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[BaconBits]

Just me or does Cass seem to have more energy tonight compared to other nights?

Yeah, Cass got some pep in his step for sure. I might even say he's HYPE.

 

[tdmoon]

These guys get an awful lot of mic time.
Is that Luke Gallows the guy in the SES?

 

[Navi]

Yeah, Cass got some pep in his step for sure. I might even say he's HYPE.

Oh Jesus don't go there.

 

[LBGetBack]

Still remarkable to me that fans would cheer Bayley yet boo Cena and Roman Reigns. Must be the boobs.

They cheered Cena and Reigns for awhile.

Bayley's schtick might get old at some point. But I think fans also respect her in ring skills. Cena was not very good when he initially got pushed to the moon, and neither was Reigns.

 

[Wildcat66]

Still remarkable to me that fans would cheer Bayley yet boo Cena and Roman Reigns. Must be the boobs.

Oh no, Cena's been getting better as well. Roman however is still stuck in 'reaction puberty', where people hate him but want to like him.

Maybe if Roman Reigns had a valet or girlfriend who also had boobs, (like Cena does) he'd be more liked.

But then again, Miz has a wife and he's a heel so...

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Does the finish of Sami/Joe count as a submission or referee stoppage?

 

[Snugglebites]

These guys get an awful lot of mic time.
Is that Luke Gallows the guy in the SES?

Yep. CM Punk saved him.

 

[shafe_41]

Yeah, Cass got some pep in his step for sure. I might even say he's HYPE.

ENZO HEEL TURN AND CASS/MOJO TEAM CONFIRMED

 

[shafe_41]

Watched Armageddon '08 the other night. Jesse and Festus were in a backstage segment. Gallows lost a ton of weight. Looks like a totally different person.

 

[BaconBits]

Oh Jesus don't go there.

The Hype Bros, Enzo and Cass as a stable would be money.

 

[Wildcat66]

Yep. CM Punk saved him.

Saved him? I didn't even know he was in trouble!

Maybe he can save him again from being one of the most boring wrestlers in WWE right now?

 

[Bernkastel]

These guys get an awful lot of mic time.
Is that Luke Gallows the guy in the SES?

Indeed. He was also fake Kane at one point.

 

[Snugglebites]

Can't believe WWE are so blatantly spoiling Balor's return by having him front row.

 

[LBGetBack]

Saved him? I didn't even know he was in trouble!

Maybe he can save him again from being one of the most boring wrestlers in WWE right now?

I guess you don't remember the Straight Edge Society angle?

 

[Navi]

The Hype Bros, Enzo and Cass as a stable would be money.

I don't think I could take all the excitement.

 

[Wildcat66]

I guess you don't remember the Straight Edge Society angle?

Oh, I know. I know quite well.

 

[OYDK]

And that should set up the Mania match.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Even as Tag Champs I don't think they've ever booked these guys to look weaker and that's saying something.

 

[BaconBits]

And that's how you set up the rematch to get Enzo and Cass their moment at Mania.

 

[shafe_41]

And that should set up the Mania match.

Hopefully it's just the pre-show. And if this year is like last year, their match will be on at friggin' 11:30 in the morning. Last year was just too...much...Mania.

 

[Navi]

That phone app looks awful. None of the wrestlers look like the wrestler's.

 

[shafe_41]

Did Foley steal The Godfather's pajamas?

 

[BaconBits]

Even as Tag Champs I don't think they've ever booked these guys to look weaker and that's saying something.

They're generic henchmen without a leader. Looking weak makes sense in kayfabe.

 

[Wildcat66]

They're generic henchmen without a leader. Looking weak makes sense in kayfabe.

No Balor, no push. Simple as that.

 

[shafe_41]

They're generic henchmen without a leader. Looking weak makes sense in kayfabe.

Generic henchmen is probably the best I've ever heard them described.