Knockouts Brawl
Tara and Mickie start off tonights episode with a brawl. They seem to be fighting in the catering area. The camera man goes down. The fight continues in the parking lot. Madison comes in to get a piece of Mickie. Angelina and Velvet come to Mickies rescue. Sarita gets involved. And now we have one GIANT Knockouts brawl. All of the women eventually make it to the ring and continue the brawl. Flair and security break things up. But Flair gets slapped for his troubles. Flair makes a tag match for later tonight. Umm, yeah I just have one question
..why the fuck would you start off a show with this??? Surely this segment couldve been saved for later on in the show, and I dont think this needed to be so long.
Pope Calls out Abyss
The Pope comes out with a casket. He says he wants to pimp slap Abyss over and over again. Abyss comes through the crowd pissed. He says Hogan and Bischoff have instructed him to take out Pope. Abyss says the fans arent safe from his wrath. Oh, thats nice, now hes going to start executing fans. He grabs two fans from the crowd, and Pope chases after the Monster.
Robbie. E VS Jay Lethal-Jersey Shore Street Fight
This match was okay. Cookie uses hair spray on Lethal. Robbie takes advantage of Lethal being temporarily blinded. He hits a neck breaker for the win, and now he has a title shot at Turning Point. This match wasnt great, but I thought it delivered. A bunch of weapons were used, and Lethal dominated early on. A good amount of brawling here, but its a street fight, so you have to expect that. I knew the interference from Cookie was coming sooner or later, and she didnt disappoint. Robbie winning this match doesnt surprise me, because TNA is really pushing this whole Shore thing.
Winter Continues To Stalk Angelina
Velvet leaves Angelina alone for a while, and Winter suddenly appears behind her. Winter starts flirting with Angelina. She seems to be creeped out by this. Velvet returns, and Winter disappears again. It seems as if Winter has a crush on Angelina. The stalker thing hasnt been bad so far, and Im actually anxious to see how this storyline will further develop.
EV2.0/RVD Confrontation
Tommy Dreamer tries to convince RVD that EV2.0 is still on his side. Raven tries to talk some sense into RVD, but he lashes out at him. Fortune interrupts. Flair calls them Punks. Flair makes a tag team match for later tonight. Apparently, Fortune VS EV2.0 will take place at Turning Point. Ugh, Im not looking forward to this feud continuing at all. I thought this was over after Bound For Glory, but TNA is dragging this feud out even longer. Fortune will probably triumph over EV2.0 at Turning Point, and the mole will be revealed. On a side note, Kendrick was reading a book while all of this was going on.
Sarita, Madison, & Tara VS Angelina, Velvet, & Mickie James
This one starts off with Mickie, Angelina, and Velvet attacking Sarita, Madison, and Tara. Security breaks this up, and Earl Hebner manages to get things under control. Sarita hits a sit down power bomb on Velvet for the win. I couldnt get into this. I REALLY tried, but I just couldnt. This started out okay, but this match turned into a huge clusterfuck towards the end. Everyone started hitting their finishers consecutively, and the selling wasnt from all of the Knockouts during this frenzy wasnt too good. This started off as one huge brawl at the beginning of the show, and it continued during this match.
Pope VS Abyss Continues
Pope finally catches up with Abyss backstage. The two people who he kidnapped earlier manage to escape. Pope and Abyss start fighting each other. Abyss throws Pope in the casket. Abyss finds Janice. He bashes the casket with it, and then he flips the casket over. Abyss yells in triumph. This was creepy and kind of stupid.
Ink Inc. VS GenMe VS The Motor City Machine Guns-TNA World Tag Team Championship
Fun match. This match had a fast pace to it, and there were some cool spots here. The Guns retaining was expected, because you just know theyre not going to lose the titles just yet, especially with the Team 3D challenge looming.
After the match, Team 3D comes out to challenge the Guns. They praise The Guns. The Guns accept the challenge for a match at Turning Point.
Jeff Hardy
Hardy talks about being the Antichrist of pro wrestling again. He says trying to be accepted never made him famous. Really? So I guess he didnt receive a huge push before he left WWE? Anyway, I thought this promo was solid. Jeff came off as this creepy creature of the night again, and Im actually enjoying the new character.
RVD & Raven VS AJ Styles & Doug Williams
AJ and Doug attack Raven early on. RVD takes his time coming to the ring as RVD is being beat down. Flair takes out Raven with AJs title. He tries to fight off AJ and Doug by himself, but Doug hits a knee from the top rope. AJ grabs the pinfall. Now of course RVD didnt see Flair clock Raven with the belt. RVD yells at Raven after the match, and for some reason, Raven doesnt explain himself. Who knows, maybe hes the traitor? There was also some tension between Doug and AJ here.
This match wasnt bad, but I just couldnt get into this. This was just another way advance the RVD paranoia storyline, so you had to expect some interference and foul play here.
Jeff Jarrett VS Mr. Anderson-Chain Match
Jarrett calls out Anderson. His music hits, but Matt Morgan comes out instead. He tries to talk some sense into Jarrett, but JJ wont listen. He says he doesnt give a damn about Anderson and his concussion. He says he doesnt care about anyone. He tells Morgan to leave, but The Blueprint replaces Anderson instead. The match spills over on to ReAction. Jarrett tries to sneak attack Morgan, but he quickly turns things around. Jarrett uses the chain for a low blow, and he hits The Stroke for the win. After the match, Morgan attacks Jarrett. He tries to choke him out, but Fortune comes to Jarrett's rescue. Fortune and Jarrett use the chain to choke Morgan. This ends this weeks episode of Impact.
Overall Show Rating 5/10: This weeks show was a lot better than last weeks show. The majority of the matches were pretty solid, and I did enjoy the Winter segment and the Hardy promo. The Morgan face turn kind of shocked me. I always think hes better as a heel, and I wish TNA could make up their mind when it comes to his heel/face status. Hes turned so frequently over the past couple of years, and I dont think hes had a chance to get into a rhythm as far as his character goes. Morgan seems to be on the road to another huge push, but I just wonder if he will actually stay in the main event scene this time. Also, itll be interesting to see what happens with Doug Williams. He seems to be showing some signs of frustration, so he could be the next one to go from Fortune. Im not happy at all about the Fortune VS EV2.0 again. I thought this feud was over after Bound For Glory, but these two stables will go at it again. I dont want to hear Tommy Dreamer whine about various topics all over again. And I sure as hell dont want to see EV2.0 triumph over Fortune again. I doubt itll happen again, but you never can be too sure.