Rise Above Stupid with "The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

RiseAboveStupid is also my Twitter tag... but I think it applies here more than anywhere else, because let's face it... There is more stupid lurking around The Bar Room than most people face in a month. Of course, we all have our own interpretations of the word "Stupid", but I'm sure we can all agree on certain things.

This thread is meant for everybody to come and vent about the stupid shit that they come across on a daily basis. I invite you all to share, so that somebody may learn a thing or two about what is considered stupid, and potentially avoid the same pitfalls as others.

Strangely, I'd like to thank Mr Ferguson for being the inspiration for this thread, but there were a few other people along the way that contributed to the decision of actually starting this thread. If you don't know who you are, I imagine that by the contributions of others, you will be made aware of your sheer fucking stupidity.

Thank you.

 

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[The Big Gunnzbowski]

You know... They were saying that you were 3x more likely to get struck by lightning than winning the Mega Millions jackpot... God definitely has a sense of humor...

http://news.yahoo.com/kansas-man-struck-lightning-hours-buying-lottery-tickets-203600215.html

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I thought was another Talon thread.

Sorry, Talon.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Bigger hump....

The Talon -or- Mr. Ferguson??

 

[The Talon]

 

[The Talon]

Bigger hump....

The Talon -or- Mr. Ferguson??

Define hump. Also, Fergie hasn't been here in days.

 

[CH David]

I just became a new Gunnz follower.

Also don't remind me about the lottery. I was sad. Not because I didn't win, but because other people did.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Bigger hump....

The Talon -or- Mr. Ferguson??

Equal???

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

I just became a new Gunnz follower.

Also don't remind me about the lottery. I was sad. Not because I didn't win, but because other people did.

When it's all said and done, I didn't win either... but I'd rather lose than get struck by lightning. Fuck. That. Especially when the probability is that unlikely and you still manage to get hit? God hates you.

 

[CH David]

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;3805041]When it's all said and done, I didn't win either... but I'd rather lose than get struck by lightning. Fuck. That. Especially when the probability is that unlikely and you still manage to get hit? God hates you.[/QUOTE]

Wasn't there something that you were more likely to get hit by lightning once, then later in the day a second time, then get eaten by a shark, than you were to win the lotter.

 

[The Talon]

Lose a lottery or get struck by lighting? Hard choice my friend. Hard choice.

But wasn't there like 3 winners of the Mega Millions?

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

If I knew I was gonna get struck by lightning and survive if I won the lottery, fuck yeah... Strike me where I stand... but that's just too uncertain to make a decision on.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Wasn't there something that you were more likely to get hit by lightning once, then later in the day a second time, then get eaten by a shark, than you were to win the lotter.

That would be an epic fail at fucking life, my friend...

 

[The Talon]

Also, every thread needs more Cena & MGK.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Lose a lottery or get struck by lighting? Hard choice my friend. Hard choice.

But wasn't there like 3 winners of the Mega Millions?

Hey man I lost so be quiet.

 

[The Talon]

Hey man I lost so be quiet.

My condolences go out to you.

 

[Bernkastel]

If you ground yourself properly, you can survive being struck by lightning; just make sure that the strike doesn't pass through your heart or your fucked.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Lose a lottery or get struck by lighting?

Seeing as how my username indicates that I am immune to lighting I say bring of on! You know what? Fuck that lock me in a cage with Pikachu and put a team rocket T-shirt on me, I like a challenge.

 

[The Dewbliners]

What Mega Millions? I don't remember anything about a jackpot reaching over half a billion dollars. It's stayed steadily at 12 Mill for a few months now.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Yup. Had nobody won it last night, it would have gone up to 900+ million dollars...

 

[The Dewbliners]

[QUOTE="The Living Legend" Johnny Gunnz;3805212]Yup. Had nobody won it last night, it would have gone up to 900+ million dollars...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was going for the whole "Say it loudly enough, often enough, it becomes truth" approach.

I will be playing Powerball this week, though. Jackpot is 60 Mill.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Yeah, I was going for the whole "Say it loudly enough, often enough, it becomes truth" approach.

I will be playing Powerball this week, though. Jackpot is 60 Mill.

I think I bought a ticket today for something... I'm too fucking tired to remember...

 

[IHW]

Stupid things I come across daily

-Shampoo Bottle not being closed
-Toothpaste cap left off
-Untied bread
-Little Siblings
-Moaning Neighbors
-Breeding Gerbils
-Misspelling of the word feud
-Gas Prices
-Internet "Marks"
-Cena Jokes
-NCAA Tournament Upsets
-People Who Argue Kobe is better then LaBron
-Atheist
-Disney Channel
-"Wrestling is fake"
-Gas Prices
-^
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Porn Advertisements
-#hashtags
-trends

Damn, life is full of stupid things. But as we all know. . .
You Can't Fix Stupid.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Stupid people need more concentration.


Wise people should teach them how to.


There should be a seminar or camp of sorts...