LCW - Luther Championship Wrestling

[Y 2 Jake]

You don't have permission to use my name, likeness or personality traits.

 

[Luther_Hull]

I already have. Therefore I dispute this claim.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I already have. Therefore I dispute this claim.

I'll sue you.

 

[Marquis]

me and Jake have to be a tag team Luther. with Sam being our vivacious valet

Or a faction and we can throw me in there, Jakes lovable protege.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I damand a Flmaing Buried Casket match against Marquis at the next PPV.

 

[Marquis]

I damand a Flmaing Buried Casket match against Marquis at the next PPV.

Don't be angry clown because of Me>You.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Luck that's all you have. With no rules i will set you on fire and tthenbury you alive inside a casket.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I'm alive!

 

[Marquis]

Luck that's all you have. With no rules i will set you on fire and tthenbury you alive inside a casket.

O you silly clown, i will enjoy seeing your skin burn off your flesh.

 

[CCS]

The following match will be a stairway to heaven match! CCS comes down from the rafters, halo intact, he's here to win! Where's his opponent? The firey gates of hell open! Here comes xfear through hellfire and brimstone! This match is emotionally charged folks! Think Backlash 2006 but without the balding guy. The two kick things off, CCS grabs xfear by the throat! Will he send him to hell? Xfear apologises and gets a reprieve, for now at least. CCS turns around, thinking his message has been sent to xfear, but xfear hits him the back with a steel chair and climbs the ladder! Bah Gawd, xfear's won the damn thing!

Winner: xfearbefore

At least i didnt die.

 

[Fizzy]

LOL amazing. A no contest where I kill everything is awesome. I demand a rematch against Hathan for the #1 contenders spot.

 

[Harthan]

A no contest, Luther? I should have had that match in the bag, considering the experience with knife matches.

I'm better than this Fizzywink character. Does LCW have a secondary title yet? If so, I want a match for it. If not, I have ideas.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Meh, only serious e-feds have secondary titles. The main title is only there to inflate my ego.

 

[Fizzy]

Ok Harthan i killed everything so its obvious im better and I would have won if you didn't have a dead penguin on you so its obvious im better. I demand a title shot Mr. Hull

 

[Marquis]

Ha! Are we forgetting me who embarrassed the pathetic clown? I deserve the title shot since i actually won a match.

 

[Lee]

Lcw> OCW

 

[Fizzy]

Beating a clown is not a great feat. I killed EVERYTHING. Killing everything>beating a clown.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Anyone who requests a title shot will more than likely be killed off.

That is all.

 

[Fizzy]

I don't want a title shot I wanna kill Harthan.

That is all.

 

[Harthan]

Meh, only serious e-feds have secondary titles. The main title is only there to inflate my ego.

Oh, you haven't heard this idea. Get ready:

The God Championship - Holder is allowed to determine the supreme and undeniable moral code of the universe. First champion match - CCS vs Harthan in a boiling lava pit match.

Yes?

Anyone who requests a title shot will more than likely be killed off.

That is all.

Judging by the success of corpses in this federation, is that a bad thing?

I don't want a title shot I wanna kill Harthan.

That is all.

Look, just because my rep bar is bigger than your rep bar is no reason to be angry with me.

Please note that "rep bar" is a euphemism.

 

[Tim]

The following match, is an Outback match! This match will be wrestled in Australian conditions! i.e. a big pointless orange rock in the middle of fucking nowhere. Please welcome first Tim! Now welcome DS! You were expecting fancy entrances, not for Aussies, LCW has standards. Let's get this under way, God knows how you even start a match on an orange rock. DS goes for a few punches, he's boxing him like a damn kangaroo! A kangaroo I tell you! But Tim retaliates by throwing a Boomerang! Tim's got this one in the bag! But what the hell? Out of nowhere DS clocks Tim with a hat with corks on it! Bah Gawd, this one's over! 1-2-3.

Winner: Downward Spiral.

Those corks hurt like a bitch.

I demand a rematch.

 

[Colamania]

I'd like to debut on the next LCW show if possible? Thanks, your mighty Luthness.

 

[Luther_Hull]

Seen as though WWE have recently held their Tribute to the Troops show, it seems only fitting that the next LCW will be called Tribute to the Luther.

 

[Luther_Hull]

I've found my new assistant booker:

I hav many diffrent ideas
altho many are quite extreme so only 4 tna

1.Pyramid of death:4 wrestlers of diffrent styles(power,x div,hardcore) fight in a pr ing surrounded by a steel pyramid.each side has a diffrent gimmick(normal,weapons,barb wire,electrified).the way 2 win is you climb a rope up to the top and grab a belt

2.devils playground:similar to king of the mountain with six men,ladders,pins to become elligible.Weapons are permitted,wen ur pinned ur brought and tortured for a minute and held for in a rack for two.wen u scor a pin u hav 5 mins to grab the *wait 4 it* key.The key opens 1 of 3 cases.Two contain the belts of champions in the match and 1 contains nuttin.once the key is brought dwn any1 elligible cn take it nd open the case.only 1 case cn b opend.

3.bed of nailsutside floor coverd in tumtacs.simple

4:crucifiction match:u win by putting ur opponent on a cross.no ndq i must add

5:suicide chamber;three men locked in a cage with barbed wire ropes,electric sides nd lots of weapons

6.warzone:20 man gauntlet untill last 5, then it becomes an elimination match

7.one weapon match:each competitor can bring 1 weapon in to b used by any1

 

[Murfish]

You should have an Inquisition match. It is conducted in a dungeon and the only way to win is to have your opponent drawn and quartered, or give them two extra inches of height on the stretch rack.