Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Барбоса]

Ouch.

Indeed.

Laughing in her face and handing her a taxi number was perhaps not the most gentlemanly thing I could have done but damn it I was sleeping in my own bed that night

 

[Uncle Sam]

And they said chivalry was dead.

 

[Барбоса]

And they said chivalry was dead.

I did feel bad but, as I said, it was my bed

 

[Tastycles]

I have a mate who's chat up line is "do you want to come and stay on my sofa?" followed by "I don't have a sofa" when they get back to his.

In other news, by his excellent wheeling and dealing on betfair my flatmate is in a position where he loses £1 if Little Mix win X-Factor and loses £5 if Marcus wins. Clever, no?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are those the only two left in the X Factor? Is that why it's so stupid?

 

[Tastycles]

Yes.

 

[Lee]

Ah good old Bet Fair, shit odds but you can use paypal.

 

[Tastycles]

In other news, by his excellent wheeling and dealing on betfair my flatmate is in a position where he loses £1 if Little Mix win X-Factor and loses £5 if Marcus wins. Clever, no?

He repented for this last night, when he laid Fulham to win at 1-100. He paid 6p and won £6.

I missed Fulham because I was busy making a tit of myself at the Christmas party. "I love you, Eleanor".

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's generally how it goes, yeah.

 

[Tastycles]

You can actually buy "Why Always Me?" t-shirts. I think I'll get one and wear it the day after making a tit out of myself. Actually, I should probably buy two in case that one's in the wash/canal.

Also, other news, my user title and location will now only refer to popular culture from before 1995.

 

[Lee]

As in the end of 95 or before?

 

[Tastycles]

End of, probably. I'm not really sure.

 

[Lee]

I changed my location in tribute of this.

 

[Tastycles]

Blobby blobby blobby.

 

[Lee]

 

[Tastycles]

I was off sick when that was on, I saw it. He picked box 3 because of Asamoah Gyan and it had a shitload in it, I think.

 

[Lee]

Then Gyan fucked off.

 

[Lee]

IS that the legendary Shefki Kuqi in your sig?

 

[Tastycles]

Yes. It's my favourite all time celebration, I tried it when I was at school, but I couldn't stop putting my hands out.

 

[Lee]

He was shit for us.

 

[Tastycles]

He was also 35 and had been released from a Championship club. It's a bit like a Garforth Town fan saying that Socrates never really did anything for them. Both of them are in my arbitrarily favourite players side

 

[Tastycles]

 

[#hamler]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Lee]

Happy birthday you slaaaaaaaag.

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles spends all day with people who he used to sleep with, but whom now view him as a confidant.

A mere week after my birthday, I got my first tangible gift off one of them today (though my brother had given me money). It is a set of the weirdest Qatar memorabilia you have ever seen. I shall post a picture.

Think I might have seen Sam at Fulham when I was with the other one. If it wasn't him, it was someone who looked like him and had an attitude to chanting that I would expect Sam to have.