Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Lee]

 

[Tastycles]

Yes. It was a good preliminary for going out with my ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend. Though it was improved by the fact that she blatantly hadn't told him the score, so he was really nice and friendly to me.

 

[Lee]

Slightly more awkward. Could I buy the movie rights to your life?

 

[Tastycles]

I am considering writing my autobiography. My life is too weird for me not to be famous.

 

[Lee]

That was my logic behind it.

 

[Tastycles]

I might be going out with an mp, so expect tales of the ridiculous. For now, I am drunk on the tube. So drunk that I nearly put kisses on this post. Also, Can someone post a picture of alex so the americans understand? Xxx

Home now. Got the wrong bus, had to walk through the council estate at 3 in the morning. bit of a shit really. Whilst out, I met a girl doing the same course I did at the same uni having the same misgivings I did. Then realised that made her 18 years old. Not a problem until you think "born 1993". I'll just marry Alex instead. She clearly wants to.

All of the above is put into context by the photo below I feel. Facebook friends can see the original, which includes aforementioned 18 year old girl.

 

[Lee]

haha the full picture's even funnier!

 

[Tastycles]

I know, right? The girl in question is the one on the left, and the other two people are obviously her friends, but I have literally no recollection of meeting those people in my life, and the guy is just sort of staring at me.

 

[Lee]

I'm glad you didn't say middle girl as she looks about 16. I think guy on right wants to lick your face.

 

[Tastycles]

She must be 18, because they met in halls, but I know what you mean. Ah well, another chapter, I suppose.

 

[Lee]

Though I'm sure my biography would be interesting too. I'll get Jordan to write it.

 

[Tastycles]

Went to see the third ex in as many nights tonight. I think I'll give it a miss tomorrow.

 

[Lee]

Can I get your audience ticket when you have to go on Jezza Kay?

 

[Tastycles]

Genuinely quite proud to be Welsh this morning.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You should've/would've won if not for some dodgy Irish officiating.

 

[Sheamus' Suntan]

Welshies put up one hell of a fight. The send off was the shittest call ever though.

 

[Lee]

Why? England scored 12 past France and England were fucking terrible.

 

[Tastycles]

Being down to 14 men in rugby is much worse than being down to 10 in football because of the way the sport is played. Wales went out with dignity, England went out with a whimper, like they always do in every single sport.

 

[Lee]

If missing all those penalties is dignified then sure.

I don't hate Wales, I just hate Welsh who seem to think sending me texts 8am on a Saturday morning about a sport I do not enjoy is acceptable.

 

[Барбоса]

Definitely a harsh call on Warburton but as with any sport, when you break the rules and he did break the rules with that dump tackle (a lot of the commentators and pundits seem to have overlooked this) you run the risk of a referee overreacting.

Having said that, the Welsh should still have won. For such a good place kicker and points scorer, Stephen Jones cannot kick the length of himself. If he did not fancy the two drop goal chances Wales created straight in front of the posts then what was the point of bringing him on?

Not only should the Welsh have won due to how well they played but also of how poor the French are. The fact that Marc Lievremont has led that side to the World Cup Final is laughable. His decision making at times makes Raymond Domenech look like a cool-headed genius. If they do not pull their socks up (and the French are more than capable of providing such a Jekyll and Hyde type turn around) then they could get truly murdered in the final no matter who wins between New Zealand and Australia.

 

[Uncle Sam]

All this rugby talk, you may as well be speaking, well, Welsh.

 

[Lee]

Did anyone see mock the week on Thursday?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No idea that Mock the Week still existed.

 

[Lee]

Milton Jones told a great joke (as ever):

I was on holiday in Amsterdam and when I was in a restaurant the man next to me started coughing. I left it and thought he'd be allright but then the coughing got louder and I thought I'd leave it again. After that his coughing got louder so I stood up and smacked him on the back, turns out he was speking Dutch.

Then Milton Jones paused for a few seconds and went "That joke also works with Welsh".

 

[Lee]

I wonder what shenanigans Tasty's been up to this week?