabra, both of whom proved they deserved it with their absolute decimation of Dickpoo and Morty. Suggestions are welcome.
Edit: Gyarados now has a nickname. Thanks to the lovely collar he has around his neck, I have decided to name him THE COUNT OF CHAOS... or The Count for short.
That's not how we do thing in the Nuzlocke challenge bro! We keep it real like fireworks on the 4th of July and presents on Kwanza.
Nuzlocke has himself a set of chrome wheels he's using to get around now, and the ladies be checking him out, droppin' they panties as they see the hottest shit in Johto ride by.
Not much in the way of Pokemon acquisition to talk about. We passed on catching a Pidgey on route 35, caught a Sunkern in the National Park, a Bellsprout on Route 36, passed on another Pidgey on Route 37, and passed on a Ratata in Burnt Tower. We also picked up an Eevee from Bill, but I'm going to need a Thunderstone if I want that thing to be useful to me at all. Sunkern hopped in the party for a brief time, but it is now dead, and I will tell you how that happened in a moment. But first, let's talk about a few updates to the squad.
Last time I checked in I had a Magikarp and Abra, two Pokemon that are fairly useless to me without the proper leveling. Well, that leveling happened, and now instead of having a puny Magikarp and Abra, I have a badass Gyarados and Kadabra, and they are kicking ass and taking names.
Alas, the good times couldn't last forever, and here is the tale of how we lost our good friend Sunkern.
We cruised to Burnt Tower with little issue, even running roughshod over the legendary Kimono Girls with no issues. As we helped with the search we ran into ol' Dickpoo, who appeared to be loitering in Burnt Tower and throwing rocks at wild Pokemon. He challenged me to fisticuffs, but I said, "Nah son, let's do this gentlemenlike, with Pokemon." He begrudgingly complied, and sent out his Ghastly. I sent out my Kadabra, and lived two licks, one a paralyzing lick, and set off two Confusions that took the ghost-type down. At that point he said, "Fuck this shit, I'm sending out Croconaw now!" to which I replied, "That's cool, I got something that can handle that no prob!" and sent out my Sunkern.
Well Sunkern did have a prob, and was one-hit KO'd by a bite. Oops. With Kadabra paralyzed and the rest of my team deadly scared of the Croconaw, there was really only one option: Gyarados. The two spent the next four turns biting each other, but Gyarados proved to have the sharper teeth as he sent Croconaw to Davey Jones' Locker. Magnemite was the next out, but Hulk Hogan doesn't lay down for steel types, brother, and put the bastard down with Magnitude. This left Zubat, a haunting reminder of my old companion, but I did not tarry in the face of bad memories, and Hulk Hogan dropped the rocks along with his legs across the face of Zubat, and sent him crashing down.
After freeing the Legendary Dogs that for some reason have spent the last few centuries hanging out in the basement of a burnt down building, I healed up and made my way to Ecruteak's gym to face Morty. Kadabra made short work of the gym trainers that lined the path to Morty, and indeed took out Morty's Ghastly and Haunter with relative ease. But then it was time to face Morty's most dastardly, most devious, most destructive Pokemon, the gruesome Gengar! I feared for Kadabra's life against the powerful ghost, but I knew I had options. Hulk Hogan isn't afraid of anything, ESPECIALLY ghosts. As Hulk Hogan made his way down the ramp to Real American, Gyarados came running out behind him! He put his fin on the shoulder of the Hulkster as if to say, "Yo bro, I got this." As Hulk Hogan watched proudly from backstage, Gyarados chomped away at Gengar, managing to stay awake through not one, not two, not three, but FOUR hypnosis attempts, earning him the new nickname: The Beast that Don't Sleep! Gyarados took out Gengar with little resistance, leaving Morty with a single Haunter. Kadabra could have taken care of it, as could Hulk Hogan, but this was Gyarados's fight, and he intended to finish it! It only took a trio of bites to put that Haunter down, and Morty handed me the Fog Badge and the ever useful Shadow Ball.
Here's the team...
Kadabra- lvl 23
Hulk Hogan (Gravler)- lvl 26
Quilava, AKA Amy Holland because SHE'S ON FIRE!- lvl 19
Gyarados- lvl 22
Pidgey- lvl 17
Eevee- lvl 20
Need nicknames for Gyarados and Kadabra, both of whom proved they deserved it with their absolute decimation of Dickpoo and Morty. Suggestions are welcome.
Edit: Gyarados now has a nickname. Thanks to the lovely collar he has around his neck, I have decided to name him THE COUNT OF CHAOS... or The Count for short.
That's not how we do thing in the Nuzlocke challenge bro! We keep it real like fireworks on the 4th of July and presents on Kwanza.
