RAW LD 3/14/2016 -

[Sean Valjean]

At least Sin Cara dressed appropriately for his own funeral.

 

[BaconBits]

Reigns is off TV still.

Yep, and it's beyond fucking ******ed. It's almost like they want everybody to hate him.

 

[Navi]

Sin Cara's outfit is better than Kalisto's tonight. Kalisto looks like an egg yolk.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hit the mat faster Kalisto! Maybe you'll break the ring and end this match.

 

[Navi]

Yep, and it's beyond fucking ******ed. It's almost like they want everybody to hate him.

I can't believe this absence is helping his cause with the fans.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sin Cara's outfit is better than Kalisto's tonight. Kalisto looks like an egg yolk.

Sin Cara is never allowed to wear that unless he comes to the ring in a plywood spaceship.

 

[Navi]

Sin Cara is never allowed to wear that unless he comes to the ring in a plywood spaceship.

Hold on I'm adjusting my tin foil hat.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

So I missed the New Day and Lesnar, but I get to see Ryback AND Stephanie.

Not the best timing.

 

[enviousdominous]

Stephanie is wearing her Vincent J. McMahon Lifetime Achievement dress tonight.

 

[Shotaro]

They're doing a pretty good job of making the US championship seem important. Guys are going after it.

Oh shit here comes Stephanie - prepare for either a fantastic promo or something so dull you'll want to invert your urethra.

 

[rbv13]

It would be hilarious if Kalisto turned down the WM challenge by stating Ryback sucks and no one wants to see him in a high profile match.

 

[Bernkastel]

This Lucha Underground thing must really be something since they keep showing promotional videos for it during RAW.

 

[enviousdominous]

Hold on I'm adjusting my tin foil hat.

Remember this guy?

 

[Navi]

This Lucha Underground thing must really be something since they keep showing promotional videos for it during RAW.

We're getting commercials on the hockey World Cup.

 

[BaconBits]

I can't believe this absence is helping his cause with the fans.

When it happened last year, it killed almost all of his momentum. This year, the absence is going to finish it off. I get that it's not really his fault, but holy fuck call an audible. I don't get the urgency. Roman is young, he has plenty of years left to get his Mania moment.

 

[Shotaro]

We get a purple muppet singing "Everything's Gonna Be Alright"

I hate to admit it but I do kind of like that advert.

Oh Raw's back. THE CROWD GOES MILD! Seriously she's as over as a 400 foot tall speedbump.

 

[Navi]

When it happened last year, it killed almost all of his momentum. This year, the absence is going to finish it off. I get that it's not really his fault, but holy fuck call an audible. I don't get the urgency. Roman is young, he has plenty of years left to get his Mania moment.

Agreed. In some cases absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. He should be there no matter the reaction.

 

[Shotaro]

Wow. X-Pac heat for Stephanie.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Thanks for that Steph. People thought they were at a Steelers game for the last hour.

 

[enviousdominous]

Nice Vincent J. McMahon Lifetime Achivement boots there Steph.

 

[Bernkastel]

Roman Reigns just needs to come down to the ring and spear both of these bitches to hell and then leave without saying a word.

 

[Navi]

Remember this guy?

Oh that's hilarious.

 

[Slash-LN]

Crowd booing for RAW. Sounds about right.

 

[Shotaro]

Agreed. In some cases absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder. He should be there no matter the reaction.

yeah, any chance he has ever had of being "the guy" is over right now. Dropping the title to Ambrose on Saturday would've been the right call, hell don't even take Roman out of the match, just have the match play out then at the end have Ambrose on the mat after a pedigree and let HHH stand up, point at Roman and step aside for Roman to get the pin.

Boom, biggest heel in the company.

Wow Triple H you seriously going to admit that Roadblock was a two and a half hour fuck you to the fans?

 

[Bernkastel]

Love that "Vince is Booty" sign.