Late Spring Cleaning
- Thread starter Kermit
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Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
Vince: I've got someone new this year to do the future endevour honours.
HHH: Sweet
Vince: Yeah. So Mark, have you made all the calls yet?
Mark Caranno (Executive of Talent Relations): Yeah, well almost. Can I just ask? Who is this guy? JTG. I don't recognise the name.
Vince: My homie. JTG. Former Tag Team champion and member of Cryme Tyme. But I fired him years ago. Someone must've forgotten to take him ff the roster page. By god when I find them, they're gon-
Mark: No but look here sir, look at the finances. We're still paying him money and if I look through the statistics, it says he's been in only 3 matches in the last five years.
Vince: Well this must be some mistake. I haven't seen or heard from him in years.
Mark: No look here sir, it shows where the money's gone out into his account.
<Hands Vince a clipboard>
Vince: SON OF A BITCH! You created a fund deficiency which meant I had to fire my chosen one. My Drew Mcintyre. When I find you-
<Storms into the canteen>
Vince: WHERE IS HE!
<Sees JTG eating jelly by himself with his back to McMahon>
Vince: JT Gizzle, long time no see. Hey is your number still 07*******86?
JTG: Yessir...
Vince: Alright...
<Vince takes out his phone,dials and stares at JTG. JTG's phone starts to ring "BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN">
JTG: Wassup, it's ya boi J-
Vince: YYOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRR FFFIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEDDDD!!
JTG:...
Can I at least finish my jelly?
Vince: Sure, why the hell not...
<Waits for him to finish>
NOW GET OUT! Hunter, escort JTG from the building please.
JTG: Fine. But I'm keeping the spoon.
<Hunter whistles "I ho, I ho, it's off to work we go" as he holds JTG by the scruff of the neck until he's outside.
JTG: Oh man, what am I gonna do now...
HHH: Sweet
Vince: Yeah. So Mark, have you made all the calls yet?
Mark Caranno (Executive of Talent Relations): Yeah, well almost. Can I just ask? Who is this guy? JTG. I don't recognise the name.
Vince: My homie. JTG. Former Tag Team champion and member of Cryme Tyme. But I fired him years ago. Someone must've forgotten to take him ff the roster page. By god when I find them, they're gon-
Mark: No but look here sir, look at the finances. We're still paying him money and if I look through the statistics, it says he's been in only 3 matches in the last five years.
Vince: Well this must be some mistake. I haven't seen or heard from him in years.
Mark: No look here sir, it shows where the money's gone out into his account.
<Hands Vince a clipboard>
Vince: SON OF A BITCH! You created a fund deficiency which meant I had to fire my chosen one. My Drew Mcintyre. When I find you-
<Storms into the canteen>
Vince: WHERE IS HE!
<Sees JTG eating jelly by himself with his back to McMahon>
Vince: JT Gizzle, long time no see. Hey is your number still 07*******86?
JTG: Yessir...
Vince: Alright...
<Vince takes out his phone,dials and stares at JTG. JTG's phone starts to ring "BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN">
JTG: Wassup, it's ya boi J-
Vince: YYOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRR FFFIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEDDDD!!
JTG:...
Can I at least finish my jelly?
Vince: Sure, why the hell not...
<Waits for him to finish>
NOW GET OUT! Hunter, escort JTG from the building please.
JTG: Fine. But I'm keeping the spoon.
<Hunter whistles "I ho, I ho, it's off to work we go" as he holds JTG by the scruff of the neck until he's outside.
JTG: Oh man, what am I gonna do now...
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
Serious Milton moment with JTG. Leave the memories alone.
MrHashasheen
Enjoying Wrestling
Anyone else want a shoot from JTG?
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
Not really.
MrHashasheen
Enjoying Wrestling
Is it bad I hope Barrett get's Drew's old theme song? Vengeance for EC '11!
No big losses
JTG- His career was over when Cryme Tyme (who I thought was a very underrated team) split up. No clue how he lasted this long.
Drew McIntyre- Never liked him. No clue what people saw in him.
Jinder Mahal- Absolutely atrocious.
Aksana- She was hot at least.
Curt Hawkins- Some talent there but nothing special.
Camacho- He had a great look and I thought some decent potential but he never did jack shit.
Brodus Clay- Probably the one guy on this list I was somewhat surprised about. Still think he could have been a decent monster heel.
Evan Bourne- Extremely bland and always injured.
Yoshi Tatsu- Ok in the ring but that's all he had remotely going for him.
JTG- His career was over when Cryme Tyme (who I thought was a very underrated team) split up. No clue how he lasted this long.
Drew McIntyre- Never liked him. No clue what people saw in him.
Jinder Mahal- Absolutely atrocious.
Aksana- She was hot at least.
Curt Hawkins- Some talent there but nothing special.
Camacho- He had a great look and I thought some decent potential but he never did jack shit.
Brodus Clay- Probably the one guy on this list I was somewhat surprised about. Still think he could have been a decent monster heel.
Evan Bourne- Extremely bland and always injured.
Yoshi Tatsu- Ok in the ring but that's all he had remotely going for him.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Gutted about 3MB and Teddy Long. Aksana was the only reason I cared to watch the divas. Now I'm back not caring to watch the divas. And 
over JTG. I thought he was released years ago.
over JTG. I thought he was released years ago.
Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
I'm waiting for the big name release. Probably won't happen but I can smell a decent guy getting the cut.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Watch it be Dolph Ziggler... but honestly... I hope it's Jack Swagger.
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
I hope it's Swagger too, just so I can see him in another promotion. Doubt it is going to happen though.
Alex
King Of The Wasteland
If it's a promotion that's more ring based he'd shine like anything. I'd find a feud between him and Kurt Angle (no matter what promotion) pretty cool. Old vs New and all that.
BaconBits
WZ Czar of Steaks
If Swagger was released, with his stellar amateur wrestling pedigree, athleticism, and lack of charisma, I'd rather see Swagger try his hand at mixed martial arts than go to another wrasslin' promotion while he is still relatively young. He can always come back to professional wrestling if it doesn't work out.
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
I love Swagger the wrestler. He's so different to anyone in WWE, he's a throwback to the old school. A take no shit, tough, stiff worker who is often belittled by bullshit angles. Stick him in NJPW or ROH and he'd be great.
Trill Co$by
Believes in The Shield!
Swagger's young and in shape... And if he got released now, he'd have plenty of time to sign to an NFL team which I'm sure they'd be happy to try him out with. He's a former All-American, and that's not just something to take lightly. Sure he's been off the field for years, but he's been competing strongly since being off the field so his body's in shape for it. Dallas needs a defense, so maybe he could play there.
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As for my "big name" release, I wouldn't be surprised if they were to release Booker T. I don't think he's doing much besides Kick-Off show hosting, which can easily be replaced. So who knows.
Booker is well liked and has a legends contract if I am not mistaken. He is safe.
Pretty sure if they didnt fire Swagger already it wont happen soon, only because Dutch is doing a bang up job for the gimmick.
Honestly if anyone else takes the fall it would be Otunga or JoJo. Also, did anyone else think they got rid of Ranjin Singh? I thought he got the axe, but apparently is a writer on Raw. Crazy.
Pretty sure if they didnt fire Swagger already it wont happen soon, only because Dutch is doing a bang up job for the gimmick.
Honestly if anyone else takes the fall it would be Otunga or JoJo. Also, did anyone else think they got rid of Ranjin Singh? I thought he got the axe, but apparently is a writer on Raw. Crazy.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Dam the cold-hearted souls who could look at this face and say "get out".
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
That Chosen One Entrance Vid...sigh
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
I still dont understand how Drew flopped. He had the push, the talent, the entrance & a great look.
TNA is likely out & PWS or ROH is an option- but does anyone but me think that NJPW is in the future here? Not gonna lie, if he joined Bullet Club & cut a promo on Vince I would love it.
TNA is likely out & PWS or ROH is an option- but does anyone but me think that NJPW is in the future here? Not gonna lie, if he joined Bullet Club & cut a promo on Vince I would love it.