I recently thought of a GREAT farewell for The Deadman:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Alberto del Rio comes out and starts blathering on and on about how he's the best and it's his destiny to be the best or whatever he says, when Coleslaw gets an email from the RAW GM.
COLE:
(After going through his little BS routine that makes everyone in the arena wanna beat the s**t out of him) Alberto, you are constantly talking about destiny. You have faced many people in your quest for a title, but there is one person you have not yet faced, and he will be your opponent at Wrestlemania XXVIII.
Cole sits back down and Del Rio looks around as if to say, "Well? Who is it?" The crowd is on pins and needles waiting to see who it is.
THE GONG sounds, said crowd goes bats**t crazy, and Del Rio has an 'oh, F**K, not him!' expression on his face. THE GONG sounds again, the lights go out, and the crowd gets crazier. THE GONG sounds a third time, and the lights come up to reveal 'Taker standing in the ring with Del Rio.
Del Rio (rather stupidly) goes on the attack, but 'Taker chokeslams him and stands over him in victory to end the show. Thus begins their rivalry leading up to a Hell In A Cell match at 'Mania 28.
Wrestlemania XXVIII
The HIAC match is one of the most-anticipated on the card, but Michael Cole has taken Del Rio's side and is constantly talking trash about The Deadman, and tonight is no exception. 'Taker beats Del Rio to a bloody pulp, then walks over to the cell door, which has been chained and padlocked shut. He makes a motion with his hands, and the chains on the cell door blow apart (rigged, of course, but it adds to the whole 'Powers of the Deadman' thing). 'Taker walks out of the ring, goes over to the announce table, and gives Coleslaw a thunderous Tombstone Piledriver through the announce table before toppling the RAW GM's computer stand on top of him like a tombstone (thus ending the anonymous RAW GM schtick, as said individual is revealed on the next RAW, and also putting an end to Cole's announcing career, bringing Jim Ross back to replace him on both RAW and SmackDown).
'Taker then climbs onto the top of the HIAC cage, and stands in victory as '20-0' is flashed on the TitanTron and a huge pyro display goes off as the HIAC cage is slowly raised into the ceiling, with 'Taker still on top, never to be seen in WWE again.
Talk about a Last Ride into the sunset!
Thoughts?
-Matt