Motaste Junk - Stop your brain thinking for 168 seconds

[Uncle Sam]

You explained to them how too many wrestlers were surprisingly alive for "dead or not" to be a feasible drinking game, didn't you?

 

[Tastycles]

Yes. They countered that so many wrestlers were unemployed that "employed or not" was also unfeasible.

 

[Tastycles]

I have scored as many goals for Chelsea as Fernando Torres. I've played fewer games too.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I have scored as many goals for Chelsea as Fernando Torres. I've played fewer games too.

A Fulham fan was recently quoted as saying 'Now we both have shit statues'.

 

[Tastycles]

www.hastorresscoredforchelsea.com

www.hascarrollscoredforliverpool.com

 

[Lee]

 

[Tastycles]

Just applied for my Olympics tickets. Badminton heats, here I come!

 

[Lee]

I should really apply for the quarters at SJP

 

[Tastycles]

If anyone wants me, I'll be dressed as Robbie fowler in Leeds. Shit costume, made worse by the fact my brother won't bleach my hair for me.

 

[Lee]

TORRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Tastycles]

Ive just finished a pub crawl. Not as drunk as I would want to be, indeed not really drunk at all. Spent far less than I intended to, though.

I see Torres scored the crucial second goal in a 3-0 win against a shit team, so you know, well worth the money. Seriously though, I hope Chelsea win the league, because arsenal wont.

 

[Tastycles]

He scores with his left, he scores with his right, that boy Clint Dempsey, makes Drogba look shite.

Fulham were excellent this evening. Also, saw an empty mojito glass on the way there. Nothing really epitomises Fulham fans better than that.

 

[Tastycles]

I've just found an editorial I wrote for my school newspaper when I was about 16 about the foxhunting ban. It's a really immature version of my posts here. Choice lines include "If you think this is humane, you're probably a member of the Fred West and Myra Hindley fan club".

 

[Lee]

And hooray for fulham at the moment. THough I want your first choice team to balls it up tomorrow.

 

[Tastycles]

Liverpool almost always beat Newcastle, so I doubt they will. If Spurs lose tonight, and I hope they do, Liverpool have a shot at 5th, especially considering Spurs have to play Liverpool and City. I know, Fulham are playing 4 or 5 second string players and they're winning away. I think Fulham have won something like 10 in 120 away from home so it'd be a great result even against a team without any strikers.

 

[Lee]

Aside from last game we played.

 

[Tastycles]

Yes, but if this were the playground in primary school and you could take your goals with you when you change sides, Liverpool would have won.

 

[Lee]

No it would have been a 2-2 draw.

 

[Tastycles]

My bad, I thought he got 2.

 

[Lee]

Neh it was Nolan, Barton and Andy C. I had a £5 on 2-1 with Nolan, Barton and Kuyt getting the goals thats how I remmeber it.

 

[Tastycles]

Unlucky. I remember my brother would have won £800 once on a 3-0 bet having got the scorers right, and then Ryan Babel made it 4-0 in the 94th minute.

 

[Lee]

Fuck Ryan Babel!

 

[Lee]

Kuyt always scores past us.

Also nice one Arsenal.

 

[Tastycles]

Yes. Maybe it's my Welsh bias talking, but I thought Ramsey looked much better a prospect than Wilshere. Just need Chelsea to do the biz next week now. What they should do is play Kalou, Anelka/Malouda and Drogba like they did when they completely bossed Spurs for half an hour yesterday. What they'll actually do is play Torres for an hours worth of dog shit then throw the above on for 20 minutes. City are absolutely raping West Ham.

 

[Lee]

Ramsey is better than Wilshere who is VERY under rated