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Cunt.
LCW: THE SECOND COMING
Bah Gawd! Welcome to the return of LC F'N W!!! Live from Craven Park, Hull.
**The show opens with the usual pyrotechnics**
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Oh, Jesus, no on was hurt, honest. Even if they were, we're sure what they'd want is for us to go on and make a stack full of cash. Lets welcome our guest commentator. The one, the only, Dave Benson Phillips!!!
Without further ado, its time for the first contest which will see Harthan and 48.7 in an unsanctioned gun match, where the objective is to shoot and kill your opponent. Out come Harthan with a pistol, now 48.7's dead corpse is wheeled out. Dave Benson Phillips asks "where's the gunge?" no one answers. Harthan shoots 48.7 in the face, a bit flies off, he's been dead for a long time now. 48.7 is dead! He was anyway, Harthan couldn't possibly kill him. Harthan shoots himself in the mouth through boredom. Ha, you just lost to a dead bloke, teaches you for banning me from Wikipedia.
Match declared no contest.
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The following match, will be a 1-2-7-7-4 handicap match scheduled for one fall!!!
Here we go folks, a huge match just two matches in, this will be a Steel cage with explosives with piranhas who have chicken pox and the contestants have curry on their faces match! Entering the ring first, we have the team of Sam, Jake and NooooooooooooooooorCal!!! and their opponent from "parts unknown, which is probably down south somewhere" the one, the only, J! P! Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!! Here he is, the man who blew up CM in his first appearance at LCW (how's that for continued storylines?) he's never lost here in LCW! The match kicks off, the piranahas are released! But there's no water, fuck we have loads dead fish in the ring, the perfect environment for Sam to excell, the team of three beat down jpfizzle, he's almost dead, but wait! What's this? He's Hulling up brother! Bah Gawd, immense strength, immense heart from this lion, he kicks Jake in the face! Right into the explosives, Jake's out of it, he's got down to two! Sam has a bucket of fish, he's gonna throw them at the fizz, he ducks! They hit NorCal dead in the face!!! The fizzle throws Sam into the explosives, he's in a state of shock! Only NorCal left, fizzle's out of it, NorCal hit's the thread-closer, it's gotta be over! 1, 2, 2.9999!!! NorCal just got kicked by the debuting Will! Fizzle makes the cover, 1-2-3!!! Bah Gawd, bah gawd, its over!! Will raises JP's hand! JP stabs him in the face!!! "I don't need your fucking help" Will is thrown out the cage which surprisingly wasn't mentioned all theway through this match.
Winner: jpfizzle
Well, that's it for part one folks, lets go for a break before we're straight back in with Becca vs that other bloke.
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And we're back after that short break, the next match will be a steel ring with lions and meat match scheduled for one fall! Out coming first is Christian Battlez. No, me neither. Anyway, now Becca enters the steel ring, no mat just steel and it hurts like an absolute bitch. The match kicks off with a lion going straight for the meat on Christian Battlez face! He's eaten it, bah gawd, he has no face, the lion goes for Becca, but about 10,000 random n00bs save her from the lion, he devours them all, then her, Christian Battlez gets the pin.
Winner: Christian Battlez
The following match, will be a ladder match with acid surrounding the ring for the prize of second best e-fed! Out first is KB, with tears in his eyes, he's ready, next comes Lee, he refuses to acknowledge KB. The match starts, Lee without looking at KB sets up a ladder and begins to climb, KB follows, they're on top of the ladder already! This is lame. KB punches Lee in the face, Lee recognises no other e-fed!! Lee falls off the ladder, before KB can reach the belt his eyes well up, he can't see a thing. Bah Gawd! It's Deadman! Oh fuck, really? Yes, he takes the belt and LCW loses whatever credibility it has left.
Winner: Deadman
The following match, is scheduled for one fall and will be an Orange Rock match! Out first is DS, followed by his opponent Will! The ring is replaced by a pointless orange rock, DS should feel at home. He cracks open a Foster's, Will knocks it out his hand, that's disrespect! The only thing decent Australia produces and Will disrespects it. DS goes crazy, he slams Will down on to the rock and gets out his hat with corks on! Clocks Will over the head, its gotta be over, surely. 1-2-2.99999 Will kicks out with immense strength, this is epic, the rock is crumbling away at their feet, they both fall, they're knocked out! DS lands on top of Will, 1-2-3.
Winner: DS
The following match will be a barbed wire battle royal with all the people I haven't used. Out first is CCS, now the Ayatollah, now Fizzywink, CM, TM, and some others. The bardbed wire should hurt, but CCS's chokeslam is deadly. And he sends the Ayatollah to hell!!! He's out down to three and others. TM goes on a rampage and eliminates "The others", Down to three, Fizzywink's a veteran in this, he throws TM into the wire, he's brutally massacred, he's dead. CM hits the Alt-ban!! Out of nowhere, it's over.
Winner: CM
Next its tdigle vs. Sly. Speciallly requested match that will be fought under pigeon rules. They shit everywhere, the crowd are pissed off as hell. The pigeons are evil! They also have AIDS. Sly throws tdigle to the pigeons, they give him AIDS, how awful, Sly runs to avoid them.
Winner: tdigle by count out
Jonny B walks out and takes the mic, he moans in a bitter way, IC comes out, an impromptu brawl erupts, the two fight all the way around the arena, they bump into justinsayne he says "fuck" and they carry on. Jonny gets the upper hand and BAM! Chair shot by a masked man, it's Shocky! He walks off triumphant, but trips through a wall.
Now it's time for the main event! Luther defends against A.J. This match will be a Hell in a cell on fire with penguins and fish match. Luther's specialty. The match kicks off with a few punches before A.J. takes the upper hand, Luther gets bit by a pissed off penguin. That spurs him on and he whips A.J. into the flames, a penguin gets accidentally cooked. Luther stops to eat it, ROLL-UP, 1-2-3!!!! What just happened? Luther got pinned, but it wasn't by A.J., what happened? A masked man has just won the LCW Championship, and you wasted your time reading this. Thank you and good night.
Bah Gawd! Welcome to the return of LC F'N W!!! Live from Craven Park, Hull.
**The show opens with the usual pyrotechnics**
[youtube]djPPF9JwU7A[/youtube]
Oh, Jesus, no on was hurt, honest. Even if they were, we're sure what they'd want is for us to go on and make a stack full of cash. Lets welcome our guest commentator. The one, the only, Dave Benson Phillips!!!
Without further ado, its time for the first contest which will see Harthan and 48.7 in an unsanctioned gun match, where the objective is to shoot and kill your opponent. Out come Harthan with a pistol, now 48.7's dead corpse is wheeled out. Dave Benson Phillips asks "where's the gunge?" no one answers. Harthan shoots 48.7 in the face, a bit flies off, he's been dead for a long time now. 48.7 is dead! He was anyway, Harthan couldn't possibly kill him. Harthan shoots himself in the mouth through boredom. Ha, you just lost to a dead bloke, teaches you for banning me from Wikipedia.
Match declared no contest.
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The following match, will be a 1-2-7-7-4 handicap match scheduled for one fall!!!
Here we go folks, a huge match just two matches in, this will be a Steel cage with explosives with piranhas who have chicken pox and the contestants have curry on their faces match! Entering the ring first, we have the team of Sam, Jake and NooooooooooooooooorCal!!! and their opponent from "parts unknown, which is probably down south somewhere" the one, the only, J! P! Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!! Here he is, the man who blew up CM in his first appearance at LCW (how's that for continued storylines?) he's never lost here in LCW! The match kicks off, the piranahas are released! But there's no water, fuck we have loads dead fish in the ring, the perfect environment for Sam to excell, the team of three beat down jpfizzle, he's almost dead, but wait! What's this? He's Hulling up brother! Bah Gawd, immense strength, immense heart from this lion, he kicks Jake in the face! Right into the explosives, Jake's out of it, he's got down to two! Sam has a bucket of fish, he's gonna throw them at the fizz, he ducks! They hit NorCal dead in the face!!! The fizzle throws Sam into the explosives, he's in a state of shock! Only NorCal left, fizzle's out of it, NorCal hit's the thread-closer, it's gotta be over! 1, 2, 2.9999!!! NorCal just got kicked by the debuting Will! Fizzle makes the cover, 1-2-3!!! Bah Gawd, bah gawd, its over!! Will raises JP's hand! JP stabs him in the face!!! "I don't need your fucking help" Will is thrown out the cage which surprisingly wasn't mentioned all theway through this match.
Winner: jpfizzle
Well, that's it for part one folks, lets go for a break before we're straight back in with Becca vs that other bloke.
[youtube]ESOGyiZbUrc[/youtube]
And we're back after that short break, the next match will be a steel ring with lions and meat match scheduled for one fall! Out coming first is Christian Battlez. No, me neither. Anyway, now Becca enters the steel ring, no mat just steel and it hurts like an absolute bitch. The match kicks off with a lion going straight for the meat on Christian Battlez face! He's eaten it, bah gawd, he has no face, the lion goes for Becca, but about 10,000 random n00bs save her from the lion, he devours them all, then her, Christian Battlez gets the pin.
Winner: Christian Battlez
The following match, will be a ladder match with acid surrounding the ring for the prize of second best e-fed! Out first is KB, with tears in his eyes, he's ready, next comes Lee, he refuses to acknowledge KB. The match starts, Lee without looking at KB sets up a ladder and begins to climb, KB follows, they're on top of the ladder already! This is lame. KB punches Lee in the face, Lee recognises no other e-fed!! Lee falls off the ladder, before KB can reach the belt his eyes well up, he can't see a thing. Bah Gawd! It's Deadman! Oh fuck, really? Yes, he takes the belt and LCW loses whatever credibility it has left.
Winner: Deadman
The following match, is scheduled for one fall and will be an Orange Rock match! Out first is DS, followed by his opponent Will! The ring is replaced by a pointless orange rock, DS should feel at home. He cracks open a Foster's, Will knocks it out his hand, that's disrespect! The only thing decent Australia produces and Will disrespects it. DS goes crazy, he slams Will down on to the rock and gets out his hat with corks on! Clocks Will over the head, its gotta be over, surely. 1-2-2.99999 Will kicks out with immense strength, this is epic, the rock is crumbling away at their feet, they both fall, they're knocked out! DS lands on top of Will, 1-2-3.
Winner: DS
The following match will be a barbed wire battle royal with all the people I haven't used. Out first is CCS, now the Ayatollah, now Fizzywink, CM, TM, and some others. The bardbed wire should hurt, but CCS's chokeslam is deadly. And he sends the Ayatollah to hell!!! He's out down to three and others. TM goes on a rampage and eliminates "The others", Down to three, Fizzywink's a veteran in this, he throws TM into the wire, he's brutally massacred, he's dead. CM hits the Alt-ban!! Out of nowhere, it's over.
Winner: CM
Next its tdigle vs. Sly. Speciallly requested match that will be fought under pigeon rules. They shit everywhere, the crowd are pissed off as hell. The pigeons are evil! They also have AIDS. Sly throws tdigle to the pigeons, they give him AIDS, how awful, Sly runs to avoid them.
Winner: tdigle by count out
Jonny B walks out and takes the mic, he moans in a bitter way, IC comes out, an impromptu brawl erupts, the two fight all the way around the arena, they bump into justinsayne he says "fuck" and they carry on. Jonny gets the upper hand and BAM! Chair shot by a masked man, it's Shocky! He walks off triumphant, but trips through a wall.
Now it's time for the main event! Luther defends against A.J. This match will be a Hell in a cell on fire with penguins and fish match. Luther's specialty. The match kicks off with a few punches before A.J. takes the upper hand, Luther gets bit by a pissed off penguin. That spurs him on and he whips A.J. into the flames, a penguin gets accidentally cooked. Luther stops to eat it, ROLL-UP, 1-2-3!!!! What just happened? Luther got pinned, but it wasn't by A.J., what happened? A masked man has just won the LCW Championship, and you wasted your time reading this. Thank you and good night.
LCW: THE SECOND COMING
Bah Gawd! Welcome to the return of LC F'N W!!! Live from Craven Park, Hull.
**The show opens with the usual pyrotechnics**
[youtube]djPPF9JwU7A[/youtube]
Oh, Jesus, no on was hurt, honest. Even if they were, we're sure what they'd want is for us to go on and make a stack full of cash. Lets welcome our guest commentator. The one, the only, Dave Benson Phillips!!!
Without further ado, its time for the first contest which will see Harthan and 48.7 in an unsanctioned gun match, where the objective is to shoot and kill your opponent. Out come Harthan with a pistol, now 48.7's dead corpse is wheeled out. Dave Benson Phillips asks "where's the gunge?" no one answers. Harthan shoots 48.7 in the face, a bit flies off, he's been dead for a long time now. 48.7 is dead! He was anyway, Harthan couldn't possibly kill him. Harthan shoots himself in the mouth through boredom. Ha, you just lost to a dead bloke, teaches you for banning me from Wikipedia.
Match declared no contest.
__________________________________
The following match, will be a 1-2-7-7-4 handicap match scheduled for one fall!!!
Here we go folks, a huge match just two matches in, this will be a Steel cage with explosives with piranhas who have chicken pox and the contestants have curry on their faces match! Entering the ring first, we have the team of Sam, Jake and NooooooooooooooooorCal!!! and their opponent from "parts unknown, which is probably down south somewhere" the one, the only, J! P! Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!! Here he is, the man who blew up CM in his first appearance at LCW (how's that for continued storylines?) he's never lost here in LCW! The match kicks off, the piranahas are released! But there's no water, fuck we have loads dead fish in the ring, the perfect environment for Sam to excell, the team of three beat down jpfizzle, he's almost dead, but wait! What's this? He's Hulling up brother! Bah Gawd, immense strength, immense heart from this lion, he kicks Jake in the face! Right into the explosives, Jake's out of it, he's got down to two! Sam has a bucket of fish, he's gonna throw them at the fizz, he ducks! They hit NorCal dead in the face!!! The fizzle throws Sam into the explosives, he's in a state of shock! Only NorCal left, fizzle's out of it, NorCal hit's the thread-closer, it's gotta be over! 1, 2, 2.9999!!! NorCal just got kicked by the debuting Will! Fizzle makes the cover, 1-2-3!!! Bah Gawd, bah gawd, its over!! Will raises JP's hand! JP stabs him in the face!!! "I don't need your fucking help" Will is thrown out the cage which surprisingly wasn't mentioned all theway through this match.
Winner: jpfizzle
Well, that's it for part one folks, lets go for a break before we're straight back in with Becca vs that other bloke.
[youtube]ESOGyiZbUrc[/youtube]
And we're back after that short break, the next match will be a steel ring with lions and meat match scheduled for one fall! Out coming first is Christian Battlez. No, me neither. Anyway, now Becca enters the steel ring, no mat just steel and it hurts like an absolute bitch. The match kicks off with a lion going straight for the meat on Christian Battlez face! He's eaten it, bah gawd, he has no face, the lion goes for Becca, but about 10,000 random n00bs save her from the lion, he devours them all, then her, Christian Battlez gets the pin.
Winner: Christian Battlez
The following match, will be a ladder match with acid surrounding the ring for the prize of second best e-fed! Out first is KB, with tears in his eyes, he's ready, next comes Lee, he refuses to acknowledge KB. The match starts, Lee without looking at KB sets up a ladder and begins to climb, KB follows, they're on top of the ladder already! This is lame. KB punches Lee in the face, Lee recognises no other e-fed!! Lee falls off the ladder, before KB can reach the belt his eyes well up, he can't see a thing. Bah Gawd! It's Deadman! Oh fuck, really? Yes, he takes the belt and LCW loses whatever credibility it has left.
Winner: Deadman
The following match, is scheduled for one fall and will be an Orange Rock match! Out first is DS, followed by his opponent Will! The ring is replaced by a pointless orange rock, DS should feel at home. He cracks open a Foster's, Will knocks it out his hand, that's disrespect! The only thing decent Australia produces and Will disrespects it. DS goes crazy, he slams Will down on to the rock and gets out his hat with corks on! Clocks Will over the head, its gotta be over, surely. 1-2-2.99999 Will kicks out with immense strength, this is epic, the rock is crumbling away at their feet, they both fall, they're knocked out! DS lands on top of Will, 1-2-3.
Winner: DS
The following match will be a barbed wire battle royal with all the people I haven't used. Out first is CCS, now the Ayatollah, now Fizzywink, CM, TM, and some others. The bardbed wire should hurt, but CCS's chokeslam is deadly. And he sends the Ayatollah to hell!!! He's out down to three and others. TM goes on a rampage and eliminates "The others", Down to three, Fizzywink's a veteran in this, he throws TM into the wire, he's brutally massacred, he's dead. CM hits the Alt-ban!! Out of nowhere, it's over.
Winner: CM
Next its tdigle vs. Sly. Speciallly requested match that will be fought under pigeon rules. They shit everywhere, the crowd are pissed off as hell. The pigeons are evil! They also have AIDS. Sly throws tdigle to the pigeons, they give him AIDS, how awful, Sly runs to avoid them.
Winner: tdigle by count out
Jonny B walks out and takes the mic, he moans in a bitter way, IC comes out, an impromptu brawl erupts, the two fight all the way around the arena, they bump into justinsayne he says "fuck" and they carry on. Jonny gets the upper hand and BAM! Chair shot by a masked man, it's Shocky! He walks off triumphant, but trips through a wall.
Now it's time for the main event! Luther defends against A.J. This match will be a Hell in a cell on fire with penguins and fish match. Luther's specialty. The match kicks off with a few punches before A.J. takes the upper hand, Luther gets bit by a pissed off penguin. That spurs him on and he whips A.J. into the flames, a penguin gets accidentally cooked. Luther stops to eat it, ROLL-UP, 1-2-3!!!! What just happened? Luther got pinned, but it wasn't by A.J., what happened? A masked man has just won the LCW Championship, and you wasted your time reading this. Thank you and good night.
I love you!
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
LCW: THE SECOND COMING
Bah Gawd! Welcome to the return of LC F'N W!!! Live from Craven Park, Hull.
**The show opens with the usual pyrotechnics**
[youtube]djPPF9JwU7A[/youtube]
Oh, Jesus, no on was hurt, honest. Even if they were, we're sure what they'd want is for us to go on and make a stack full of cash. Lets welcome our guest commentator. The one, the only, Dave Benson Phillips!!!
Without further ado, its time for the first contest which will see Harthan and 48.7 in an unsanctioned gun match, where the objective is to shoot and kill your opponent. Out come Harthan with a pistol, now 48.7's dead corpse is wheeled out. Dave Benson Phillips asks "where's the gunge?" no one answers. Harthan shoots 48.7 in the face, a bit flies off, he's been dead for a long time now. 48.7 is dead! He was anyway, Harthan couldn't possibly kill him. Harthan shoots himself in the mouth through boredom. Ha, you just lost to a dead bloke, teaches you for banning me from Wikipedia.
Match declared no contest.
__________________________________
The following match, will be a 1-2-7-7-4 handicap match scheduled for one fall!!!
Here we go folks, a huge match just two matches in, this will be a Steel cage with explosives with piranhas who have chicken pox and the contestants have curry on their faces match! Entering the ring first, we have the team of Sam, Jake and NooooooooooooooooorCal!!! and their opponent from "parts unknown, which is probably down south somewhere" the one, the only, J! P! Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle!!! Here he is, the man who blew up CM in his first appearance at LCW (how's that for continued storylines?) he's never lost here in LCW! The match kicks off, the piranahas are released! But there's no water, fuck we have loads dead fish in the ring, the perfect environment for Sam to excell, the team of three beat down jpfizzle, he's almost dead, but wait! What's this? He's Hulling up brother! Bah Gawd, immense strength, immense heart from this lion, he kicks Jake in the face! Right into the explosives, Jake's out of it, he's got down to two! Sam has a bucket of fish, he's gonna throw them at the fizz, he ducks! They hit NorCal dead in the face!!! The fizzle throws Sam into the explosives, he's in a state of shock! Only NorCal left, fizzle's out of it, NorCal hit's the thread-closer, it's gotta be over! 1, 2, 2.9999!!! NorCal just got kicked by the debuting Will! Fizzle makes the cover, 1-2-3!!! Bah Gawd, bah gawd, its over!! Will raises JP's hand! JP stabs him in the face!!! "I don't need your fucking help" Will is thrown out the cage which surprisingly wasn't mentioned all theway through this match.
Winner: jpfizzle
Well, that's it for part one folks, lets go for a break before we're straight back in with Becca vs that other bloke.
[youtube]ESOGyiZbUrc[/youtube]
And we're back after that short break, the next match will be a steel ring with lions and meat match scheduled for one fall! Out coming first is Christian Battlez. No, me neither. Anyway, now Becca enters the steel ring, no mat just steel and it hurts like an absolute bitch. The match kicks off with a lion going straight for the meat on Christian Battlez face! He's eaten it, bah gawd, he has no face, the lion goes for Becca, but about 10,000 random n00bs save her from the lion, he devours them all, then her, Christian Battlez gets the pin.
Winner: Christian Battlez
The following match, will be a ladder match with acid surrounding the ring for the prize of second best e-fed! Out first is KB, with tears in his eyes, he's ready, next comes Lee, he refuses to acknowledge KB. The match starts, Lee without looking at KB sets up a ladder and begins to climb, KB follows, they're on top of the ladder already! This is lame. KB punches Lee in the face, Lee recognises no other e-fed!! Lee falls off the ladder, before KB can reach the belt his eyes well up, he can't see a thing. Bah Gawd! It's Deadman! Oh fuck, really? Yes, he takes the belt and LCW loses whatever credibility it has left.
Winner: Deadman
The following match, is scheduled for one fall and will be an Orange Rock match! Out first is DS, followed by his opponent Will! The ring is replaced by a pointless orange rock, DS should feel at home. He cracks open a Foster's, Will knocks it out his hand, that's disrespect! The only thing decent Australia produces and Will disrespects it. DS goes crazy, he slams Will down on to the rock and gets out his hat with corks on! Clocks Will over the head, its gotta be over, surely. 1-2-2.99999 Will kicks out with immense strength, this is epic, the rock is crumbling away at their feet, they both fall, they're knocked out! DS lands on top of Will, 1-2-3.
Winner: DS
The following match will be a barbed wire battle royal with all the people I haven't used. Out first is CCS, now the Ayatollah, now Fizzywink, CM, TM, and some others. The bardbed wire should hurt, but CCS's chokeslam is deadly. And he sends the Ayatollah to hell!!! He's out down to three and others. TM goes on a rampage and eliminates "The others", Down to three, Fizzywink's a veteran in this, he throws TM into the wire, he's brutally massacred, he's dead. CM hits the Alt-ban!! Out of nowhere, it's over.
Winner: CM
Next its tdigle vs. Sly. Speciallly requested match that will be fought under pigeon rules. They shit everywhere, the crowd are pissed off as hell. The pigeons are evil! They also have AIDS. Sly throws tdigle to the pigeons, they give him AIDS, how awful, Sly runs to avoid them.
Winner: tdigle by count out
Jonny B walks out and takes the mic, he moans in a bitter way, IC comes out, an impromptu brawl erupts, the two fight all the way around the arena, they bump into justinsayne he says "fuck" and they carry on. Jonny gets the upper hand and BAM! Chair shot by a masked man, it's Shocky! He walks off triumphant, but trips through a wall.
Now it's time for the main event! Luther defends against A.J. This match will be a Hell in a cell on fire with penguins and fish match. Luther's specialty. The match kicks off with a few punches before A.J. takes the upper hand, Luther gets bit by a pissed off penguin. That spurs him on and he whips A.J. into the flames, a penguin gets accidentally cooked. Luther stops to eat it, ROLL-UP, 1-2-3!!!! What just happened? Luther got pinned, but it wasn't by A.J., what happened? A masked man has just won the LCW Championship, and you wasted your time reading this. Thank you and good night.
CHRISTIAN BATTLEZ FTW!!!
I should have won my match. I never died. Harthan died.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Luther to confront new champion on next week's LCWTV
Former LCW Champion Luther has confirmed that he will be seeking revenge this Monday on LCWTV after losing the championship to a masked man at LCW's return last Monday. "It's a disgrace" Luther said, "I stopped to eat a penguin, and boom, I'm pinned. He wasn't even the match! Who the fuck is booking this shit? I'll be Damned if I don't find out who this coward is on Monday. I want my title back!"
Former LCW Champion Luther has confirmed that he will be seeking revenge this Monday on LCWTV after losing the championship to a masked man at LCW's return last Monday. "It's a disgrace" Luther said, "I stopped to eat a penguin, and boom, I'm pinned. He wasn't even the match! Who the fuck is booking this shit? I'll be Damned if I don't find out who this coward is on Monday. I want my title back!"
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
I'm the masked champion and noone knows it...
BTW I beat Becca so I'm 2-0. I'm undefeated.
BTW I beat Becca so I'm 2-0. I'm undefeated.
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
your 0-0 because I'm the masked man.
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
how could you you look like priest holmes
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
I'm wearing a Kurt Angle mask...
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
touche
But really can I tell you a secret about the masked man?
I know who it really is.
