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[LBGetBack]

Sami is a giant goof. Joe is a killing machine.

Sami's intense side has come out before....mostly with Owens. I think Joe could bring the same out of him.

 

[BaconBits]

Sami is a giant goof. Joe is a killing machine.

Sami's best gimmick is a confused luchador. How anybody ever takes him seriously is beyond me.

 

[Bernkastel]

Sami Zayn should revive the Doink the Clown gimmick. That way I might be able to take him more seriously.

 

[tdmoon]

I'm willing to concede I may be biased because of the visuals, but that blonde lady in the booth seems to do a pretty good job. Interesting that WWF has a cruiserweight division now?

 

[enviousdominous]

If I position the windows a certain way, I can have Negan on Playstation Vue looking like he's going to hit Sami Zayn on the WWE Network with Lucille.

 

[Wildcat66]

He dead yo.

 

[OYDK]

I knew they wouldn't give them enough time to have a really good match.

 

[BaconBits]

That result was best for business.

 

[LBGetBack]

That could've been better, but the focus was clearly on putting Joe over very strongly. Makes sense. Served a purpose. But wasn't memorable at all.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sami Zayn reminds me of the type of kid who would get picked on at school, but you don't stand up for them because you know they brought it on themselves.

 

[Bernkastel]

That result was best for business.

I was half expecting Sami to break the Koquina and bury the maneuver.

 

[Navi]

I thought that would have been much better than it was. Zayn barely put up any offense at all.

 

[Wildcat66]

They've turned WrestleMania...into a friggin' roller coaster...

#WWETHEMEPARKCONFIRMED

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Goldbergs entrance is how I want to walk into work tomorrow, fireworks and all.

 

[OYDK]

That belt looks so damn weird on Bayley. Noticed it on Raw too.

At least color coordinate. For frig sakes Bayley!

 

[enviousdominous]

Bayley's sideplates look like her as a Mr. Men caricature.

 

[BaconBits]

I was half expecting Sami to break the Koquina and bury the maneuver.

I wasn't worried about that. It's pretty clear what Sami's place on the roster is.

 

[Bernkastel]

Still remarkable to me that fans would cheer Bayley yet boo Cena and Roman Reigns. Must be the boobs.

 

[Wildcat66]

ENZOMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD BROTHER!

(Cassmania ain't doing too bad either)

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Itd be nice to see Cass turn on Enzo tonight.

 

[shafe_41]

Just me or does Cass seem to have more energy tonight compared to other nights?

 

[enviousdominous]

Enzo is wearing sewn together mudflaps tonight. He's the WWE's resident avant garde European fashion designer.

 

[BaconBits]

I'd be shocked if Enzo and Cass get this win. They should take the L and get more serious (like they were in their feud with the Revival) building to a rematch at Mania where they finally win a title match.

 

[shafe_41]

Still remarkable to me that fans would cheer Bayley yet boo Cena and Roman Reigns. Must be the boobs.

T&A always wins.

 

[enviousdominous]

I love Enzo's promos. They give me the opportunity to go make some food.