Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Phoenix]

Though you can't deny the combo of Ramsey and Wilshere is a lethal one!

 

[Lee]

I meant to say over rated, as in scott parker levels over over ratedness.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Scott Parker....that decision still boggles my mind.

 

[Tastycles]

I was watching something this morning where a journalist said if United win the league and then beat Barcelona in the Champions League while West Ham get relegated, then the Scott Parker decision is going to look fucking ******ed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Also nice one Arsenal.

Arsenal shorten United's lead over them to six points after throwing away seven points in their last three games. It's like they're taking the piss.

 

[Lee]

I was watching something this morning where a journalist said if United win the league and then beat Barcelona in the Champions League while West Ham get relegated, then the Scott Parker decision is going to look fucking ******ed.

It looks ******ed right now.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Sorry Tasty. You made a solid thread in the Old School Section, but somehow everyone thinks Chris Jericho is a mega star.

 

[Tastycles]

I actually knew that would happen. I even thought "should I specifically state that Chris Jericho isn't the sort of person I was talking about", but then thought I made it perfectly clear with what I did say. That's the last time I give anyone any credit.

 

[Tastycles]

Who wants to let Tastycles come and live in their house?

 

[Lee]

Too north for you?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who wants to let Tastycles come and live in their house?

Nobody wants to let Uncle Sam live in their house, so no luck on this end.

 

[Tastycles]

Looks like some people want to live with the Tastycles - and not just the guy staying in my living room at the moment.

Anyway, favourite Facebook status of the day:

"Number of people gloating about United's 19th title on here today: 17, number that live in or come from Manchester: 0"

 

[Lee]

 

[Uncle Chester]

Yeah lol, I've heard most from Manchester hate united.

 

[Tastycles]

So glad I sat in the away end. See if you can spot Tastycles behind the goal for Liverpool's 4th and 5th. I'm next to the attractive girl from my work.

 

[Dave]

How was your weekend, Tasty?

 

[Tastycles]

Was alright. Went out on Friday in Stratford, which was shit but sort of good. That was about it really.

 

[Lee]

I assume you were at the match Monday?

 

[Tastycles]

I assume you were at the match Monday?

So glad I sat in the away end. See if you can spot Tastycles behind the goal for Liverpool's 4th and 5th. I'm next to the attractive girl from my work.

Oui.

 

[Lee]

Ah I didn't see that post.

Also I decided that you are Charlie Brooker.

 

[Tastycles]

A lot of people decided that a while ago, but they have met me on more than three occasions to be fair.

Did anyone else watch Eurovision? Facebook friends can be prepared to see my magnificent artwork tomorrow, the Azeri flag is particularly good. My brother won the sweepstake though, having already won his work's FA Cup sweepstake that day, the fucking cunt.

 

[Tastycles]

Located and added Princess Beatrice on Facebook. She is yet to accept.

 

[Uncle Sam]

She's like the royal version of me then, I suppose.

 

[Tastycles]

Yes, except Facebook isn't letting me see her information anyway like it does with you.

 

[Lee]

She lives in my town. Bitch.