RAW LD 3/14/2016 -

[enviousdominous]

Steph just earned points with me. That'll do Steph, that'll do.

 

[Navi]

Oh great he's never going to quit. Someone kill me now.

 

[Reflection]

Good morning people! It's 6:30 in the morning, and Triple-H made me depressed already.

Who's that guy with KB beard and eyebrows in the front row?

 

[rbv13]

Dolph against Stephanie. FML. Save us Lana and Brie.

 

[Shotaro]

Ugh, this episode was really going well until Gonzo the Great and Janice from Electric Mayhem turned up.

For those of you who don't know who that is:

 

[Bernkastel]

Firing Dolph would be great for business.

 

[Slash-LN]

Who loves Dolph?

 

[enviousdominous]

"Winners never quit, and quitters never win. If you never win and never quit, you are a loser" - Despair.com

 

[Bernkastel]

"Hurray! We're cheering Dolph because he's not Roman Reigns!"

 

[BaconBits]

I like how they cut to crowd shot of people who could give a fuck less there.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh great he's never going to quit. Someone kill me now.

We need to be allowed to rep up Navi more than the daily cap.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

YES! Dolph Ziggler! His promos are about as serious and dramatic as a breakdancing elephant.

I'd pay to see a break dancing elephant. The same can't be said for Dolph Ziggler.

 

[Bernkastel]

What is the point of Steph putting her hands on the talent when she'll never take a bump in return?

 

[BaconBits]

Who loves Dolph?

Not even his parents. They've realized he's awful at life too.

 

[Shotaro]

You know things are bad when they're relying on Dolph Ziggler as the back up face of the company.

 

[Reflection]

Are bosses allowed to slap their employees at will? Seems a bit 1960-ish.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Haha break his spirit, get it because he was in The Spirit Squad

 

[Sean Valjean]

The names of the hundreds of victims to fall to Stephanie's slap are etched on a marble wall next to a reflecting pool somewhere.

 

[rbv13]

What was the stipulation here? I wasn't paying attention.

 

[Shotaro]

Wow. I'm so whelmed right now.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

If Dolph was nearly as funny as he looked, his comedy career would've taken off forever ago.

 

[Bernkastel]

Dammit. You see this is why someone like Brock Lesnar exists. He's seen as impossible to defeat so why not put him against a guy that has everything to lose? Seriously. It's like WWE forgot how to make a good story.

 

[L@RISANO]

Are you serious? Triple H fighting On Monday Night RAW?!?!? YES! YES! YES!

 

[BringThePain834]

 

[Slash-LN]

What was the stipulation here? I wasn't paying attention.

If Dolph wins he gets a match at WM and gets to pick any match he wants minus the WWE title.