Oh Boy, a Cena bashing post coming from a guy with a Triple H sig and Avatar, this is too easy.
1. "He only knows 3 moves"
I know this isn't exactly true, but its not that far from the truth. I know wrestling ability isn't everything in pro wrestling, as guys like Hogan got by without doing much in the ring, but you can definitely still knock on a guy who can't even perform an arm drag without tearing his pec apart.
Sigh, the 5 moves of Doom has slowly trickled it's way down to 3? Wow, I guess you know, no one else has used any signature moves. It's not like the game uses the High Knee, Kick to Groin, Pedigree routine time and time and time and time and time and time again. Seriously, this argument is dumb, played out, and has been disproven time and time again. Guys have signature moves, they hit them, they move on, big deal. Oh and taking a cheap shot at Cena's injury when he was carrying the company on his back for several years with no time out is crap. Take a look at the man in your sig and his busted quads before bashing someone for an injury.
2. His absurdly long title run
That was just dumb. It was so unbelievable. He always went into ppv's as the biggest underdog, yet he always was able to surmount the odds and win in the end. Every ppv match with him in it was practically the same for a year! Thank God he's away from the title for the time being!
LAWLZ. Again, the humor in this statement coming from a guy with Triple H as his hero. The guy that has had 9 title reigns this decade for a combined 900 plus days. And that's only because he was injured for two years. Imagine if he wasn't injured. Seriously, to bash Cena for his title reign and be a Triple H fan is absurd and ridiculous.
3. His regrettable Thuganomics/Rapper/Eminem/Marine Gimmick
I don't even know where some of these gimmicks began, and when/if any ended. His character seems to be a confused mix of all of them. Just as I though he was finally getting away from the Rapper thing, the writers put him with Cryme Tyme. *Sigh*
The King of Kings, Cerebral Assassin, and the Game? Three of those gimmicks you named were the same gimmick, you're stretching for a reason to not like the guy.
4. Cena is a dumbass, plain and simple
If Cena's character was, at one point, this unstoppable force for a year, then why hasn't he won back the title to some extent yet? His character is almost made to look stupid. If he's so good, then why doesn't he be smart and try to reclaim what was once his instead of doing Cena vs. JBL XIX. I mean, I know I said I hated his title run, but c'mon, I dont know how the writers can just divert this character's attention from once being the lead man of Raw for a year to pointlessly trying to squash JBL at every ppv. It makes no sense.
How long have you been watching the business. JBL is a thorn in Cena's side, and has been for 3 years now. To get to the title, Cena has to get JBL out of his way, plain and simple. Sometimes things are more important than gold, like settling old scores. The Cena character realizes that to get a fair shot at a title, he needs to put down JBL once again. It's pretty simple story telling, and having the same guy chasing the title for 6 months like Triple H last year, is plain dumb and boring.
5. As HHH said best, most of his fans can't stay up late enough to watch his matches
Although its not a totally bad thing to have young fans, you cant just have young fans. Hogan, for example, had a ton of young fans, but he also had a ton of older fans as well. Cena just seems to have a large child fan base. This sickens me because Cena's success with the younger crowd was probably an integral reason why the WWE tried to really zone in on the younger fan base a while back ago(thankfully I think theyve stopped this though).
Yes, because breaking Kayfabe to appeal to the vocal minority is much better huh? Triple H breaks Kayfabe routinely to get over with the smarky 18-25 year olds that still hold out that the "Great" Attitude Era is going to return and all will be well. It's simplistic morons like that that Boo John Cena. They think that an era that was in reality, crap, is going to comeback, and Triple H plays to that crowd so well. It's pretty pathetic when you think about it. John cena is out there making new fans, while Triple H plays to the smarks, hmmm.
6. Cena=Rock?
Cena seems to be following in the Rock's footsteps, and I'm not talking in entertainment ability. I mean, if he was a better actor, I bet he would have been the next one out of the door of the WWE if his crap-movie had been better. And it seems as though he'll be taking more time off to do another movie. Although I'll be happy not to see him, its stupid that its almost as if he works his wrestling career around his movie career.
Lol, Cena is universally respected in the locker room for being the hardest worker in the company, and you're saying he's centering his career around movies. He's made exactly how many movies? Seriously, such a weak argument is embarassing to say the least. Read up on some non-Cena biased websites and quit finding things with distorted truth.
7. JBL is Poopy
*SIGH* Cena with the poop jokes.. wow. Yeah, that was probably one of his funniest jokes too. Thats pretty sad. 'Nuff said.
Really, you really really had to go there. You do realize that Triple H was the king of Dick and Fart Jokes. A guy using the words Suck It as his catch phrase. The guy that had a Suck the Chef apron on. A guy that told the world that Vince McMahon loves Cock, a guy that dropped feces on people, and you're going to complain about John cena and his simple humor?
8. What is his character going to do?
It really seems as though his characer is just dying. The only programs he can really seem to work have to pit him in the underdog situation, and then he overcomes them, and then he wins and everyone is supposed to love him. That will/has gotten old. He can't do that for the rest of his career. They really need to shake his character up some.
Please read a book on the basics of being a heel, and being a face.
9. He makes the Great Khali look good
Yeah, you read that right. I would say Khali looked better in their street fight back at Judgment Day a while back, which is definitely saying something. I know Cena won, but I was really pulling for Khali, cuz Cena was just atrocious in this match. Oh, and by the way, Cena also makes Khali look like George Clooney as far as acting ability goes.
LOL, in your back handed attempt to insult John Cena, you've made a great case for him. The only time Khali has ever looked good in a match, was because John Cena made him look good, plain and simple. Much like Bobby Lashley, or even Triple H this year, John Cena made those matches look good because John Cena is a good worker, plain and simple.
10. John Cena Sr. is better in the ring
Okay, this one is more of a joke than anything. But its not that far from the truth.
And my feces is more entertaining then Triple H's title reign, well at least more people are turning into see it then watching Triple H on TV. Seriously, you bash a guy that bust his ass off in John Cena, yet praise Triple H. You complain about Cena's long title reign and never losing, yet in the year since Triple H has been back, he's lost exactly twice, once by roll up, the other in his third match of the night.
Before going on some useless rant about the best working in the business, maybe you need to take a look at yourself and realize the hypocritical things you say before you waste everyones time with a mind numbingly dull post.
