All 58 Members of 'Immortal' Are In the Ring
This segment really accomplished nothing, and took far too long (nearly 25 minutes). So, if RVD wins tonight, he gets a shot..sometime in the future? Ok. Jeff Hardy cuts a not-so-great promo in the ring. Hardy is much better when he's taped before hand. Hogan yaps about how amazing Immortal is, and talks about Hardy drinking from some "Hogan fountain of youth" or some shit. The babyfaces cut decent promo's, but once again, it took 25 minutes to set up nothing but matches for the night. That is way, way too long.
Hogan/Flair/Bischoff
They stumble over one anothers words for a few minutes, and that's it. Nothing said here that matters, in all honesty.
The Jersey Shore People vs. Lethal/Taylor
I cannot believe the Jersey Shore kid is holding that belt. He is uninteresting, annoying, and the crowd doesn't care. I hate mixed-tag matches, and this one was especially bad, only lasting a few minutes..which in all actuality, might have been a good thing.
The Dudleys Are Gone..(yeah...ok)
They talk about how great they are, blah, blah, blah. Then, out of NOWHERE (note sarcasm), Bubba turns heel, nailing Devon. I mean, come on TNA. This never works. These two are horribly uninteresting in singles competition. After they feud for a while, then what?? They really retire? I see no other option, seeing neither one of them have a prayer of doing anything in singles competition. At this point in their career(s), what's the point of breaking them up???
Morgan/Bischoff/Easy-E Jr.
This...made no sense. The kid screws up..so Bischoff wants him to ref Morgan's match? And Bischoff listens to Morgan? Please, explain to me how this makes any sense seeing Bischoff is doing anything in his power to screw Morgan over..yet he listens to his advice? This show has a lot of holes tonight...a lot.
Gunner/Murphy..yep, the security guards vs. Samoa Joe
We have the two security guards wrestling..yep. Is this Joe's next big feud?? What a freakin' joke. But, on the bright side, Angle appears to be back. But..is this a good thing? Call me crazy, but (with Angle not touching Jarrett) I smell an Angle heel turn coming. If he joins Immortal, I'm seriously done watching TNA.
Pope Finds Eric/Abyss Is Taking A Shit
Yep...this actually happened. Abyss was taking a shit. We seriously just heard Eric talking about the Monster Abyss dropping a stinky load. Whatever was in that toilet cannot stink nearly as bad as tonight's show.
Kaz vs. RVD
I'm sorry, but this was a shit-show from start to finish. These two guys, two of your best in-ring guys, are only given three minutes before they take out the ref (something we've been seeing about twice per week lately)? What does this further? What storyline? Is RVD actually going to feud with Rhino now? Your "top draw" is going to feud with someone no one has ever really cared about? And what about Kaz? A good competitor who has nothing going on for himself, at all. Trash.
And Rhino turned heel..let's file that under the "no one gives a shit" column. I mean honestly, who cares? And, as a fan screamed out around the same time I did here in my recliner, why in the hell was Tommy Dreamer spitting everywhere?? This whole thing stunk, horribly.
Pope/Bischoff Backstage II
Pope yells at Eric while asking him questions.. then tells him to shut the hell up..? He asks Eric if he is trying to be like Pope..by buying Pope's family off? Does Pope pay off his family for some reason?? This made absolutely no sense. The things coming out of their mouthes just didn't make sense. How is Eric trying to be like Pope?
AJ Styles vs. Stevie Richards
Decent match, per usual when talking about AJ Styles. But this EV2/Fourtune shit is really, really getting old. AJ belongs in the main event scene, not messing around with Stevie "No One Cares" Richards.
Pope/Abyss/Bischoff...III?
Pope ends up in the casket, because not for even ONE second can Immortal look somewhat weak..nope, never. Not even a glimmer of hope for Pope (no, I didn't mean for that to rhyme). Abyss spits all over the camera, almost causing me to vomit, which is rather common when Abyss is anywhere near a camera.
Beer Money/Doug Williams vs. Matt Morgan
Another handicap match, favoring Immortal, of course. Taz is babbling, making no sense as usual. Bischoff joins commentary..for the love of CHRIST, we have seen ENOUGH of Bischoff for tonight. Jesus Eric, let the wrestlers wrestle. Stay in the back. And of course, the show runs over into Reaction.
At least Morgan won, and he looked strong doing so. I am liking Matt Morgan more and more every week. It's just too damn bad that Bischoff had to basically ruin this main event by not shutting his mouth. Oh wait..yep, here's Hardy. Once again, the babyface can't look good to save his life.
This show was crap. Usually, I am not this tough on TNA. Usually, they have at least a few segments I am happy to watch. Tonight..no. Tonight was the probably the worse episode of Impact I've seen in some time. Far, far too much Immortal. This is WCW (late 1998, 1999 and 2000) all over again.
Not to mention, we get a segment where Abyss is taking a dump. Jesus, and I thought I couldn't possibly find Abyss anymore disgusting than I already did. I'm just...I'm at a loss at how bad this show was tonight.
OVERALL= F-