Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
There's a simple concept ROH doesn't get: when you get kicked in the face, YOU FALL DOWN.
Also, 98 finishers and kicks do not make a good match.
All of his matches as champ were like HHH/Taker at WrestleMania 2 years ago, except with about 4 fewer minutes between moves. It's fun and you can get into it in the moment, but when you look back, it doesn't age well.