Ultimate Warrior
Dark Match Jobber
Women's Title Match
Michelle (c) vs Mickie: Mick got screwed out of a possible title win a la Layla, so she gets a rematch at RR and wins
ECW Title Match
I saw someone mention Big Show winning the Homecoming and face Christian, and honestly, there's no better man to do this. So I see Show fighting Christian and winning
WWE Title Match
John Cena (c) vs Sheamus: I think that Cena will get the title on the last Raw of 2009, and Sheamus using his rematch at the RR and losing, then he goes and sinks to mid-card, does nothing, then go to the high end of the low-card
World Heavyweight Title Match
Undertaker (c) vs Chris Jericho: I don't think Mysterio will get the title later today, so then Batista demands a title match, but he has to fight Jericho and Kane (he's always in these no. 1 contender matches) where Kane chokeslams Batista out of the ring, then Jericho does the Codebreaker on Kane, pins him, and becomes no. 1 contender. Jericho beats Undertaker when Big Show (Jericho's manager in this match) K.O. Taker. Jericho pins Taker, and then Batista comes and viciously attacks Taker with help of Jericho, then Taker is saved by Kane setting up Fatal Fourway at No Way Out. Taker vs Kane vs Batista vs Jericho(c) where Jericho pins Kane, retains, and after the match is over and Jericho is celebrating five words are heard and the crowd goes wild. You all know whats coming next "You think you know me." Edge comes out and spears Jericho. This sets up Edge vs Jericho at Mania. This also means that the Rumble winner will have to be from Raw.
Divas Title Match
Melina vs Maryse: Maryse all the way
The Royal Rumble
It comes down to Batista, Undertaker, Miz (under the ring), Kofi, Ted, Morrison, and Orton. Batista of course, goes after Undertaker, and when Batista lands the Batista Bomb, Undertaker rolls out of the ring. Kofi eliminates Batista when he's looking down at Undertaker. Orton goes after Kofi and manages to get him over the top rope, but Kofi is still hanging on. Randy asks Ted to help him. It looks as if Dibiase is going to when he eliminates Orton. Kofi is very surprised when an arm pulls him off the ropes. Ted didn't see the arm so he assumed Kofi lost his balance. Kofi is of course eliminated. As soon as Ted turns around, Morrison eliminates him. Undertaker is right behind John and then he tries to punch him. Morrison ducks and then kicks Undertaker in the back. They are both very close to the ropes and you know Miz is outside. When Morrison is about to eliminate Taker, Miz comes out and does a double clothesline. Morrison and Undertaker are both surprised when they each go over the top rope. The Awesome US Champion is standing in the middle of the ring with his arm high in the air. This sets up Miz vs Cena at Mania. I think that the Miz is the best choice on Raw besides Kofi to win the Rumble, and I think it's realistic. These are my predictions, and dont blame me. The WWE is getting harder to predict by the second.
Michelle (c) vs Mickie: Mick got screwed out of a possible title win a la Layla, so she gets a rematch at RR and wins
ECW Title Match
I saw someone mention Big Show winning the Homecoming and face Christian, and honestly, there's no better man to do this. So I see Show fighting Christian and winning
WWE Title Match
John Cena (c) vs Sheamus: I think that Cena will get the title on the last Raw of 2009, and Sheamus using his rematch at the RR and losing, then he goes and sinks to mid-card, does nothing, then go to the high end of the low-card
World Heavyweight Title Match
Undertaker (c) vs Chris Jericho: I don't think Mysterio will get the title later today, so then Batista demands a title match, but he has to fight Jericho and Kane (he's always in these no. 1 contender matches) where Kane chokeslams Batista out of the ring, then Jericho does the Codebreaker on Kane, pins him, and becomes no. 1 contender. Jericho beats Undertaker when Big Show (Jericho's manager in this match) K.O. Taker. Jericho pins Taker, and then Batista comes and viciously attacks Taker with help of Jericho, then Taker is saved by Kane setting up Fatal Fourway at No Way Out. Taker vs Kane vs Batista vs Jericho(c) where Jericho pins Kane, retains, and after the match is over and Jericho is celebrating five words are heard and the crowd goes wild. You all know whats coming next "You think you know me." Edge comes out and spears Jericho. This sets up Edge vs Jericho at Mania. This also means that the Rumble winner will have to be from Raw.
Divas Title Match
Melina vs Maryse: Maryse all the way
The Royal Rumble
It comes down to Batista, Undertaker, Miz (under the ring), Kofi, Ted, Morrison, and Orton. Batista of course, goes after Undertaker, and when Batista lands the Batista Bomb, Undertaker rolls out of the ring. Kofi eliminates Batista when he's looking down at Undertaker. Orton goes after Kofi and manages to get him over the top rope, but Kofi is still hanging on. Randy asks Ted to help him. It looks as if Dibiase is going to when he eliminates Orton. Kofi is very surprised when an arm pulls him off the ropes. Ted didn't see the arm so he assumed Kofi lost his balance. Kofi is of course eliminated. As soon as Ted turns around, Morrison eliminates him. Undertaker is right behind John and then he tries to punch him. Morrison ducks and then kicks Undertaker in the back. They are both very close to the ropes and you know Miz is outside. When Morrison is about to eliminate Taker, Miz comes out and does a double clothesline. Morrison and Undertaker are both surprised when they each go over the top rope. The Awesome US Champion is standing in the middle of the ring with his arm high in the air. This sets up Miz vs Cena at Mania. I think that the Miz is the best choice on Raw besides Kofi to win the Rumble, and I think it's realistic. These are my predictions, and dont blame me. The WWE is getting harder to predict by the second.