LCW - Luther Championship Wrestling
- Thread starter Luther_Hull
- Start date
Thanks again for that. You ever need help from someone without a face, you know where to turn.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
LCWTV comes back Wednesday, live from Craven Cottage.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
LCWTV
Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to another amazing edition of LCWtv, live from Craven Cottage! After the events of last week, how will jpfizzle react to being shot in the face? How will C.M. react to shooting him? How will Harthan react to having his gimmick stole? And just how the hell will the LCW Universe react to the death of DIAR? With indifference no doubt. Now lets welcome guest commentator, Frank Bruno!
*Muffled laugh*
Match one: Fizzywink vs. Colamania
The expression on Colamania's face is non-existent, figures, he has NO FACE. Fizzywink punches where Colamania's face would've been, Colamania can't feel it, busts a piledriver! Bah Gawd, that nearly killed Fizzywink, or did it kill him? He's not moving! 1, 2, 2.9!!!! SDvR reference there, anyways, Fizzywink has put on the ankle lock! After nearly dying? Oh well, he twists the ankle, whoops, too far, Colamania's right foot has come off, Fizzywink's just stood there with a foot in his hand, roll up! Colamania wins it! Bah Gawd.
Winner: Colamania
Colamania celebrates, but his celebrations are cut short by a strange video appearing on the Luthertron:
[youtube]ZtZlRrzJOlM[/youtube]
Bah Gawd, what the hell does this mean Frank? *muffled laugh*
Backstage we see C.M. and his trusty gun, up walks Harthan, "Yo man, whats up with the gun?" C.M. replies, "Fuck you". Infraction. Tonight we'll see a gun on a pole match. Next!
Match 2:
C.M. vs. Harthan, gun on a pole match.
The gun is on the pole, this a weapon that's cost the lives of so many people, so many bodies, this is a match that ends lives. And it will, first person to shoot their opponent wins.
The two men battle out with a series of punches. Every match starts like this, why has no one called me out on it yet? Back to the action, Harthan is on the turnbuckle, he'll reach that damn gun! C.M. jumps up to the turnbuckle, superplex! Bah Gawd, hes got the gun hes shot him! Clean win! Clean win! 48.7 comes out, "I was dead before, and I'll not sit by and watch another guy die, restart the match" Harthan shoots C.M! Now he's dead! Did C.M. get screwed? Hes supposed to be the heel, fuck, this company's going under.
Winner: Harthan.
A hand comes through the ring, it's the Fizzles! Bah Gawd, he's back, he gets the gun, shoots C.M. also, bad night for C.M.
NorCal walks out and talks about his electric sharks with two mouths match against Jake at the upcoming PPV, the Luth Rumble. He says he'll win it easily, and has brought a shark out with him that will be in the match! OH MY GOD!! That shark has no ass! Just two freakin' mouths! NorCal says its a lot like Jake, as the shark takes a shit out of its mouth. "That's right, both this shark and Jake have fins!" Jake won't be happy about that, we'll see how he reacts when Luther can be arsed to write another show.
Main Event: Luther vs. Sly, LCW Championship, Fight on the back of a moving truck.
The truck sets off, both competitors struggle to stay on, the paying crowd are pissed, they're not even in the stadium, it was a hole to be fair. The two share punches, Luther's has more of a refreshing zest, Sly's is a bit too tangy they agree. Now the match starts, Luther kicks Sly in the face, but Sly jumps on the top of the cockpit, Leg Drop on the back of Luther's neck! Bah Gawd, Five Knuckle Shuffle! He hits it! He picks him up, is he going for the FU? Luther tries to escape! He can't! FU!!! Through the bed of the truck! He's about to get hit by the truck's wheel! The truck stops! The driver gets out, it's jpfizzle! He moves Luther out the way, reverses over Sly, Luther pins, 1...2...3!!! It's over!
Winner and still LCW Champion: Luther
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Haha, where did that idea come from?
You getting banned from Wikipedia, mostly.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Are you an admin? Unblock me love...
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Are you an admin? Unblock me love...
I am an admin, but if I unblocked you, I'd lose my job.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I think you should do it anyway. I keep trying to be sensible but I always end up "personally attacking" stuffy admins/journalists.
Yeah, I've seen what they've done, and they're pretty uptight about it. All you did was make one bad move, which was a test, and there was no personal attacking. I don't think they'll budge on it, though. Damn admins. I think I'm the only sensible one left.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Get in and fight my corner. Or I'm jobbing you out.
But I'd like to stay an admin there...it's the only internet power I have.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
The new LCW Television Championship would give you power.
Not as much power as being a Wikipedia admin.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
What's the point in having power if you're too afraid to use it?
I totally just got blocked from editing my talk page. Sort 'em out Harthan.
I totally just got blocked from editing my talk page. Sort 'em out Harthan.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
What's the point in having power if you're too afraid to use it?
I totally just got blocked from editing my talk page. Sort 'em out Harthan.
I totally just got blocked from editing my talk page. Sort 'em out Harthan.
It's not that I'm afraid to use it. It's just that using it in this instance would result in me losing it.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
They're an unreasonable bunch aren't they?
Are you not even allowed to say "I don't think making a joke warrants a ban?"
Are you not even allowed to say "I don't think making a joke warrants a ban?"
There's no reason to have banned you indefinitely. We could potentially reason them down to a week long ban. I don't think you deserve banning at all, but if we worked it down to a week you could at least come back.