Raw Presents: WWE Fastlane!

[enviousdominous]

The WWE has been shaking things up, for better or worse, in their wacky preparation for this year's WrestleMania.

Hype, drama and expectations are on our minds as we sit through yet another preliminary PPV.

To the victors go the spoils of being permitted to have meaningful spots on the WrestleMania card!

 

[enviousdominous]

Peter Rosenberg! I saw him on YouTube!

 

[enviousdominous]

Yeah Charly Caruso, it's pretty crazy to think that WrestleMania is a month away. The forces that make the day night cycle occur so predictably are most certainly crazy.

 

[enviousdominous]

Can we imagine Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns being in the same ring? Umm Peter, it's happened many times before.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

I'm here in the LDs on my phone, and I will either:
Play Breath of the Wild on my TV and have the PPV going on my Shield Tablet...
Or
Play Breath of the Wild in handheld or tabletop mode and have the PPV on my TV.

Suggestions?

 

[enviousdominous]

Braun Strowman and Baron Corbin really dig the franken-pants look.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I actually looking forward to Strowman vs Reigns. Plus Im a Goldberg mark and a fan of K.O. Tonight should be fun.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'm here in the LDs on my phone, and I will either:
Play Breath of the Wild on my TV and have the PPV going on my Shield Tablet...
Or
Play Breath of the Wild in handheld or tabletop mode and have the PPV on my TV.

Suggestions?

Ahoy fellow multi-tasker. I recommend watching the show on your tv.

I'm going to be watching Walking Dead and studying while I quip my stupid wise-cracks.

 

[Navi]

I'm here in the LDs on my phone, and I will either:
Play Breath of the Wild on my TV and have the PPV going on my Shield Tablet...
Or
Play Breath of the Wild in handheld or tabletop mode and have the PPV on my TV.

Suggestions?

Play it on the tablet that's what my son is doing.

LOL he just died twice and hasn't met the first enemy yet. Fell off a cliff and ran out of stamina climbing a tree and let go. He's cursing up a storm in the background.

 

[Bagpipes]

Here we go ladies and gents.... Time to fuck some faces.

 

[enviousdominous]

I actually looking forward to Strowman vs Reigns. Plus Im a Goldberg mark and a fan of K.O. Tonight should be fun.

I'm thinking that KO is going to retain the belt, I don't want to say why. But I have a very strong feeling, it rhymes with "Fesnar".

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Or Merico...

 

[enviousdominous]

Here we go ladies and gents.... Time to fuck some faces.

Danshoku Dino is going to appear tonight?

 

[enviousdominous]

Yeah Booker T, Jake had to DDT Lord Humongous onto a chair to win. It wasn't just persistence that won him that one.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Ahoy fellow multi-tasker. I recommend watching the show on your tv.

I'm going to be watching Walking Dead and studying while I quip my stupid wise-cracks.

Ahoy, I look forward to the wisecracks. I'm behind in TWD (last episode I watched was the S5 finale) so I need to play catch-up.

Play it on the tablet that's what my son is doing.

LOL he just died twice and hasn't met the first enemy yet. Fell off a cliff and ran out of stamina climbing a tree and let go. He's cursing up a storm in the background.

Lol. He's gonna want more stamina vessels than heart containers.

 

[enviousdominous]

Looks like Alicia is wearing a bolo.

 

[Bagpipes]

Danshoku Dino is going to appear tonight?

Haha close, but Tom Phillips more likely.

 

[enviousdominous]

Goldberg's logic, having not faced him is the only reason that KO is currently the champion. Thus not ever facing KO is the only reason that Goldberg racked up his list of accolades.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sheamus is dressed like a 1920's newspaper vendor.

 

[enviousdominous]

Cesaro either needs to be utilized, or he needs to have his own opinionated show on cable news.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Better tag team than anyone else on Raw IMO.

 

[enviousdominous]

Dayum! Nobody loves Enzo and Cass.

 

[shafe_41]

Despite the overall predictability (we think) of Fastlane, I think it's going to be a pretty solid show tonight.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

#wewantbadjokecesaro

 

[enviousdominous]

I'd probably pay an extra ten bucks for my network subscription so I don't have to watch commercials for KFC.