It was the first time at watch TNA on monday night sonce january 4th and it only because Raw wasn't playing in Canada this week and nothing else was on t.v. I have to say that this was the most awful wrestling show i've seen this year. So even through i don'T necessarily want to relive to night, i need to review the whole show segment by segment to be able to let go of how awful the show was last night.
So here we go:
Segment 1: Christy Hemme announce that the 8 knockout match is a lockbox challenge match, Then proceed to explain the rules which are so complicated that i tune out so i don't remember i thing and i'm already regretting not watching Life Unexpected on the CW. Then you got the opening credit followed by a 15 minute promos for what seem to be a the main event of Lockdown. This promos while to long for my taste served his purpose of promoting this match but i found it funny how the fan didn'T cared about it in the IMPACT Zone and that RVD And Jeff Hardy had to wait for the fans to take there place before finally get to the ring. Next time boys, maybe take and section that"s nobody is coming down the stairs to do your run-in.
After that match we go directly to the entrance of Kurt Angle and Mr Anderson for their ladder match.
Segment 2: RVD Vs Comboy James Storm: Nice Little match with the same RVD shit that i've seen a million time, RVD wins and then get lay down by James Storm with a bottle to the head, Jeff HArdy come in and same thing happen and i just don'T care.
Then we go backstage were Christy is interviewing Tara's team: 2 things i saw in that interview, first how much Hamada is becoming an non factor in the knockout division, the whole interview they would purposely film the interview so that Hamada wasn't in the shot, secondly, The Fact that Tara said what pretty much everybody thought of this match, how much of a joke this was. Nice to know that TNA does take the knockout seriously and not just as sex symbols.
Segment 3: Global Championship match: Rob Terry vs Homicide: Typical Squash match with Homicide trying to beat Terry and Terry non selling anything. Rob Terry Wins with a powerslam. Post-match Homicide attack Terry with a steel chair to the back with no effect and then an wicked chair shot to the head with no effect and then get beat up to terry. This is followed by the orlando Jordon doing what Orlando does best, scaring viewers away by doing is lame gimmick he does.
First of all, i've got in a era were wrestlers dies on a regular bases from injury to the head, why would you have Rob Terry take a unprotected chair shot to the head. This was a dangerous and unnecessary move. Also, i know Russo and Bischoff have a hard on for the ORlando Jordon Gimmick but nobody else does. It failling big time so much so that i'm sure am not the only one that switch channel during that segment waiting for it to end.
Segment 4: Lockbox Challenge: Don't even try to get me to explain the rules for this match because i didn'T get it and TNA probably thought that nobody would have understood the rules either because they explain it again and even put them on the screen so that the viewer's finally understood what was going on. The winners were Tara,Daffney,Velvet Sky and Angelina love. So first let me get this strait, first Hamada does get any tv time during the interview segment then she get eliminated during the commercial break, can you said that she probably the next to get release. Then you got the fact this match was pretty much the destruction of the knockout division as it was when it first started and the TNA Knockout championship means nothing.
Segment 5: Kurt Angle vs Mr Anderson: Great match that Mr. Anderson won but that made me thinking if they gave away that much for free, what'S left for them to give for their PPV Match at lockdown.
The JB/Hogan backstage segment was boring so i didn't really listen to it.
Segment 6: Christy hemme Interview Matt Morgan: Good Interview that pretty said that Morgan was the tag champion and establish him as the cocky heel he once was.
Then you go To the Team 3D vs MCMG: Again good match between these 2 man but i hated to beat down from the band on both team especially since it lead to a team 3d vs the band and the MCMG are completly forgotten in this. Again the interview given by the band was awful and doesn't make me want to tune in to see them try to rule the show again.
Segment 7: Christy Interview The Pope. Nice little interview that got interrupted by Desmond Wolfe and pretty much gave away the result of their match when Pope put his shot at the TNA title on the line.
Gautlet match: Douglas Williams vs Generation Me: First of All Love the promo by Doug Williams but the match was just o.k. So i'm guessing Generation Me were hire to make other wrestlers look good because just like KEndrick, i don'T remember when was the last time Generation Me won a match. Then after the match Shannon Moore come to the Help of one half of Generation Me and challenge Doug Williams to a match. Didn't Kaz won a match to be next in line for the title at Destination X, so why isn't Kaz challenging Doug Williams for a match instead of Shannon. It'S good to have friends in high place because that's the only way Shannon as a job in TNA, because of Jeff.
Segment 8: First we have christy Hemme interviewing Team 3D backstage and to sum up Team 3D challenge The Band to a match next week. Not at the PPV but next week. They are giving away a match with 2 of the biggest tag teams of the attitude era for free next week, what a joke.
Then we have Desmond Wolfe vs The Pope in a glorified Squash match: Simply put Pope gets beat down for a couple of minutes, Desmond give Pope Time to recover and Pope Wins in under Five Minutes. Then the really lame stuff happens. First you have A.J. attacking Pope from Behind without the camera rven getting the shot because it was filming Pope leaving the ring so Pope got push into the camera, Then Abyss cames in for the save and did absolutely nothing and got beat down by Desmond Wolfe. So lame segment that put me to sleep and it just wanted this night to be over.
Over-run segment: but the night isn'T over yet because the last nail in the coffin of the knockout division was yet to come with the big Lockbox reveal. So after this segment we know that Velvet Sky won the Contract and is challenging Angelina Love in a leather and LAce match. I don'T even know what type of match this is but it look lame. Tara got her Spider back. Angelina Love won the Knockout Championship and DAffney had to do a striptease. First before i continue with this crap, i've just have something to say about just giving away a championship, it'S crap and devalues the championship, Angelina Love is the champion because she got lucky not because she beat Tara and that just stupid bookings. Then let'S finish this recap with the Daffney Striptease which i really thought wouldn'T happened and i really didn'T because LAcey Von Erich arrive to the ring and attacked Daffney before taking her place which is o.k because Lacey is very Beautiful and should be use as eye candy but then instead of focusing on Lacey, they go and film to battle between Tara and Angelina. They fight all the way to the ring were Lacey is still doing her striptease until finally Velvet takes the mic and announce the match she wants which mysteriously made Tara dissappeared and the show finally ends.
So like i said before, the whole knockout stuff last night was pure crap and made the WWE Divas look so much better compare to them and outside of the kurt Angle/Mr. Anderson match, the rest was just painful to watch. One last comment before i end my review, i would love for TNA to start timing the end of their segments better because last night's show looked awful, Spike T.V. would go to commercial most of the time before the segment was done and it looked awful on t.v.
If that'S the best TNA can offer, then i didn'T miss that much the lst month or so and am happy that RAW's is Coming back next week, so i'm probably done with TNA for now or until they move back to thursday which i think would be sooner then later.