In An Effort To Entertain You (And Myself)

[Coco]

Yes, but your lack of experience is very unattractive, GD. Have you ever actually touched any of those things in your user title? I have. I've touched five.

 

[Richard]

Creeper gimmick? TM, when did you guess tdigle's password?

 

[gd]

I'm hoping that she's attracted to my innocence.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I'm more attracted to the sweet bad boyz... Sorry Gen!

 

[gd]

I can be bad for you

 

[Coco]

I once test drove a motorcycle.

 

[gd]

I drank 2 beers last Friday.

 

[Coco]

Bet you didn't go out for St. Patrick's day though, did you?

 

[gd]

I was outside at one point last Thursday.

 

[Coco]

I'm old enough to buy alcohol. End of discussion.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Yes, but your lack of experience is very unattractive, GD. Have you ever actually touched any of those things in your user title? I have. I've touched five.

only 5? Was one of the women a breast cancer patient/survivor?

 

[Барбоса]

Yes, but your lack of experience is very unattractive, GD. Have you ever actually touched any of those things in your user title? I have. I've touched five.

Your own, your mother's and brushing passed someone in a crowded room do not count

 

[JGlass]

If you're looking for a bad boy, look no further than JGlass. You don't even want to know what I keep in my closet for weekend fun times.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

i'm afraid to ask.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

his last girlfriend.

She said no he neat her to death and shoved her in the closet. As long as you don't say No you'll be fine and he won't end up raping your corpse.

 

[shattered dreams]

I'm old enough to buy alcohol. End of discussion.

Also old enough to get charged with statutory rape ...

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Do you really have to ruin everything?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

he does

I think it's a brain defect he has.

 

[gd]

On the plus side, I'm not old enough to buy alcohol but am old enough for rape!

 

[shattered dreams]

I wouldn't have ruined it except I am legitimately convinced coco isn't entirely joking. Stick to respectable creepers like Tdigs. I also didn't understand the appeal of you until I saw your post busting stormtroopers balls which amused me enough to see the merits of going to jail for you.

Choose me I am old enough to get a rental car!

 

[Wicked Valentine]

On the plus side, I'm not old enough to buy alcohol but am old enough for rape!

I'm pretty sure everyone is.

And Shattered...no

 

[Coco]

Hi, Wicked!

Joking about what, shattered?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Yay Coco's back!

 

[Coco]

What preparations have you made for my arrival, woman?

BTW, do u like it when I call you "woman"?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

What preparations have you made for my arrival, woman?

BTW, do u like it when I call you "woman"?

Absolutely nothing

and i don't care what anyone calls me as long as its not offensive.