Monkey's Rant Of The Day
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Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Lulz. I've only been in one fight in my life and I'm undefeated
Did your penis start a fight with you again?
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
yeah, if you're a hippy
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
Nope, 7th grade on a day off. We were playing football, guy was being a douche. I was taller than him so I took him down and jacked him in the head a couple times.
FromTheSouth
You don't want it with me.
Call me a hippie then. I love fucking. I love it so much, if nothing else is around, I'll fuck my hand. You can't say that about eating, that's for sure.
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Whatever you youngins call it these days.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
I was just showing how you can enjoy fucking and fighting at the same time
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
I see. Oooh, a penny...
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
I cut a centimeter deep gash into my thumb a week ago because I was bored, and I needed something to doNew thread in the Cigar Lounge. You might have a heart attack, then sorta agree with me, then have another heart attack.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
I was just showing how you can enjoy fucking and fighting at the same time
so you skull fucked him as you beat him into the ground? Your fighting style must be dirty.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
I glanced over it, look for a reply sometime tomorrow I'm thinking
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
It is. I rely on my freakishly strong pelvic thrusting motion to fuck my opponents into submission. It's illegal in 38 countries and 22 states
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Who was your sensei? Duffman? Quagmire? Todd from Srcubs?
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Big bag of fail. It has so much fail on it, that it failed to fail, then failed again.
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
Maybe it was the Humping Robot, from Robot Chicken?
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
or the guy that built the humping robot
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Your the one that sired the thread, that's your fault
I replied, defecating my typical Libertarian filth all over it as usual. You'll enjoy it.
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
I wasn't talking about the thread. I was talking about the picture that Dewey posted that I couldn't see.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
it's already healed, my skin scabs pretty quickly
The Dewbliners
WZ's Whedonite. Now 20% Cooler
I didn't post a pic, Monkey, that was all Thriller, I think.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
yeah, that was awful. That's why I move most of my photos to the bucket before I post them here
