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Dear LCW fans, last week we reported the unfortunate death of LCW Superstar Sam, however, the facts have now become apparent and other than these comments there will be no further mention of Mr. Sam's name tonight. Thank you.
Welcome to another spectacular edition of Luther Championship Wrestling! Bah Gawd, we have some exciting action in store for tonight. Jonny B will address the two admins and Luther goes to court. Yes, court.
Without further ado, please welcome tonight's special guest, Andrew Sachs!
"It's good to be here, honestly, this has nothing to do with any phone calls, they didn't help my career one bit, honest."
With that being said, it looks like IC25 and Shocky are coming out, they have something to say.
"Quite frankly, fuck Jonny B and his old school-ness, no one cares, Jonny's in the past, we're the two top dogs now"
Which one of them spoke is unknown, Jonny B's music hits, he runs to the ring, he's taking no shit, he throws punches but is hit on the head with IC's phone, "never had one of these did you?" another former admin runs to the ring! The crowd shrieks in excitement! It's Brian! The former owner, he gets to the ring but gets bored at the apron and leaves again. Is Jonny B destined to be outnumbered?
It's time for our first match, this match will place Fizzywink against Sam, because they both read the show and it'd be mean not to. This match will be a ladder match surrounded with acid. God I need to rethink these match types, the match gets underway with the traditional punches that start every LCW match, Fizzywink gets the advantage and climbs the ladder, Sam pushes him off, this never happens, Fizzywink, gets injured, not dead? Fuck. Anyway, Sam wins.
Winner: Sam
It's time for a commercial break folks, we'd be better be quick, these videos might get banned as well soon:
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Welcome back folks, we're here live in Scunthorpe with LCWTV, later tonight we'll have footage from the High Court as Luther sues the Masked Man!!!
But now its jpfizzle taking on Lee! Lee comes from another e-fed that doesn't exist here at LCW, let's get the match started, this will be your standard cage match with lions whilst contestants have meat on their face match. The match starts off with both superstars being mauled by lions, before Lee gets the upper hand, he slam's fizzle's head into the side of the cage, he's knocked the fuck out, Lee goes for his finisher, the infracter! It gets reversed! Fizzle hits a DDT, 1-2-3!!!
Winner: jpfizzle
Deadman is walking backstage. C.M. punches him in the face.
We're here at the court room! Several LCW superstars are in attendance, so if they haven't been mentioned its because they're here. Luther says "Yo, judge, how in the fuck am I supposed to enact my rematch clause when I have no idea who the champion is?" The judge replies "I can't be bothered to read the case file, the champion must reveal himself by this time next Monday or the LCW Championship will become property of the Crown"
LCWTV
Welcome to another spectacular edition of Luther Championship Wrestling! Bah Gawd, we have some exciting action in store for tonight. Jonny B will address the two admins and Luther goes to court. Yes, court.
Without further ado, please welcome tonight's special guest, Andrew Sachs!
"It's good to be here, honestly, this has nothing to do with any phone calls, they didn't help my career one bit, honest."
With that being said, it looks like IC25 and Shocky are coming out, they have something to say.
"Quite frankly, fuck Jonny B and his old school-ness, no one cares, Jonny's in the past, we're the two top dogs now"
Which one of them spoke is unknown, Jonny B's music hits, he runs to the ring, he's taking no shit, he throws punches but is hit on the head with IC's phone, "never had one of these did you?" another former admin runs to the ring! The crowd shrieks in excitement! It's Brian! The former owner, he gets to the ring but gets bored at the apron and leaves again. Is Jonny B destined to be outnumbered?
It's time for our first match, this match will place Fizzywink against Sam, because they both read the show and it'd be mean not to. This match will be a ladder match surrounded with acid. God I need to rethink these match types, the match gets underway with the traditional punches that start every LCW match, Fizzywink gets the advantage and climbs the ladder, Sam pushes him off, this never happens, Fizzywink, gets injured, not dead? Fuck. Anyway, Sam wins.
Winner: Sam
It's time for a commercial break folks, we'd be better be quick, these videos might get banned as well soon:
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Welcome back folks, we're here live in Scunthorpe with LCWTV, later tonight we'll have footage from the High Court as Luther sues the Masked Man!!!
But now its jpfizzle taking on Lee! Lee comes from another e-fed that doesn't exist here at LCW, let's get the match started, this will be your standard cage match with lions whilst contestants have meat on their face match. The match starts off with both superstars being mauled by lions, before Lee gets the upper hand, he slam's fizzle's head into the side of the cage, he's knocked the fuck out, Lee goes for his finisher, the infracter! It gets reversed! Fizzle hits a DDT, 1-2-3!!!
Winner: jpfizzle
Deadman is walking backstage. C.M. punches him in the face.
We're here at the court room! Several LCW superstars are in attendance, so if they haven't been mentioned its because they're here. Luther says "Yo, judge, how in the fuck am I supposed to enact my rematch clause when I have no idea who the champion is?" The judge replies "I can't be bothered to read the case file, the champion must reveal himself by this time next Monday or the LCW Championship will become property of the Crown"
I can't wait for the next addition. 
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
LCWTV
***An LCW video package airs, the footage of Sam delivering his signature move has been edited out***
Bah Gawd! Bah Gawd! Welcome to possibly the biggest LCW show of all time! Tonight the masked champion will be revealed! Who stole the LCW Championship? We find out tonight! Live! Tonight! Live! Tonight! Live!
Without further ado please welcome our special guest for tonight's show! Ja.. oh, wait. Anyway, lets get on with tonight's show!
The following match is scheduled for one fall and will be a Tomatoes, Lettuce and Cucumber match! Entering the ring first, please welcome KB!!! KB grabs a mic, "I'd just like to say, I concede, LCW wins, I'm giving up, OCW failed" The crowd looks around in confusion, what is OCW? His opponent, The Ayatollah, walks out, he's a late replacement for 48.7, the two begin fighting as KB clocks Aya with a lettuce, Aya responds with a couple of tomatoes and a cucumber, KB is thriving in this environment, he clocks Aya with a huge cucumber and gets the pin!
Winner: KB
Backstage we see jpfizzle talking to a group of penguins, what could be going on there?
The next match will be an Orange Rock match between TM and Rusty, these guys seem to have cleared their issues up, but will they explode in the heat of the Orange Rock match? The heat is fully turned up here, half the crowd has died from heat exhaustion, the two try and fight but the heat is too much, they're both wavering, TM manages to push Rusty off the rock! Rusty grabs a cooler and drinks a Foster's, he then hits TM with a hat with corks on, it's all over!
Whiner, er, my bad, winner: Rusty
It's time to take a short break folks, we'll be back after these messages from our sponsors.
Bah, turns out due to off-screen incidents the advertisers won't touch us! Let's get on with the show.
The next match will be a standard hell on a cell on fire with lions match scheuled for one-fall!!! This will be an intense match folks, out first is NorCal, he gets a nice pop, he was friends with Sam. Next out is justinsayne, man this guy looks pissed, the two square-off in the middle of the ring as the cage is set on fire, making it a logistical nightmare to get the cameras in there. We're going to have to just sit here and watch this burning building folks.
Suddenly justin comes flying out, NorCal damn near killed him! It's gotta be over, he goes for the pin! 1-2-2.9999 what the fuck is this?? Justin kicked out!!! He hulks up, hits a few suplexes and pins NorCal. 1-2-3.
Winner: justinsayne
Jonny B walks out, he says hes contacted all of the former admins and none have worked out, he's got one person left on his list, if this doesn't work he'll admit defeat. Who could it be? Its none other than Big Ace the First!!! He was admin right? Jonny holds open the ropes for Ace to enter, Ace throws a bitch fit because they weren't opened properly and leaves. Who can save Jonny?
The main event is a battle royal for number one contendership to the LCW Championship. Everybody who hasn't been mentioned in the show so far is in this battle royal. CM wins it.
The masked man is walking out into the middle of the ring! This is it folks, we're going to find out who stole the LCW Championship, the masked man cuts a promo "I tell you something brother, I don't care what the courts say, I'll unmask when the time is right" jpfizzle's music hits, he walks out with his penguins, they surround the ring. Luther appears on the LutherTron, "Masked man, we have you surrounded, give us your identity" The masked man replies "No, brother", with this jpfizzle and the penguins climb on to the ring apron, the masked man looks under threat. "Reveal yourself RIGHT NOW!" shouts Luther from the LutherTron, the masked man lifts his mask...
Bah Gawd! Its Luther! "That's right, you all bought it! Every single damn one of you! I pinned myself in the title match, I'm the masked man, you are now entering the Lutheran Ministry era!"
Christian Battlez
Getting Noticed By Management
how was luther on the luthertron if luther was the masked man?
IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bearded One
Love is not admissable evidence.
Wow, I just started reading these. I'm glad I started, they had me laughing out loud several times. Good stuff.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Special edition on Friday followed by the 1st Edition of LutherMania on Sunday night.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
What happened to this?
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Shit I really dropped the ball with this one didn't I?
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I'll try and do it over the weekend, I've been too busy doing nothing over the past week.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I had a long weekend...
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
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