pessimism101
Pre-Show Stalwart
First, Undertaker is allowed to be gone for months and then return in the main event picture because he's been in the WWE since 1990. When you've been with the same company for 20 years and have done what they've asked of you without complaint, then you've earned the right to take months off and come back to be in the spotlight at WrestleMania. He won (and lost) the WWE Title in 1991 and didn't win it back again until 1997 (and received just one other title shot in 1994). Yet, he never once complained. He also had to work with horrible workers like Kamala, Giant Gonzalez, Mabel, etc. Still, he never complained (or seeked other employment, for that matter.)
The reason people worship Undertaker as if he was a wrestling God is because of his aforementioned longevity in the WWE and the fact that he actually gives newcomers the time of day when they ask for advice. Plus, he also serves as the referee, of sorts, when there's disputes backstage. He's earned the respect he gets.
If I'm not mistaken, Mark Callaway has NEVER insisted his streak remains intact. In fact, I recall reading on a website (can't remember, it was a long time ago), that the Undertaker would gladly have his streak broken by someone who can use going over on him.
Granted, the Undertaker is no Kurt Angle, but it takes some athleticism to be near 7'0" tall and be able to fly over the top rope the way he does. Aside from the Cruiserweights and a select few non-Cruiserweights (HBK, Morrison), nobody of "normal" size can fly over the top rope like the Undertaker.
I don't think Mark Callaway thinks as highly of himself and you might suggest. In every interview I've seen him in he seems quite humbled. Yes, sometimes he seems like an attitude at times, but I've only seen the attitude when he was the American Bad Ass/Big Evil. And, considering he began in the early 1990's, when kayfabe was alive and well, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was maintaining some form of kayfabe during those interviews. As far as being a control freak, I don't see it. You would think someone who is a control freak would demand they win every match associated with them. In Hell in a Cell Matches, he's even at 5 and 5; he's done better in Casket/Coffin matches at 7 and 3. In Buried Alive Matches, I believe he's only won twice and lost more than 4.
Since pro wrestling has some physicality, injuries come with the territory. Everyone who is considered a legend has gone through many injuries throughout their careers. Mark Callaway is 45 years old. He started his career when he was 19 years old. After 24 years, the wear and tear of wrestling for that long will eventually catch up to you and, naturally, frequent injuries are par for the course (Triple H...) In comparison, Wayne Gretzky is considered a hockey god, but injured his back so bad he had to retire. Sydney Crosby is also considered a hockey god by some but he's out with a potential career-killing concussion (and he's in his 20's). Plus, being Buried Alive gives a kayfabe reason to have Undertaker off TV so he can heal.
Who cares how he gets hot chicks? For the record, Michelle McCool is 31, a 14 year difference. There are tons of guys in their 50's, 60's and even 70's who have even younger hot wives/girlfriends (Donald Trump, Hugh Hefner, Hulk Hogan...) Obviously, McCool wasn't as shallow as you as she didn't care about what Undertaker looks like. Maybe their personalities clicked? That's something that's not beyond the realm of possibility.
Finally, there was a time when Undertaker COULD kick everyone's butt in the real world. Can he still do that? I don't know, but, personally, I'd never want to come face-to-face with him in a dark alley somewhere. Besides, George Foreman became the heavyweight champion of boxing when he was older. In fact, he was the same age as the Undertaker is now! Not too far-fetched for someone like Undertaker to able to kick everyone's ass in a real fight.
The reason people worship Undertaker as if he was a wrestling God is because of his aforementioned longevity in the WWE and the fact that he actually gives newcomers the time of day when they ask for advice. Plus, he also serves as the referee, of sorts, when there's disputes backstage. He's earned the respect he gets.
If I'm not mistaken, Mark Callaway has NEVER insisted his streak remains intact. In fact, I recall reading on a website (can't remember, it was a long time ago), that the Undertaker would gladly have his streak broken by someone who can use going over on him.
Granted, the Undertaker is no Kurt Angle, but it takes some athleticism to be near 7'0" tall and be able to fly over the top rope the way he does. Aside from the Cruiserweights and a select few non-Cruiserweights (HBK, Morrison), nobody of "normal" size can fly over the top rope like the Undertaker.
I don't think Mark Callaway thinks as highly of himself and you might suggest. In every interview I've seen him in he seems quite humbled. Yes, sometimes he seems like an attitude at times, but I've only seen the attitude when he was the American Bad Ass/Big Evil. And, considering he began in the early 1990's, when kayfabe was alive and well, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he was maintaining some form of kayfabe during those interviews. As far as being a control freak, I don't see it. You would think someone who is a control freak would demand they win every match associated with them. In Hell in a Cell Matches, he's even at 5 and 5; he's done better in Casket/Coffin matches at 7 and 3. In Buried Alive Matches, I believe he's only won twice and lost more than 4.
Since pro wrestling has some physicality, injuries come with the territory. Everyone who is considered a legend has gone through many injuries throughout their careers. Mark Callaway is 45 years old. He started his career when he was 19 years old. After 24 years, the wear and tear of wrestling for that long will eventually catch up to you and, naturally, frequent injuries are par for the course (Triple H...) In comparison, Wayne Gretzky is considered a hockey god, but injured his back so bad he had to retire. Sydney Crosby is also considered a hockey god by some but he's out with a potential career-killing concussion (and he's in his 20's). Plus, being Buried Alive gives a kayfabe reason to have Undertaker off TV so he can heal.
Who cares how he gets hot chicks? For the record, Michelle McCool is 31, a 14 year difference. There are tons of guys in their 50's, 60's and even 70's who have even younger hot wives/girlfriends (Donald Trump, Hugh Hefner, Hulk Hogan...) Obviously, McCool wasn't as shallow as you as she didn't care about what Undertaker looks like. Maybe their personalities clicked? That's something that's not beyond the realm of possibility.
Finally, there was a time when Undertaker COULD kick everyone's butt in the real world. Can he still do that? I don't know, but, personally, I'd never want to come face-to-face with him in a dark alley somewhere. Besides, George Foreman became the heavyweight champion of boxing when he was older. In fact, he was the same age as the Undertaker is now! Not too far-fetched for someone like Undertaker to able to kick everyone's ass in a real fight.