Dammit i thought for sure it was gonna be me.
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Dammit i thought for sure it was gonna be me.
Please. Nothing that guy ever wrote even compares to the brutality of the gun match.
So what, you're crucified? You could live.
No one gets up from being shot in the face.
Not even Jesus.
P.S.: a pyramid has at least four sides(including the floor). I'd say that he was refering to a pyramid with a square base which has five sides(including the floor). Four of the said sides can be tailored to each of his amazing gimmicks.
I'm okay with this. If we fold it into the gun match somehow.
I haven't posted wrestling in a long while, and I have been to busy to care about posting in threads except this one, and honestly I could care less that your rep bar is bigger then mine considering I have not posted in any thread relating to wrestling in a while.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
That belt's shit.
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
LCW Announces TV deal.
LCW has announced that a new TV show, LCW TV, will debut on Eurosport and will be aired every Wednesday. First edition is tonight!
LCW has announced that a new TV show, LCW TV, will debut on Eurosport and will be aired every Wednesday. First edition is tonight!
Luther_Hull
Cunt.
LCWTV
Welcome to Fratton Park for the first ever LCW TV!!! Bah Gawd King, it's gonna be an awesome show tonight live on Eurosport!!! Oh fuck, Eurosport? People still wtch that? What? We're on Eurosport 2? Oh fuck. Anyway, lets get on with the show, we've got three great matches tonight leading us in to Tribute to the Luther!!! Lets welcome guest commentator, Chris Kamara!
"It's unbelievable to be here Jeff!"
Match one: A.J. vs. DIAR, woodshed match.
A.J. slaps DIAR in the face! Bah Gawd, DIAR is getting slapped around like a bitch here. This one's easy for A.J. probably because DIAR doesn't have any balls. DIAR fights back, hits him with a slap, is that all they're doing? DIAR complains to the ref, A.J's baiting him!!! That shit doesn't hang in LCW, A.J. hits the vBookie and wins it!!! I don't think A.J's realised though, he's never been the smartest. As per the stipulations, DIAR gets took around the back of a woodshed and is shot. In the face. He's Dead. Comments Chris? "unbelieveable Jeff" Thought so.
Winner: A.J.
Backstage we see a mysterious figure, saying he's making his debut and he's going to take the LCW title! Doubtful, the head booker's champ and he has a massive ego.
Match two: jpfizzle vs. CCS, Match in a church
McMahon did it, so fuck off. Anyway, this match starts off in a church, CCS doesn't agree with this, they leave fighting in the grave yard, the fizzle whips CCS straight into a headstone, CCS is knocked out. Fizzle gets the 1-2-3. After the match xfearbefore shouts down from Heaven, bragging, CCS gets struck by lightning. Jpfizzle walks off, C.M runs down! He has a gun. Bah Gawd! He shoots jpfizzle! Is he dead?
Match three: Milenko vs. Colamania, Match including Lizards.
More animals? Yes. Here come the lizards, out first, now here's Milenko, he's pissed off after the last match. Colamania makes his debut all happy and smiling. Welcome to LCW, bitch. Says Milenko as he throws a lizard at him. The lizard just mauled Cola's face off! He has no face. These superstars are trained to fall, but how do you learn to lose your face to a lizard? Cola runs around with no face, here's Marquis! In a car! He plows Milenko the fuck down! OH MY GAWD!!! One show, three deaths. Cola gets the win, he has no face, but at least he won.
We'll be back with more LCW after this short commercial break!
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DS comes out to "bitch" or rather air his opinion. Tim comes out, hes looking for some type of revenge, I doubt he'll get it though, he sucks. Stunner! DS cracks open a Foster's and sprays it in Tim's face. The two of them will face off in a cage match at the next PPV. Because they're both convicts.
Luther's here, crowd boos. He talks about how hes the champ and how he'll never lose it. That's true. He books the damn thing. Sly's music plays, but hes dead! NorCal comes out, he challenges Luther to a match. This won't be any match it'll be a... here's Jake, he attacks NorCal with an iron bar. Luther says they'll fight each other in a platform above a tank of sharks that have two mouths each and are electric.
How was I, the most over superstar on the roster, not included in that show?!
Can I have a gun match against Harthan so I can die again? My corpse gimmick was gold.
Can I have a gun match against Harthan so I can die again? My corpse gimmick was gold.