Raw SuperShow LD 23/04/2012 - Car-Enthusiast John Cena Celebrates Turns 35 in Motown

[AnvilForever]

Brock Lesnar attacks a reporter for no reason, and IWC fanboys just love him more, while simultaneously complaining how the WWE ignores them.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I would love to see his UserCP right now.

 

[PlayTheGame]

Michael Cole can relate to getting beat up in the back.

 

[Slowdude]

Nice to hear Cole not acting super heel over this.

 

[AnvilForever]

I'm going to paint a little ****** on the side of my laptop, now.

I can imagine Bob Ross doing that.

We're gonna take the fan brush, and load it up with some Van Dyke Brown, look at all that paint in the bristles. Ok, let's go up here, and paint a happy little ****** right there in the corner. That'll be our little secret. You can paint as many ******s as you want. As many...as...you...want....

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I got a Bella boner

 

[IHW]

Can Bahma_Bull not get infracted or blocked? Spam or anything?

 

[Brahma_Bull9]

This is a personal best. I've broken someone into posting a research paper on Burma that they wrote because I criticized their typing skills.

I'm going to paint a little ****** on the side of my laptop, now.

no actually it wasnt u it was the mod saying I made the uni up... I don't give a fuck about u I told u to holler at me if u wanna

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Josh Matthews costs Lesnar the match at Extreme Rules setting up the blockbuster Matthews vs. Lesnar feud for the following pay-per-view. Going to be epic.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Seriously...is it necessary for them to do that shit with the stretcher? On Sunday, guys are going to be getting thrown through shit constantly....are they going to bring stretchers out? A shoulder bump doesn't require a neck brace.

 

[Slowdude]

So are any of these females faces?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Nice to hear Cole not acting super heel over this.

"Psssh, if Lesnar did that to me i'd throw his ass back to the UFC, i'm undefeated at Wrestlemania, you know."

 

[Vincent Michaels]

JUSTIN KING, FUCK THE WORLD.

 

[PlayTheGame]

I really thought Eve was gonna fire them.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

MY EARS, HARTHAN GRAB THAT SHOTGUN I GAVE YOU

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

NO AJ!? YES YES YES!

 

[GI Cake]

Seriously, why is A.J's theme the universal theme for all Diva's?

 

[Hulk Cena]

is it sad that I don't know 1/3rd of who these divas outside of the ring in the lumber jill match are?

 

[IHW]

I really thought Eve was gonna fire them.

Still a Chance after the match. . .

 

[AnvilForever]

WAIT! We can't have a serious Divas title match! Eve Torres needs to ****E IT UP!!!

 

[Nev]

Who is the beauty who was last in line walking down the ramp?

 

[Harthan]

no actually it wasnt u it was the mod saying I made the uni up... I don't give a fuck about u I told u to holler at me if u wanna

Sure, you don't care, big guy. But you posted an entire fucking research paper - that looks like it was written by a freshman, by the way - to prove someone wrong.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Rosa getting more TV time than the tag team champions she manages

 

[The Dragon Saga]

And to those pointing out Stone Cold's use of alcohol in the midst of his popularity, technically, you're pointing out something which is totally irrelevant even in the case of the Laurinitas segment. Wellness Policy was implemented only a few short years ago, before then WWE would complain throughout the nineties they hadn't the funds to test employees randomly. Therefore they'd never know if Austin was inebriated. Over analyzing things, I know, but still, just pointing it out.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I don't know who any of these chicks are.