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LCW - Luther Championship Wrestling
- Thread starter Luther_Hull
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Re-bump. I just read this thing from start to finish. It's fucking awesome. And you kno what? In my new role within WZ as a strong opposition to all argument, I don't see why LCW shouldn't live in harmony with OCW.
OCW is the real thing, it's there for serious entertainment and good quality match writing, with real outcomes and interesting storylines.
LCW is here for comedy relief. It's the damned funniest thing I've ever read and I don't see why some people are taking it so seriously. It's not an insult to anyone, it's just good clean fun. Well, when I say clean, as clean as wrestling cadavers and rabid penguins can get.
Now that I've got that out of the way, I want in. I don't care if I'm just a pointless jobber. I'll even lose to KB. But I want into LCW. *Puts on LCW t-shirt and hat*.
OCW is the real thing, it's there for serious entertainment and good quality match writing, with real outcomes and interesting storylines.
LCW is here for comedy relief. It's the damned funniest thing I've ever read and I don't see why some people are taking it so seriously. It's not an insult to anyone, it's just good clean fun. Well, when I say clean, as clean as wrestling cadavers and rabid penguins can get.
Now that I've got that out of the way, I want in. I don't care if I'm just a pointless jobber. I'll even lose to KB. But I want into LCW. *Puts on LCW t-shirt and hat*.
I love OCW, but I have to point out the irony that OCW was meant to be semi serious antithesis to the efed, and now it's grown so much that OCW now has its own OCW in LCW.
I agree that the irony is certainly there, and I think that's almost a testament to KB's writing skills and the success he's had with OCW. But I also think he could do with lightening up a touch. I know I can hardly speak, I get pissed off easier than anyone, but still, this is just a few guys on the forum having a laugh. Nothing to get upset about IMO.
My rep box says otherwise.
you didnt tell them you did the same to me. FIRST.
See this is what i mean by lighten up. All i said was LCW>OCW as a joke against your sig. You gave me some long explanation pointing out the obvious about LCW.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Teh PPV is today...
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
LUTHERAMA
*Pyro goes off, but what the hell? The cable has snapped! Bah Gawd, that pyro just landed right in the damn crowd King!*
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Lutherama!
The following match, is an Outback match! This match will be wrestled in Australian conditions! i.e. a big pointless orange rock in the middle of fucking nowhere. Please welcome first Tim! Now welcome DS! You were expecting fancy entrances, not for Aussies, LCW has standards. Let's get this under way, God knows how you even start a match on an orange rock. DS goes for a few punches, he's boxing him like a damn kangaroo! A kangaroo I tell you! But Tim retaliates by throwing a Boomerang! Tim's got this one in the bag! But what the hell? Out of nowhere DS clocks Tim with a hat with corks on it! Bah Gawd, this one's over! 1-2-3.
Winner: Downward Spiral.
The next bout will be a Knife match including having fish stuck to the body with penguins with rabies as lumberjacks! Harthan comes out to the ring wielding a huge knife! He looks up for the match! Here comes Fizzywink, he has the fish! Fuck me that stinks! First swear in LCW! The crowd goes mad for it, you don't get this shit in OCW! The penguins hve arrived and they're pissed off as hell! They're in the ring, it's chaos! Penguins! Fish! Knives! Wait a minute, KNIVES!?!?! Fizzywink stabs every fucker in there! He can't get the pin though! There's a dead penguin on Harthan! Referee Marty Elias declares a no contest! Again...
No contest.
The following match will be a stairway to heaven match! CCS comes down from the rafters, halo intact, he's here to win! Where's his opponent? The firey gates of hell open! Here comes xfear through hellfire and brimstone! This match is emotionally charged folks! Think Backlash 2006 but without the balding guy. The two kick things off, CCS grabs xfear by the throat! Will he send him to hell? Xfear apologises and gets a reprieve, for now at least. CCS turns around, thinking his message has been sent to xfear, but xfear hits him the back with a steel chair and climbs the ladder! Bah Gawd, xfear's won the damn thing!
Winner: xfearbefore
C.M. is backstage. He's looking for the attacker that Luther made up at the last minute because he forgot to put C.M. in the match. "Where and who are you?" His attacker reveals himself! It's A.J!!! C.M says "I aren't feuding with A.J. fuck that, I'll be special referee in the main event"
The next bout is a covered in bird seed whilst pigeons surround the ring match! This will be Milenko vs. Marquis. These two are the only two who care about their match. True story. Here come the pigeons! LCW uses too many animals? What are you talking about? The pigeons shit everywhere! Think Donald Trump but with shit instead of money. The crowd look less than pleased. Milenko and Marquis try to wrestle, there's just too many pigeons in the ring, and the arena. The pigeons go for the clown! Marquis gets the pin! 1-2-2.9! Not quite enough, Milenko fights back, he throws a pigeon at Marquis. He goes for the pin! But, whoa what the hell? Marquis gets the roll up! 1-2-3! Marquis steals it!
Winner: Marquis.
The following match is a Death Match! Named because both competitors are dead! 48.7's corpse is lied in one corner, the OCW t-shirt that is the only remains of KB is on the other side. The referee is bored as hell, he picks up the t-shirt and sticks it on 48.7, 1-2-2-9!!! 48.7 comes back to life! He came back to life to reject OCW!!! 1-2-3!!1 48.7 wins it! Bah Gawd.
Winner: 48.7
The final match is a Hell in a Cell with a fire on the top and small explosives on the outside match for the LCW CHAMPIONSHIP!!! The crowd goes wild for Sly! He struts into the match, both competitors won this match in controversial circumstances, just fucking guess what will happen here. Luther comes, KB cries. The match gets underway, CM is the ref remember, both competitors struggle in a test of strength, Sly gets thrown into the small explosives, he brushes them off quicker than a "Hogan sucks" comment. Both go to the top, I think Luther just stuck something in C.M's pocket, I can't be for sure. It's hot up there, the two of them decide to go back in the cage, Sly's on the top rope! Leg drop to a conveniently bent over Luther (What?) Sly hits a sit out powerbomb! The 5 knuckle shuffle! He picks him up! F.U!!!! Sly's gonna win it, 1-2-2.99999987!!! C.M. just exploded!!! That was what Luther put in the pocket! Luther turns around! Autoban on Sly! jpfizzle runs down in a referee's shirt!!! 1-2-3!!! Luther's won it!!! Who screwed Sly? Luther and jpfizzle obviously, but in 10 years time some deluded fanboy's will claim it was Sly!
Winner: Luther.
That ladies and gentlemen, concludes tonight's PPV, thanks for reading.
And this is why Luther is the best poster, as this is still 2008 that right there is post of the year...
Personal Highlights:
DS clocks Tim with a hat with corks on it!
The penguins have arrived and there pissed off as hell!
The pigeons shit everywhere! Think Donald Trump but with shit instead of money.
C.M. just exploded!!!
jpfizzle runs down in a referee's shirt!!! 1-2-3!!! Luther's won it!!! Who screwed Sly? Luther and jpfizzle obviously
Personal Highlights:
DS clocks Tim with a hat with corks on it!
The penguins have arrived and there pissed off as hell!
The pigeons shit everywhere! Think Donald Trump but with shit instead of money.
C.M. just exploded!!!
jpfizzle runs down in a referee's shirt!!! 1-2-3!!! Luther's won it!!! Who screwed Sly? Luther and jpfizzle obviously
Loved the Main Event.Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
Ive recently come upon the free agent market....jus sayin...
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Everyone wants to be in LCW.
NorCal takes on jpfizzle at the next PPV event.
NorCal takes on jpfizzle at the next PPV event.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
shit. seems to be a no win situation for me
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
Are you saying that I'd be biased towards jpfizzle?
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
entirely
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
I'll change the match then.
NorCal takes on Y 2 Jake.
NorCal takes on Y 2 Jake.
Mighty NorCal
SHALL WE BEGIN?
me and Jake have to be a tag team Luther. with Sam being our vivacious valet