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Does CKD have some competition?
This statement makes me laugh.
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LC F'N W
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Bah Gawd folks! It's one week until Christmas and here we are with Luther Championship Wrestling's Christmas Special. LIVE!
Let's welcome our special guest commentator for this edition of LCW, none other than Santa Claus himself!
Wait... you're not San... oh God.
OK, whilst the police sort out the situation we have going on in here, maybe it's time to kick off the first match of the evening, and bah gawd folks, this match is huge.
MATCH 1: DAVE VS. 48.7
The following contest scheduled for one fall, will be a carrot stuck to the face whilst reindeer with rabies surround the ring match! Introducing first, from the mountains of Scotland, Dave! And his opponent, 48.7!
This is Dave's LCW debut folks, and remember, 48.7 is dead. It'll be interesting to see how these factor into the match. The match starts with a few punches, which incidentally is how most of these matches will start tonight, 5 months out, yet the action is stale already. Back onto the match, Dave gets the upper hand, not surprising, he's fighting a corpse, but what is surprising is the fact that... BAH GAWD, that reindeer just damn near bit Dave's face off, these men are trained to be bitten, but how do you learn to get bitten by a rabies infected reindeer? Dave dies.
Wait, what the hell is this? It's Lee and Phoenix, both wearing WZCW catsuits, bah gawd! They're putting Dave's dead body across 48.7's! This match is over folks, bah gawd, that wasn't pretty, and the match was pretty much tainted by the interference. What will LCW management have to say about this? We'll find out... right now! LCW GM Roy Walker comes out and says the following spiel:
Roy Walker said:
MATCH 2: E-FED BATTLE ROYAL
Once Roy Walker left, KB and some other no name posters came out wearing OCW togas, followed by JKO and some stuff from his e-fed thing.
DONG.
The lights go out, when they come back, bah gawd! It's deadman and that other guy who left the forums then wanted to come back again! Oh my. They come out wearing DCW tuxedos. The match starts.
The sharks are released, but bah gawd, there's no water! The sharks all dehydrate and die! How will this affect this match? The action starts with punches, then it really gets going, a kick is used. Everyone from that JKO thing is thrown out, they're out of it. Deadman tries to eliminate KB, but he slips through the middle ropes, and gets a dead shark to bring into the ring. Whilst he's doing that, everyone else who I didn't name is eliminated. KB goes to hit Deadman with the shark but he dodges it! KB is thrown over the top rope! Or is he? No he's still got one foot off the ground! Deadman can't see it, he walks over the top rope in celebration, but he lost! KB gets back into the ring and celebrates!
A huge explosion comes from the stage! A figure emerges, bah gawd, it's only Mighty freakin' NorCal! He walks down to the ring, but deadman attacks him, only to be thrown through the ground by NorCal. NorCal walks unrelentlessly towards the ring. KB's pleased to see his buddy, NorCal doesn't appear to share that feeling. He stares down KB as we head to the break.
After the break folks, we'll have a special LCW message from Gordon Brown!
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Wait, what do you mean that wasn't for us? Aw God damn it, who was it for then? You mean he's not associating with us? Anyway, better get on with the rest of the show, I believe we're hearing from LCW Champion, Luther.
Luther walks down to the ring, with LCW Championship across his shoulder, the crowd is going wild. He tries to talk but the crowd are just too loud, he gives up and goes backstage. He'll be in our main event tonight.
MATCH 3: Y 2 JAKEvs. JONNY B
These men hae been tag team partners in the past, but tonight, they're opponents bah gawd. This match will be a TLC:Trees, Lights and Candles match, in keeping with the Christmas spirit of the show so far.
The match starts with punches, then Jonny goes outside and gets a tree, and bah gawd, it has decorations on it. Baubles and everything, Jake takes a tree to the face, he's now covered in pine needles, the match continues, and Jake makes some sort of lasso with Christmas Lights, he strangles Jonny, but Jonny burns the lights off with a Candle, and the sets Jake on FIAAAAH!!!! Jake falls back into a tree, which also sets on fire. These men are trained to fall, but how the hell do you learn to get set on fire with a candle and then cause a mini forest fire? It's carnage in here folks, the fire is raging! Jake hits Jonny with an artificial tree, he may be out cold, wait, no he isn't. Het gets the upper hand by tripping Jake with the lights, he's conveniently fell on the middle rope! Jonny bounces off the ropes but OUCH. Bah gawd, he just got knocked the fuck out. By Sam! He lays Jake across Jonny, wait, what? 1-2-3. It's over folks, Sam stands smirking over Jonny.
Backstage we see Derf, he dies.
MATCH 4: IC25 vs. SLY
The following match is scheduled for one fall, and will be for the title of second best admin! Entering the ring first, from the USA, err, IrishCanadian? Is that right? It is? OK then... Now entering the ring, SlyFox.
This is a fairly standard match folks, it's a bird seed and pigeons match. The match starts with punches, then a bird swoops down and starts pecking at Sly's hands. Bah gawd! Without those hands he can't use the admin CP! IC25 drives the discussion right into Sly's sorry ass! 1-2-2.9! Bah gawd, the referee has decided to count in a peculiar way! What does this mean? Oh, it just means it was a close count, as you were. The match continues, as Sly attempts to hit IC25 over the head with his moderator's manual, he gets attacked by yet another pigeon, until Lord Sidious shoots it. This is a two on one damn it! The D-MAN runs in to make the save, Sly don't look too happy. D-Man and Sidious lock up, IC25 gets a pigeon to the face from Sly. He's out. Goes for the cover! 1-2-2.99 even closer! Why is D-Man asleep? Oh no! Sidious is giving him Moderator Comments! IC25 accidentally listens! 1-2-3 it's over. Sly wins! IC25 will feel like he unfairly lost and that this is not a reflection, nor is it Luther's reflection, of his performance of him as an admin, and that this is surely just a fictional form of entertainment! Bah gawd!
MATCH 5: NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS BATTLE ROYAL:
This match is for number one contendership of Luther's LCW Championship, everyone not yet mentioned is in this, but they all get eliminated. AJ wins.
Bah Gawd! It's a rematch of an earlier LCW show, where a masked man stole the championship, but that masked man, turned out to be Luther. What will happen this time?
MATCH 6: LUTHER VS. AJ - LCW CHAMPIONSHIP
The match kicks off with punches, this is a standard affair folks, so no badgers are allowed. Anything else goes though. Luther gets the upper hand, as he throws AJ through a table, that's gotta hurt, it was a metal table. The two continue fighting, AJ swings at Luther with a koala bear, but it's dodged, and Luther returns with a mallet, straight to the bonce. A golf club is used. CM runs out to help AJ, but before he gets there, jpfizzle is there to attack him. CM got knocked into obscurity with that one. Luther and AJ have somehow found themselves up in the rafters, AJ tries to attack Luther, but he's just too fuckin' dumb to do it. Luther throws him off the top of the arena, and jpfizzle kicks him in the fucking face on the way down. 1-2-3! It's over, Luther retains his position at the top whilst doing relatively little. He goes to collect the title belt, but wait. WHERE THE FUCK HAS IT GONE?
Luther and jpfizzle look confused, the title belt has gone, in the background we see what appears to be NorCal's shadow, but with a belt in his hand! Oh wait, lights are up, that's a production guy. Where's the belt? Find out soon on LC F'N W.
Kanye South
YEP YEP YEP WHAT IT DO
You stole my idea, I was going to do a Christmas Show!
Good show though.
Good show though.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Too tame.