Monkey_Mania
I Am The One Who Knocks
Forums crashing. OMGWTFBBQ! Wut are wez gonta du nao?
I'll tell you, for once in your life, you could get off your ass, and go outside. Maybe, go do something with your friends. That is, if you have any. You may have alienated them by now with being on the forums 24/7. You probably didn't realize it, but your girlfriend left you, the cat may have died of starvation, and the dog has chewed it's way outside.
God forbid, anyone get off their lazy asses and do something. I bet at least a good 75% of you look like this.
Wait...scratch that. I type in albino in google search and THAT'S what I get? Girls dig that, seriously don't understand why. I can fucking fly, I can suck blood, and I can kick some ass. Why don't I get with women like he does? I'm sure its that god damned body glitter. Fuck that fucker, he's dead anyways. What's that you say? "Monkey, aren't you a ghost? You should be getting all sorts of hot pussy. You would be correct. Now...back to the original topic. With the way you look in your post WOW and WZ haze you probably look like this...
There we go. That's more like it. The only thing you need now is a case of PBR and some cigarettes. Seriously, do some of you have nothing better to do that to come on here? It's kind of pathetic. I know some of you will deny this til the very end, but you're not lying to me. You're lying to the flying spaghetti monster, and most importantly...yourself.
So, the next time the forums crash. I beg of you. Go out and get some sun. Go to subway, then head to your local gym and sign up for a membership. It won't only do you some good with the ladies, you'll feel better about yourself, and you'll be helping the environment.
Remember kids, every step towards a healthy lifestyle, is a step in the right direction so we don't have any more earthquakes.
I joke. Maybe...
Flings Poop
Monkey's Dead Carcass
I'll tell you, for once in your life, you could get off your ass, and go outside. Maybe, go do something with your friends. That is, if you have any. You may have alienated them by now with being on the forums 24/7. You probably didn't realize it, but your girlfriend left you, the cat may have died of starvation, and the dog has chewed it's way outside.
God forbid, anyone get off their lazy asses and do something. I bet at least a good 75% of you look like this.
Wait...scratch that. I type in albino in google search and THAT'S what I get? Girls dig that, seriously don't understand why. I can fucking fly, I can suck blood, and I can kick some ass. Why don't I get with women like he does? I'm sure its that god damned body glitter. Fuck that fucker, he's dead anyways. What's that you say? "Monkey, aren't you a ghost? You should be getting all sorts of hot pussy. You would be correct. Now...back to the original topic. With the way you look in your post WOW and WZ haze you probably look like this...
There we go. That's more like it. The only thing you need now is a case of PBR and some cigarettes. Seriously, do some of you have nothing better to do that to come on here? It's kind of pathetic. I know some of you will deny this til the very end, but you're not lying to me. You're lying to the flying spaghetti monster, and most importantly...yourself.
So, the next time the forums crash. I beg of you. Go out and get some sun. Go to subway, then head to your local gym and sign up for a membership. It won't only do you some good with the ladies, you'll feel better about yourself, and you'll be helping the environment.
Remember kids, every step towards a healthy lifestyle, is a step in the right direction so we don't have any more earthquakes.
I joke. Maybe...
Flings Poop
Monkey's Dead Carcass
