This is, by far, the funniest topic starter I've read. I don't agree with most of it, but it's hilarious nontheless
While he may be a good worker, he isn't a BELIEVABLE worker. I don't think you have to be 6'4, 250 to be believable. Punk is believable. Bryan is believable. Christian is not. Skinny, no muscle definition. Doesn't look like he could kick your ass. And his offense is fucking RIDICULOUS. A spear? Seriously? I'm supposed to believe this scrawny motherfucker can keep people down with a SPEAR? I get that it's a tribute to his "lifelong best friend", but he shouldn't be pinning anyone with it ever.
Christian is small, but his whole character and being as a wrestler is dependent on him being wily, and the commentators mention that a lot. He isn't big, and he is incredibly skinny for someone who isn't wrestling with cruiserweights all day, but his wit transcends that. And honestly, his spear credibility is hurt by his size, but he executes it better than Edge did. It looks a lot more stiff and violent, maybe because him being smaller gives him the leeway to do it without crushing the other guy. Plus, you can hear the clap of contact, which Edge never did often enough.
Which brings me to the fact that his primary finisher, the Unprettier Killswitch is the WORST fucking finisher of all-time. It could logically be countered by just pushing him out of the Goddamn way. But I guess I'm just supposed to believe that Christian's little twig arms are strong enough to force his opponents head first into the ground.
I do agree with you. The Unprettier (fuck Killswitch) sucks in general, and looks even worse when someone Christian's size tries that shit. I feel like anyone could easily break out of that, no matter how tired or stunned they are. Christian's biceps look like mine when I was 16. He's not one to pull arm moves off.
I've watched Christian's entire career, save for TNA, and the "Captain Charisma" name fits about as well as nicknaming Batista "Tommy Technical".
Nah, he has charisma. It works better when he's a heel, but its there. Rock is the king of charisma and he acknowledged it back in '03
The average fan doesn't really give much of a shit about Christian. Sure, they like him fine, but is he really missed when he isn't around? Nope. Christian could disappear from WWE tomorrow and only the IWC would care.[/QUOTE]
Well, he's an upper midcarder whose spot is easily filled. I'll admit that he can take a break and no one would be checking for him, but during his long absences his absence is felt when the midcard needs a fresh face.
He's over like Kofi Kingston is over.
I would argue that Kofi is more over than him. Compare their live ovations.
I've never seen anything special from Christian on the mic. He's made a career from riding on his far superior tag team partner's charismatic coattails.
He had a talk show segment (before Edge, might I add). They don't give those to people without mic skills. Edge is the better superstar, no doubt, but Christian has made a name for himself outside of him.
This notion that Vince "hates" Christian is funny to me. I have no doubt that he doesn't see money in him. Because THERE ISN'T. But someone Vince "hates", he sure hovers around the title picture an awful lot for someone that isn't all that over.
Christian holds his company down when needed. When Edge retired, he filled the WHC void before we were stuck with ADR all day. When WWE needed Flair, he did the tradeoff even though he can't stand TNA. He is a consistent performer as well, so Vince doesn't hate him. He just doesn't need to be a permanent main eventer
I equate Christian to Rey Mysterio. Good worker. Terribly unbelievable offense. Both rewarded with undeserved runs on top because their best friends died/retired. At least the fans gave a shit about Rey, though.
Rey had 3 world title runs. The first one was kind of sympathy, but give him his credit that he accomplished a lot outside of that. Besides, if WWE really wanted to ride Eddie's death, they would've given Chavo a world title (do not pull the WWECW title on me). In the same vein, Christian had his sympathy run, but when it ended, the fans got so monumentally pissed that he had to get the strap back, albeit shortly.
If I can say one thing about Christian, it's that his entrance music fits him perfectly. It's annoying, lame, it sucks, and if I never heard it again, I would be totally great with that.
His entrance theme now is unremarkable. The Hollywood Blondes version he used before he left for TNA was awesome.