TheOneBigWill's "take" on Raw:
Opening Segment: So, as predicted it was either going to be Randy Orton bragging about defeating Shawn Michaels, or Shawn Michaels trying to gain yet another Championship match. (ended up being the latter) So, my overall thought is this. I love H.B.K., can't say it enough, I wish he could be World Heavyweight Champion, unfortunately it just isn't in the books. The one thing I hate, however, is when a person get multiple title shot oppertunities, & fails each time. I don't care if they win via DQ, or Countout, its still "failing" to win the Championship.. therefore, pointless.
Overall, this segment wasn't to continue with Orton/Michaels, but instead to end it & begin with Kennedy/Michaels, which I am pleasantly surprised with. I think these two will put on a great match, most likely at the next p.p.v. -- There brawl around the arena for the "opening match" was excellent, & saves their true match-up, hopefully, for Armageddon.
The Matches:
Santino Marella v. Jerry Lawler: Has it truly come to this? Does the creative higher ups just feel that they have no better talent to stick with Santino, than continuing to use Jerry Lawler? Don't misunderstand me, I think Lawler was a decent wrestler in his day.. about 10-20 years ago. But now, the guy winning is only hurting any talent he gets in the ring with. And sadly, Santino wasn't exactly "huge" before this match.. but cleanly losing to Lawler in back-to-back weeks isn't going to help him, either.
The only decent part of this, was Santino saving the day with his incredible mic. skills & way to control the crowd. Honestly, Santino will fail as a "wrestler" but live forever as an "entertainer/commentator."
Jeff Hardy v. Umaga: Could this match have went on any longer? It was absolutely amazing, & personally, I thought Umaga was gonna gain some revenge by simply squashing Jeff Hardy. Instead, I was given a treat, in seeing two good wrestlers, putting on the Match of the Night! Hardy takes incredible "bumps" & sells them very nicely. Umaga & Hardy, in my personal opinion, are matched nicely to each other.
I truly wish we could've seen an actual winner, instead W.W.E. decides that they don't wish to keep an incredible thing great.. so they toss Snitsky in the mix. (Why Snitsky? Because he's another monster?) So Triple H. comes to the aid of Jeff Hardy. The plus side for Hardy is, I doubt he'll lose with Captain Unstoppable by his side.. but the downside is, if they as a team DO lose.. it'll be Hardy taking the ass-beating on his teams end.
Hardcore Holly v. Cody Rhodes: Cody only continues to prove to me, with every match he has, that he isn't ready for mainstream yet. When Holly was in the corner, how long did Rhodes stupidly stand there, waiting for Holly to do something.. when Holly (who should've knew better) stupidly waited for Rhodes to turn around.
So Cody FINALLY picks up a win over Hardcore Holly. Who hasn't?! Overall, when he looks back on his career.. when explaining a defining moment in it, how do you think it'd come off, when you hear him say.. "Kids, I beat Hardcore Holly!" Yeah. If HeAT was still an actual t.v. show, a good portion of tonight's matches would've been seen on it.
Jillian Hall & Melina v. Maria & Mickie James: Is there truly any one reason why Beth Phoenix wasn't Melina's tag team partner? I mean, we were building James/Phoenix, right? The "move" of the night, had to be Jillian's 450 off the top rope, botch, onto Melina, which I truly think hurt her ribs.
I have no true comments outside of that, for this match. I give Jillian all the credit in the world for being brave & gutsy enough to go out there each & everytime, intentionally screwing up her vocals the way she does. lol
Main Event: Carlito v. Hornswoggle - Yeah, you read that right.. it was officially the "last match" of the night, therefore, the "Main Event" of the night. Its no wonder the head of U.S.A. network, Bonnie (something) is getting pissed off with Vince McMahon's production of Raw. They have the full capability to have matches like.. H.B.K. v. Kennedy, H.H.H. v. Umaga, World's Greatest Tag Team v. Paul London & Brian Kendrick, Carlito v. Jeff Hardy.. but nooooo.. our Main Event has to be a mock match.
Carlito is on his way out, so what does W.W.E. wanna do to help him out the door? Have him lose to a midget. (little person, whatever) I honestly feel bad for W.W.E. when Carlito goes to T.N.A., then shows the world that he actually STILL has talent..
And where exactly is this new angle going? I LOVE Finlay being face, & if you ask me personally.. I think it'll finally be revealed that Hornswoggle is NOT Vince McMahon's son, but instead, Finlay's son. Then.. (I can only imagine) a Tag Team match - Mr. McMahon & Shane McMahon v. Finlay & Hornswoggle. (Wrestlemania headliner? In today's wrestling, absolutely)
Ending Segment: "DID YOU BREAK THE CODE?" Who the **** didn't, should be the actual question?! I mean, come on. And you know what.. this is my honest opinion & take on this whole situation, ending on Raw.
Randy Orton.. is NOT Main Event "Heel" quality, he doesn't deserve to be the heel going into Wrestlemania with the Championship, yet he likely will be. So, whats the possible next month feud? The returning Eric You.. I mean, Chris Jericho.
Yeah, did anyone else FINALLY, after waiting oh-so-long give a big sigh of.. "eh?" I know I did. I knew it was coming, for monthes, it was coming. And now that its here, it did exactly what I thought it was going to do.. & the Raw live audience proved my point. The pop for Jericho highly awaited return.. sucked majorly! They stood, they clapped, but hardly anyone cheered. And Jericho's had monthes to think of something, anything new to say.. but instead, he finds something he said a long time ago.. to call Randy Orton.
"The robotic voice" thing.. that he claimed Orton was, it was the exact same thing he claimed Chris Benoit was. So, is Randy Orton the new W.W.E. version of Chris Benoit?!?! Jericho sure seems to think so.
And yeah, he returned/redebuted in the same outfit he debuted in to begin with. The only catch.. the short, Eric Young, hair-do.. is NOT doing him any favors. When I seen Jericho in that outfit, I thought two things..
1. Village People reject
2. Holy crap, he's skinny! (anyone else truly notice that?)
Overall Thoughts: So, the big (long awaited) return of Chris Jericho caps off the night. All in all, I'm HAPPY & THRILLED that Jericho is back.. ONLY as long as he hasn't lost a step, inside the wrestling ring, like he seems to have, on the mic.
The matches on tonight's card sucked, outside of Jeff Hardy v. Umaga, which was the match of the night to me.
The Kennedy/Michaels beginning feud was the highlight of my night, because I can only assume these two will light it up in the ring, & I can't wait to see it on p.p.v.
This has been my take. You don't have to agree with it, or like it. But if you read through it all, good for you, & Thank You.