Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[The Crock]

Say hi from me. He'll know what I mean.

You're a creepy little fuck, aren't you?

 

[¡Roján!]

You're a creepy little fuck, aren't you?

Not really. Unless Sam has a construed definition of hi, in which case, hello.

 

[Lee]

Creeps

 

[Lee]

Three mega bus tales:

1) Overheard: "and then he came on my tits"

2) Spotted: A dude reading playboy

3) HIlarious: A fat lass went to go to toilet, opened door realised she wouldn't fit then closed door and returned to her seat.

 

[Gelgarin]

This is why I only ever get on coaches leaving at 3AM.

 

[Lee]

 

[Lee]

Also I just noticed your sig has the cast on.

 

[Tastycles]

I spent ages looking for a picture of him with the cast on. There was a brilliant one that was about two pixels too big. Couldn't be bothered to resize.

 

[Lee]

Also have you seen Raw?

 

[The Crock]

I spent ages looking for a picture of him with the cast on. There was a brilliant one that was about two pixels too big. Couldn't be bothered to resize.

I'll resize it for you, if you'd like.

 

[Lee]

 

[Tastycles]

I'll resize it for you, if you'd like.

I can do it, I just couldn't be bothered for what will probably be my sig for about a week.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not really. Unless Sam has a construed definition of hi, in which case, hello.

Lee: He said "Say hi from me. He'll know what I mean." Do you know what he means?
Sam: I think he means hello.
Tastycles: Can't wait for Greg Valentine to come back tonight.

 

[Lee]

Lee: He said "Say hi from me. He'll know what I mean." Do you know what he means?
Sam: I think he means hello.
Tastycles: Can't wait for Greg Valentine to come back tonight.

followed by:

Sam: DRINKS ALL EGG NOG
Lee: HaHa Del Rio's car is broken, are they going to a gimmick where he's skint? Oh it's Ricardo
Tasty: I'm glad it wasn't Undertaker so I don't have to do *paul bearer impression*

 

[Tastycles]

My new flavour of the month is the woman who does the 6 music music news. I tweeted her a crap joke today, which she didn't get. I then explained why my joke was funny and she replied again, with a kiss! Definitely in. I have no idea what she looks like, by the way.

 

[Lee]

It's not florence from florence and the machine?

 

[Tastycles]

No, she's northern.

 

[Lee]

It's not mackem Lauren Laverne is it?

 

[Tastycles]

No, I used to be attracted to Lauren Laverne, but then someone pointed out she looked like my niece.

 

[¡Roján!]

I just got your blatant Arctic Monkey's referrence in your last sig now. God, that was a riddle.

 

[Tastycles]

Good work. My current one is based on this post, which I think is possibly the greatest in history.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showpost.php?p=1519562&postcount=4

 

[Uncle Sam]

You've not lived until you've heard Tasty do a dramatic reading of that very post.

 

[Lee]

Four years ago, we were in Nashua, New Hampshire getting ready to watch a minor league baseball game. Before it started, someone had set up the smallest wrestling ring I've ever seen a few yards from the ballfield, and a couple hundred people were standing around it. We figured we were about to be treated to some high school kids putting on a wrestling exhibition. Instead, we wound up watching Tony Atlas wrestle Greg Valentine!

Neither man looked to be in great shape, yet they showed they still know how to work a match. It was amazing to see how they could evoke cheers and jeers from the small crowd (which included Atlas stopping the match to acknowledge the chants of "U.S.A.!"). Given that these guys had hardly any space to work, they proved they could still bring it. I'd love to see Atlas and Valentine in a WWE ring again in a wrestling role.

 

[Tastycles]

I don't actually like Greg Valentine, but I'm glad to see I'm not the only one willing a return, and surprised to see someone wants him back without making someone drink nog. It's been a while since we had a Tastycles tale, so here's a brief one:

Tastycles goes to house party with a load of people he doesn't know. As he leaves he hears this:

Girl 1: That Gareth is a bit weird.

The following day

Tastycles: [Girl 1] said I was weird last night, can you believe that?
Flatmate: You kept touching her face!

 

[Tastycles]

Tomorrow, I'm being filmed for a television show.