I have DVR, I have wireless internet and I have, uh, iMPACT! on Saturday night. I call that Pimms O'Clock, don't you? Furthermore, it's good conditions for a running iMPACT! review. Unfortunately, I've already started watching it.
So we start with four guys getting out of a car - Hogan, RVD, Abyss and Jeff Hardy. Well, that was fantastic. They're not exactly the Union of People You OUghta Respect, Son, are they?
Ric Flair, AJ and Hardy cut a promo. People kept saying how Hardy looked cool. I thought he looked like a massive twat - but to each his own. Flair busts himself open and I can't decide whether he's intense or batshit insane. Probably the latter. We learn that Hardy is now calling his fans "creatures of the night". Pretty much, Jeff. Pretty much. AJ was heeling it up quite well though.
Foley/Bischoff promo that I'm going to skip here, even though it was quite good. I have catching up to do. Update: Yay, something something.
Nasty Boys beat up Jesse Neal. I wasn't sure why. Then I found out why. Then I watched a Nasty Boyz/Dudley Boyz match. It's probably best if you put your own interpretation of that.
Then I find out that Kevin Nash and Eric Young are having feud with Waltman and Hall. What is this, 2004? Seems the sort of desperate throwback TNA would put together in 2004, that's all.
Anderson and Wolfe versus - and I marked out a little - Kurt Angle and The Pope. Right, I'm all caught up, let's watch some wrestling...
Angle looks in good shape. Going-back-to-the-WWE shape, you could call it. "Anderson's a cagey veteran" - fuck off, Taz. Pope comes in, I wasn't watching. Something's happening. I'll be honest, writing this review is distracting me. I'll just fast forward to Jeff Hardy/AJ Styles. See ya later.