Nathan vents, you don't care.

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Marriage, my favorite form of oppression.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Marriage, my favorite form of oppression.

I have always preferred sweatshops.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I have always preferred sweatshops.

You always struck me as a Slavery kind of guy.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You always struck me as a Slavery kind of guy.

Not anymore, because I fell in love with one of my slaves and granted her citizenship in order to marry her. Of course then she left me and got half of the plantation.

I am willing to bet the same thing doesn't happen with one of the children at my Nike factory.

 

[Fizzy]

The thing is, I don't think getting married is a serious thing. It really means jack shit to me, it just matters to her.

You're going to be together for the rest of your lives. Forever. You can't have those unresolved issues or you'll go fucking crazy. That's my view anyway

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Nah, I doubt you smell better than me.