In An Effort To Entertain You (And Myself)

[Wicked Valentine]

Nope, I'm good.

 

[Coco]

Well I'm not. Apparently some people think I've been acting like a pervert towards you. We both know that's not true, but I can't fight this. My mom doesn't want me to talk to you anymore.

Sorry. I wish I could be stronger for you.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Well this fucking sucks

 

[Macca]

GREAT, NOW I CAN SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL.

Valentine, do you have any black inside you?

Would you like some?

 

[Coco]

Okay, my mom is on the phone in the other room. We have a few minutes.

Why are you using the smilie?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Okay, my mom is on the phone in the other room. We have a few minutes.

Why are you using the smilie?

just cuz

Wow aren't you a daredevil?

 

[JGlass]

I love seeing true love like this unfold. It warms my heart.

 

[Coco]

Sorry. I want to be a daredevil for you, but my mom was standing behind me for like ten minutes.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

GREAT, NOW I CAN SWOOP IN FOR THE KILL.

Valentine, do you have any black inside you?

Would you like some?

If any part of you ever gets near me, i will break it.
just thought you should know.

That sucks, Coco.

 

[JGlass]

If any part of you ever gets near me, i will break it.
just thought you should know.

But you guys were going to be the Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth of WrestleZone. I bought a tux for the wedding and everything.

 

[Macca]

Great, she's the frigid emo type.

All yours Coco, this is one piece of poonani that Maccaveli will NOT pursue.

 

[Coco]

Surely it's a contradiction to be both frigid and emo.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Just cause i don't want Macca anywhere near doesn't mean i'm a frigid emo

 

[JGlass]

I demand Wicked makes a list of her top 5 favorite posters and her bottom 5 so we know who does and doesn't have a shot.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I demand Wicked makes a list of her top 5 favorite posters and her bottom 5 so we know who does and doesn't have a shot.

I perfer to leave everyone in suspense, sorry

 

[JGlass]

Oh you big tease you.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Oh you big tease you.

Yep thats me

 

[Macca]

Surely it's a contradiction to be both frigid and emo.

Well, you are Canadian, so I know it's not the first time one of you has tried to seduce a moose.

Send her a big box of raw meat. This ****e will know what's what.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Macca, why are you such an asshole?

 

[Macca]

Well, if you must know it's due to a lack of self esteem that I had choose to take out on others.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Don't take it out on me 'cause i will crush whatever self-esteem you have left, and that's a promise.

 

[Macca]

Let's hope for both my self esteem and Coco's face that you decide not to sit on either of them, then.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Why Coco I'm not gonna do anything to him

 

[Macca]

You hussy.

You were just leading my dear friend Coco on all along, weren't you?

I hope God punishes both you and that other street creature Becca and buries the pair of you in a landslide.