LCWTV
Bah Gawd! Welcome to another edition of LCWTV! Who in the hell is the masked man? We may find out TONIGHT!
Please welcome special guest commentator, Mike Wedderburn!
Now it's on to the first match! 48.7's corpse will take on Deadman in the first round of the TV Championship tournament! This match will be a cage match with squirrels and nuts on the face match! Deadman walks out to the ring, 48.7 is wheeled out, we begin. Deadman is pounding the shit out of 48.7, until the squirrels come in! Deadman just had his nuts bitten off! Oh my fucking God! He has no nuts, he cries in pain, 48.7 somehow falls on top. 1-2-3.
Winner: 48.7
Backstage we see Luther, jpfizzle walks up to him "Yo, rumour has it you're invoking your rematch clause tonight" Luther says he can't, he was pinned, AJ wasn't he gets the first rematch. But rest assured Luther will find out the identity of the masked man TONIGHT.
The following match, will be a hell in a cell on fire match scheduled for one fall! Entering the ring, SIXBURGH! and his opponent NorCal! The two start out in the middle of the ring, they trade punches, NorCal drags SIXBURGH towards the edge, he's totally flaming him! Again. The fight spills outside, NorCal gets kicked in the face by the returning justinsayne, SIXBURGH gets the pin, its over. For now.
Winner: SIXBURGH.
Its time for a commercial break folks, we'll be back.
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We return to see IC and Shocky in the ring, they have some strong words fo Jonny, claiming they're the greatest admins ever. Jonny says he can't fight them two on one, so he's drafted in another former admin to help him, the crowd screams in anticipation, they know who's coming, and here he is! DYSTURBED!!! He's brought out in his wheelchair by Tomko, he delivers a threatening promo but dies of cancer halfway through. Jonny says he'll have to rethink his tactics.
Next up it's a rematch, tdigle vs. Sly, tdigle makes his entrance, Sly no-shows!!! His lawyer comes out, "Excuse me, excuse me, my client refuses to fight in a match where he may catch an STI" Who is he? The Undertaker?
Now its time for the Main Event!!!
AJ comes out and cuts a promo "I did not get pin, I need title shot
" With that the masked man comes out, stabs A.J. and pins him.
Winner: Masked man.
The masked man is celebrating when an army of penguins come out, Luther appears on the LutherTron. "Masked man, I have an army of penguins willing to kick your ass if you don't reveal yourself" The penguins advance into the ring, the masked man looks trapped, but he escapes! He's being lifted up to the rafters! The penguins can't fly! Should've gone with the pigeons. Luther shouts at him, this will be resolved, face to face, next week on LCWTV.