Monkey's Rant Of The Day

[Spaceman Spif]

Me next! :3

Fuck you!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

K, I'm content.

Anyway, my aunt's gone through two Chemotherapies in like, the course of six months. Her brain is fried, and she pretty much has the mentality of a six year old now. But, she's the only one in my douchebag family, outside me and my father, who ever showed any care for anyone other than themselves. It's just horrible seeing who she is now compared to the person I remember. I'm glad I'm too tired to be thoroughly pissed like I more than likely would be.

 

[The Doctor]

It's called "Creations", Monkey. Look it up.

Everything I do is interesting. It's not MY fault if your puny mind cannot grasp my intrinsic brilliance.

 

[D-Man]

Monkey, you hate everyone... even me??

 

[SavageTaker]

Monkey loves me.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I secretly mark out for The D-Man. Only in secret though. Fuck Off D-Man.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Why did Macca get banned? This is some bullshit.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It's called "Creations", Monkey. Look it up.

Everything I do is interesting. It's not MY fault if your puny mind cannot grasp my intrinsic brilliance.

I said interesting thread. All you do is spend all your time making sigs, and then post them there. I know I've asked for one. That's all that goes on in there. HAI GUYZ! Luk at my new creashun. isn't it purrtty?

 

[The Doctor]

At least I'm contributing to the forum. Try heading to the main graphics section or VGT. I shit interesting.

 

[D-Man]

I secretly mark out for The D-Man. Only in secret though. Fuck Off D-Man.

I'm still laughing at this.

SIGGED.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

this really does need to become an at least weekly thing. Greatness could come of it

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Why did Macca get banned? This is some bullshit.

OH!!! YEA!!! motherfucker!!!


fiiiiiiight

 

[The Dewbliners]

Monkey seems to like me. Or, at least, my name. I'm content with this.

 

[D-Man]

I still think the greatest name on this forum ever was "Pulled Apart By Horses"

 

[The Doctor]

"I'll Make Your Ankle Hurt" is up there.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Doc Is A Stupid Boy Who Thinks He's Interesting.

Wait, thats not a name? Should be.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

this really does need to become an at least weekly thing. Greatness could come of it

I plan on doing a rant or more a day. Anything from the forums. To real life, to modern day activities. I may miss a day or two. Hilarity will be in this thread. This will be a bar room thread of the year nominee. If it isn't I'm stomping into the board room gun a'blazin'.

 

[The Doctor]

I think that's too long. How about "Boring Doc Eats Boring Cock"?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Whatever floats man. Personally it should be Monkey's_Bitch. Who said that?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

That was me. >>

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Yours should be SuperMonkeysBitch298513

 

[The Doctor]

Looking back at an old thread I made to make fun of name change threads, I think I should change my name to Monkey's Gold Plated Butler.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Fuck, I'll do it for a week, I don't give a shit.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Haha. You gotta keep Doc in there somehow. I hate it when people Compltely leave ou everything about them. I did that when I went to the White Ranger. Nobody knew who the fuck I was.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Fuck, I'll do it for a week, I don't give a shit.

Good man.