IMPACT Wrestling LD for 12.22.11

[klunderbunker]

THANK YOU. Finally there's no massive logo on a splitscreen.

 

[shattered dreams]

Wow.

 

[klunderbunker]

LUCHA OLD DUDE!

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

HOLY SHIT STING

Sting is still Awesome at 51

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Sting was epic.

 

[Gelgarin]

I look away for ten seconds...

 

[JJYanks121]

I can't say I've ever had one, but I can't imagine finding a lapdance to be remotely entertaining.

So make the example intercourse. Sex is better with someone who is better at it right?

You've never gotten a lapdance though? Like not even from a girlfriend?

 

[Gelgarin]

We preferred to play scrabble.

 

[shattered dreams]

I'd put it more like this JJ. Would rather read a story about someone interesting or a story about someone that something actually interesting happened to?

 

[JJYanks121]

We preferred to play scrabble.

You party animal!

 

[JJYanks121]

I'd put it more like this JJ. Would rather read a story about someone interesting or a story about someone that something actually interesting happened to?

I'd rather read a story about an interesting person who had interesting things happen to him/her. That's the point. More than reading, this is acting too, so the uninteresting person is on screen and we have to see that person poorly act his way through the story. It's like watching anything Kristen Stewart is in.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sting is going big tonight.

 

[shattered dreams]

It is a wonder pro wrestlers ever successfully reproduce.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Sting is doing pretty damn well.

 

[Gelgarin]

It is a wonder pro wrestlers ever successfully reproduce.

Especially with the ever present temptation to simply pick up some kids off of a deceased way buddy.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'm sick of the whole "DOUBLE R SPINE BUSTER!" exclamation by Tenay. Actually, I'm sick of Tenay. Hire JBL and put him with Borash.

Fuck Taz.

 

[The Brain]

LOL at Bubba turning over on his own before Sting was ready

 

[Gelgarin]

Well that was awesome.

 

[shattered dreams]

Hardy is way over.

 

[jmt225]

Great main event.

Good show overall.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Very impressing show.

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

Tag Teams and Tim Tebow

 

[shattered dreams]

Do people really not understand that for that story Devon's role is a father? Not just anyone can play a father.

 

[Gelgarin]

Be fair, Tony Nese cutting a promo explaining how he managed to father two African American children when he was nine years old is my new idea for the greatest segment ever.

 

[shattered dreams]

I'd pay money to see it, which makes it better than anything else in the history of wrestling by default.