IMPACT Wrestling LD for 08.18.11

[Mighty NorCal]

.......

 

[Unsold Bacon]

January; late December if lucky.

Motherfuck. What happened to him again?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I have money that we'll come back with a segment involving Flair.

I could only fucking hope so.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Man I love AJ's pryo. So sick.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Come on TNA, give this more than 10 minutes...

 

[klunderbunker]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out ODB is KB's mom.

They wear the same kind of underwear.

 

[Rising Savior]

Aj vs Rvd. Over/ unders at 6 minutes.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

They wear the same kind of underwear.

Ones with dick holes in 'em?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Come on TNA, give this more than 10 minutes...

 

[klunderbunker]

Same singlet (or really close to it) as the one RVD was wearing when he won the title from AJ last year on Impact.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ones with dick holes in 'em?

Not since the surgery.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

AJ Styles... Please... Do something... Anything, which is seen as relevant on this show!

RVD over AJ Styles is just not moral. It's a let down to society.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Aj vs Rvd. Over/ unders at 6 minutes.

Caring about match length over/under at not caring.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

TNA's ring really is too small for RVD to hit the Rolling Thunder effectively anymore.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

January; late December if lucky.

Vampire lesbos!

My Spike feed had to go out now? Fuck.

 

[shattered dreams]

Abyss vs Lynn in a loser has to take a shower match.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Jerry Lynn looks like he's 74 years old.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Pele Kick makes me hard.

I'll be back in five.

 

[Rising Savior]

Yup just about 5 minutes with a dusty finish typical tna.

 

[klunderbunker]

So in other words, Lynn looks like an idiot again.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Abyss vs Lynn in a loser has to take a shower match.

Loser has to wash the winner.

 

[klunderbunker]

5:22 for the curious ones.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

As I begin, AJ showing he knows Maths makes me turned off.

...Southern asshole...

 

[hatehabsforever]

Figures. The only decent match of the evening, and they have to have a screwy finish and ruin it.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Jerry Lynn looks like he's 74 years old.

Looks like? You mean he isn't? Fuck I knew I shouldn't have trusted Wikipedia.