Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Uncle Sam]

Hey, I can bounce with the best of them.

 

[Tastycles]

Then it wasn't you. The person I saw was firmly anti-bounce. I hope you weren't one of the ones booing Danny Murphy, but I do hope you were one of the ones booing his wife and children.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"You're a tart, Murphy, and so's your fucking wife!"

Not me; the bloke behind me.

 

[Tastycles]

I spent the majority of the match telling my friend why she should like Bryan so much. We agreed that he is the best man on earth.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I undid my shoelace in the first bouncing spell and spent the rest of the first half distracted by the fact that one of my shoes was untied. I was much more into it in the second half, when I had fully tied shoes. I think the people around me thought I was autistic, the way I was fidgeting and looking awkward. Nothing new.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles is drunk in the O2. With attractive girl. Just watched gymnastics. Uk surprisingly good. China surprisingly poor.

 

[CH David]

Tasty, you worked in radio before. I'm making a demo, and I want to use call letters or something to identify myself. Something like "This is Q98 Rocks, I'm David". Should I use actual call letters or make some up?

 

[Tastycles]

Make them up. Call letters are mostly uncool. Although if you're using ch, Charlie hotel is pretty cool. I went by my real name, but it wasnt very exotic, just trading on my previous popularity. hotel is cool enough for the kills, it should be for you.

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm British so somehow, I feel an obligation to post in this thread.

 

[Uncle Sam]

'Cause I'd if are the latter, then that's frikkin awesome

Tasty's not the only drunkard in this thread.

 

[Барбоса]

Tasty's not the only drunkard in this thread.

How dare you! I've only had a couple of shandies

 

[Tastycles]

It is now 8:35. I went to bed at 5am. Possibly still drunk. The last train I can realistically get to work on time with left 12 minutes ago.

 

[Tastycles]

Does someone want to do my job for me, this is totally shit.

 

[Harthan]

It may be prudent at this point to call in a sick day.

 

[Tastycles]

I've been here for two hours. I can't go home sick because the guy who sits next to me already has and it will be royally fucking my supervisor over, which is selfish. Tastycles is a soldier of fairness in the real world too.

 

[CH David]

Make them up. Call letters are mostly uncool. Although if you're using ch, Charlie hotel is pretty cool. I went by my real name, but it wasnt very exotic, just trading on my previous popularity. hotel is cool enough for the kills, it should be for you.

I meant like station ID letters. My mistake. For the demo I'll likely just use my name, and one of, if not both of the stations I had interned at for two different demos.

CH David, are you some pretenious indie-rock hipster or like an actual musician? 'Cause I'd if are the latter, then that's frikkin awesome

I'm trying to get into radio. I highly enjoy modern, alternative, and classic rock. I'd love to get into any of those formats.

 

[Tastycles]

Sorry. Our radio stations actually have names. I wouldn't make one up as it could come off a bit cheesy. Use one youve worked for.

 

[CH David]

Sorry. Our radio stations actually have names. I wouldn't make one up as it could come off a bit cheesy. Use one youve worked for.

No need to be sorry, my mistake. I'll probably go with the name, maybe the letters too. Like Q101 Chicago's Alternative. Old call letters were WKQX. Or for my classic rock demo go with WLUP 97.9 The Loop.

 

[Барбоса]

Dingo and the Baby

 

[Tastycles]

Yeah, names flow better.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles: Can you smell burning?

Flatmate: No

Tastycles: I can.

Flatmate: I sort of can over here

Tastycles opens door, smoke is everywhere

Voice from downstairs: Sorry, I set the house on fire.

 

[#hamler]

Yeah dude, we're alone on this great planet.

 

[Lee]

So, are you guys like, not from America or something? I've never really met non-americans.

I've never met a ******.

 

[Tastycles]

So, are you guys like, not from America or something? I've never really met non-americans.

No, we're not.

A fireman just knocked on my door to check I was ok!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Three square meals a day and a roof over your head. Not bad.