RAW LD 3/14/2016 -

[Navi]

"The knucklehead inside the ring". LMAO

 

[L@RISANO]

I just missed that whole promo. So Dean is mad at Brock for no reason again? Wouldn't it make sense for Dean to pursue HHH? WWE logic.

Have to fulfill contractual obligations, doesn't he?

 

[Navi]

Business just picked up.......or maybe not.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Ambrose getting his Half-Life on.

 

[Bernkastel]

The fuck was that?

 

[BaconBits]

Why is Dean Ambrose, whose the closest thing to pure babyface they've got, brandishing weapons? This whole fued has zero logic.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Why is Dean Ambrose, whose the closest thing to pure babyface they've got, brandishing weapons? This whole fued has zero logic.

He cray cray, yo.

 

[L@RISANO]

So far so good in the first hour. Can they keep up the momentum? Stay tuned.

 

[Bernkastel]

Why is Dean Ambrose, whose the closest thing to pure babyface they've got, brandishing weapons? This whole fued has zero logic.

He's being a good role model by showing kids that you can get what you want in life by threatening people with weapons.

 

[That N Word]

I just missed that whole promo. So Dean is mad at Brock for no reason again? Wouldn't it make sense for Dean to pursue HHH? WWE logic.

Brock attacked him and put him through the windshield of a car before stepping on his face. Dean lost to H clean and H has a match already for Mania. Why would it makes sense for Dean to go after Trips over Brock and screw his best friend out of his earned match.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Now Roman has to top Dean by pulling a gun on Triple H.

 

[BringThePain834]

They've already done so many physical segments with Brock and Dean..

 

[rbv13]

Dean w/a weapon makes perfect sense to me. He is a crazy mother fucker. Plus anyone getting ready to rumble w/Brock better use some sort of weapon.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

Just flipped Raw on, can someone give me the TL;DR summary of the show so far?

Actually there will probably be a million replays anyways so whatever.
Hey look it's Ryback, guess I tuned in at the right time.
Fuck.

 

[Sean Valjean]

SIN CARA IS A FUCKING NINJA!

 

[BaconBits]

He cray cray, yo.

Meh. That doesn't have any logic anymore either. He comes across as perfectly reasonable.

Crazy Dean would get beaten into a bloody mist by the beast and ask for seconds.

 

[rbv13]

I like the Snake Eyes look on Sin.

 

[Shotaro]

Just flipped Raw on, can someone give me the TL;DR summary of the show so far?

Actually there will probably be a million replays anyways so whatever.
Hey look it's Ryback, guess I tuned in at the right time.
Fuck.

New Day beat the League of Nations (again).

League of Nations beat the shit out of New Day.

Dean Ambrose is crazy.

Brock Lesnar is Angry.

Brock Lesnar is afraid of crowbars.

Sin Cara is apparently here at Raw after leaving a funeral.

 

[Sean Valjean]

It's as if Sin Cara is wearing the Venom symbiote.

 

[Navi]

Ryback is wearing "Big Guy" on the wrong side of his trucks. But I guess he doesn't want to brag.

 

[BaconBits]

Brock attacked him and put him through the windshield of a car before stepping on his face. Dean lost to H clean and H has a match already for Mania. Why wouldn't it makes sense for Dean to go after Trips over Brock and screw his best friend out of his earned match.

His best friend isn't around. Again. In middle of the build for the biggest match of his career. Again.

 

[Navi]

His best friend isn't around. Again. In middle of the build for the biggest match of his career. Again.

Reigns is off TV still.

 

[Bernkastel]

Commentary is deader than this match.

 

[enviousdominous]

We want Angle?

 

[Shotaro]

His best friend isn't around. Again. In middle of the build for the biggest match of his career. Again.

But his rhinoplasty was urgent so...

Also Ryback throwing Sin Cara around like a raggydoll is nowhere near as interesting as WWE thinks it is.