I'm sorry you are disappointing Dagger, as I meant no harm. Most of the descriptions came off the top of my head as I was churning them out. When your name dropped down on the card, I thought I would implement some dry humor by just describing why your name drooped down. You'll see descriptions like this on a lot of cards. There was 122 different cards I had to put together, and even then I missed a few here and there, so I just wrote the descriptions off the top of my head and moved on. See: Chuck Myles & Vance Bateman. One is called a part-time owner and the other is called a part-owner. I didn't spend very much time going back and touching up descriptions. In fact, I don't think I did it one single time.
I will tell you that there is future plans for 2nd edition cards. So, hopefully I can resolve your personal concern when that time comes.
Cheers!